Everyone hates on Shauna Sand for being a tacky bitch, but what I know is that despite dressing like a cheap hooker with the name Gary tattooed on her ass, she still manages to keep her composure. She just comes from a school of thought where fake hair, fake tits and skinny everything else is a good thing, and in her defense her career is solely based on the younger version of this look, so like a dog being rewarded a dog treat for doing a trick, Shauna Sand keeps bringing this back out because it is her trick and we’ve all rewarded her for it. The sad thing is that she keeps shit classy by not releasing sex tapes, by never being rude and by always taking the time to clean herself up and despite it not being something you’d want to see your mom wearing, it is something you’d want a slut you bring home to fuck to be wearing and you can’t forget that. Like I can’t forget the time I was forced to hang out with 2 trashy chicks from Michigan at some resort town’s public pool and they were cussin’ and spitting and scratching themselves in disgusting places I wanted to smell and one of them got so drunk she shit herself in the pool and laughed it off despite popular belief amongst trash, shitting in a public pool is not socially acceptable, it is not a value pack sized toilet that you buy at Costco and it is not considered keeping your composure and there is not a chapter is Emily Post’s Book of Etiquette sountil I see Shauna Sand covered in feces, I’m stickin’ to this whole classy angle.

Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick , who play on-and-off-again couple Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass, film new scenes for their hit CW show Gossip Girl in Manhattan’s Upper East Side on Friday.

New episodes of Gossip Girl airs on Mondays @ 8PM ET/PT on The CW. You can bet your bottom dollar that Ugly Betty star America Ferrera will not be tuning in!

This Monday is episode “The Dark Night”: Serena and Dan are forced to deal with their unspoken problems while trapped in an elevator during a citywide blackout. In a humorous twist, Blair questions the lack of passion in her relationship with Marcus (guest star Patrick Heusinger), while at the same time Chuck appears to have lost his “passion” for any woman other than Blair. Meanwhile, Nate struggles between his feelings for Vanessa and his more-complicated-by-the-day relationship with Catherine (guest star Madchen Amick). Jenny risks losing her internship when Eleanor catches Jenny critiquing one of the Eleanor Waldorf designs. (more…)

Some people say Jews are worthless people that are always out to make a dollar. I say Jews aren’t worthless at all because in their quest to make a dollar they run big businesses, they are doctors and they are lawyers and politicians helping people and run Hollywood and Fashion Industries entertaining people, but I will say that Jewish girls are generally not hot, so when I see a seemingly worthless girl, not because she is a Jew but because she doesn’t do anything worthwhile and who happens to be Jewish look as good as Michelle Trachtenberg does in these pics, I realize that she does have worth to whoever the fuck is fuckin’ her because I know I like what I am seeing.

Maybe it is just because compared to every Jewish girl I’ve met, she doesn’t look like a rat-faced monster and I am just excited that finally someone has broken down my preconceived notions, but in my preconceived notons defense, Jewish girls aren’t hot, it is just smoke and mirrors.

The same smoke and mirrors Michelle Trachtenberg is trying to use by hanging out with supermodels because despite being a hot Jewish girl she realizes that she can’t be a supermodel but does everything in her power to hang out with them, including going to their events, in hopes to be hotter by association, it’s that Jewish drive and ambition and keen business sense shining through in her marketing of herself and showing off them tits.

Here she is with Maria Sharapova at Fashion Week

Before becoming television's most lovable Vicodin addict, Hugh Laurie spent a good twenty years on British airwaves with BFF Stephen Fry on A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Blackadder, and Jeeves and Wooster. He's also a concert pianist and is really good at Sudoku. Laurie basically is Gregory House, but nicer, and British. And not a doctor.

It's good news then, that Laurie will soon be rewarded for his diligence and good work with a pay bump from Universal Studios that will leave the 49-year old one of the best paid actors on television. Laurie is expected to rake in $400,000 zone per episode, which is still $100k less than his doppleganger Jack Bauer's alter-ego Keifer makes at also-on-Fox 24. Still, $9 million a season is nothing to sneeze at; if every episode of House has 45 minutes of actual programming, Laurie will earn a cool $8,888 a minute just to keep that wonderful American accent going.

He's still nowhere near Friends-level of payment, but hey, not everyone can be a David Schwimmer.

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English reality staple Jade Goody checked into the hospital Friday morning for an eight hour operation. According to reports, surgeons will 'fight to save her from the grasp of cervical cancer'.

The Big Brother star's rep said the following about her operation:

"It will either be a radical hysterectomy which will take eight hours or it will be another operation called smoothing the glands. It depends on what they find when they go in. If it is the smoothing the glands operation it will take around four hours. We hope it will be the radical hysterectomy because that means the cancer hasn't spread. In that case she will be in intensive care for about 24 hours. We'll find out in the evening when we speak to her surgeon. She is unconscious at the moment and it's all going on as we speak. I spoke to her last night and she was as comfortable as possible and trying to be positive but was obviously feeling very scared as any 27-year-old in that situation would. She is in the best possible hands."

Keep fighting, Jade, and stay strong.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Designer Andreas Melbostad showed his Spring 2009 Phi collection in New York on Thursday.

MC Hammer style harem pants were part of his offerings.

Will you rock harem pants come spring?!

[Image by Bebeto Matthews via AP Photo.]

• Katharine McPhee is looking fashion week fresh.
• Jennifer Lopez will no longer be a judge on the finale of Project Runway.
• Rose McGowan is still red hot.
• Ben Affleck has a bushy beard
• Orders for Sarah Palin’s eyeglasses have quadrupled.
• Sophie Monk is bikini bike riding
• Marc Jacobs and lunch date on PDA parade
• Chace Crawford replacing Patrick Dempsey as Versace spokesman
• Beyoncé, dressed as a cop, filmed scenes for her new video, "If I Were a Boy," in Harlem yesterday. The single is set to be released Oct. 7, along with a second song, "Single Ladies."
• Sarah Jessica Parker sported a jacket with the slogan "Barack n Roll" in the Village the other day to show off her support for presidential hopeful Barack Obama.
• Michael Phelps and his tablemates were given - and drank - several free bottles of champagne and sake from fans while dining at Blue Ribbon Sushi in Midtown the other night.
• FOX has halted production of Joss Whedons new series, Dollhouse, starring Eliza Dushku, because its concerned the show's thick plot may be too much for viewers.