Combined, John McCain and Barack Obama have bought more than $11 million in commercial time during the Olympic broadcasts on NBC. But they’ve also managed to get the slots for an insane deal: $44,000 per spot for McCain and $36,000 for Obama (who purchased less ad time overall). Sound cheap? It should. That’s because their per-ad payments are well under the market price for these coveted slots, which have a going rate of $700,000-plus for the Snickers and Coca-Colas out there. Yes, that’s about a 17X multiple they cut out. So how are they getting away with it?CONTINUED »

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Despite someone trying their damnedest to keep confirmed homewrecker Rielle Hunter’s website out of the public eye, it was really only a matter of time before the proof of this woman’s weirdness surfaced. Entitled “Being Is Free,” Hunter’s site is chock-full of New Age-isms and talk of the zodiac, chakras, and spiritual healers, none of which granted Hunter enough serenity to resist the temptation of a married man with a dying wife. And while the site is offline, we got a look at the whole mess of it.CONTINUED »

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Jessica Simpson is wearing shorts to really try to live out this whole country thing, because the only country about her was that she was born to a rich family in Texas who packed their bags to have an even richer family in California and the only thing this bitch knows about backwoods is that it’s what her dad calls anal sex and the closest thing she’s ever been to backwoods was her role in Dukes of Hazard, kinda offending the actual backwoods folk who listen to her shit as it pollutes their contry airwaves and coutry music festivals she shows up to in these offensive costumes, like the time I went to a Caribbean festival dressed like Blackface, that’s I lie, I was actually wearing a KKK cape in the car because my friend bet me that I wouldn’t do it, and he was right because that’s the kind of shit that gets you shot, but I did go to a Jewish Temple once with the Jew Cap on as a joke that wasn’t really funny and turned out to be really fuckin’ boring….but yeah, Jessica Simpson is doin some hollywood shit, not relating to the market she’s trying to seduce and is pretty much pissing everyone the fuck off and the whole time she’s doing it, I would love to be fucking her…..

PS - I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Mandy Moore has had sex with DJ AM, that should pretty much be enough of a reason to not want to fuck her, but then again I am from the school that highly judges girls on who’s penis they have let inside them, like if they fuck old dudes or young dudes, or if they fuck rich dudes or poor dudes, it all means different shit and lets me decide if I want ot join the “i’ve been in this cunt” club. I another reason to not want to fuck her for most people would be the fact that she’s big and busted lookin’, but not you, big and busted never stopped you, ya’ fuckin’ pervert, as long as shit’s got a vagina or you can presume has a vagina, you’re ready to get down and crawling up her big strong leg just as fast as you can….

This shit reminds me of the white shirt I was wearing yesterday, not because I like the world to see my manly fuckin’ tits and nipples but because my clothes are old and when they are white, they get pretty fuckin’ sheer after a couple decades and a couple of washes. Now, I was feelin’ good showing off my rockin’ fat man body that I had no choice but to show off because I had nothing esle to wear and within about 4 minutes of steppin outside, I spilled fuckin’ tomoto sauce on myself. Now not only do I have the humiliation of wearing a fucking tight see through shirt, like I was a fucking chick, but now I just re-affirmed everyone’s already negative feelings about me being a fucking hurt bag disgusting slob.

I guess what it comes down to is that no matter how poor, drunk, or fat you are, you still don’t like lookin’ like a total asshole….here’s Mandy Moore…..giving use more than we really want to see.

PS - I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Americans are picking up magazines half as often as they once did, sez the latest ABC circulation data. This might be because magazines are a luxury, and in an economy where everyone is tightening budgets, they’re expendable. Or maybe because the $3,500 dresses, $85,000 watches and $210,000 sports cars magazines regularly feature are, for readers, no longer aspirational reminders of what’s possible, but nightmarish Post-It notes about what will never be.CONTINUED »

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The fascinating thing about Rob Schneider is that he defies the stereotype that girls will throw themselves at anyone famous. Before Rob Schneider hit the scene, girls would fuck anyone they thought was more important than they were, no matter what level of fame the motherfucker had, they would throw their vaginas at the him, even if the motherfucker was a DJ or Promoter at a local club, was on a shitty TV commercials, had an extra role on Friends 12 years ago, or if he’s on the local fuckin’ news waving in the backround when they are doing something on location and dude just happens to be strollin’ by, a girl somewhere will find that hot enough to fuck, because people are all fucking groupies, and the TV is like a stamp of fucking approval, but for some reason when Rob Schneider enters a room, everyone turns away in disappointment because they all know he has money but that he’s embarrassing and a fuckin’ joke and being in the same place as him means they are in the wrong place, so these pictures of him are with paid actors on set somewhere, and not with a girl trying to wallet fuck him, because no one has that little self esteem, are really the funniest aspect of his “comedy career”.

PS - I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Feed the Animals, the pay-what-you-will second album from mash-up musician Girl Talk, samples over 300 different songs. This is quite wild, because hip-hop artists get the bajeezus sued out of them for for sampling even one song without clearance. (See: 2 Live Crew, Wyclef, Kanye, Ludacris, and, this week, Mary J. Blige)

But Girl Talk, aka Greg Gillis, has never been threatened with legal action.

Curious.CONTINUED »

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