Michelle, I got those Glamour Shots done as a gift for my girlfriend in 1999. I was seventeen. They were inspired purely by love. I knew they would make this beautiful girl laugh. I brought them to her while she was working at a convenience store in town; when she saw'em she was unable to finish her shift due to hilarity-poisoning. Later, we got married and divorced; all told we spent about 8 great years laughing together, sh*t, we still be laughin'. All I could afford were the wallets, and I still have a few of them, though the more I give them away the more valuable they become to me. If you want I'll mail you a set. My name's Andrew Gabriel Rose and I'm a writer. Link to me if it doesn't ruin the humor? Yours, Andrew p.s. I prefer the shot with the sequins because I'm clearly in New York. Forget the skyline: where else could I get such amazing clothes? p.p.s. Years before I did this ironically, my mother had done it earnestly at the same place. There's an identical shot of her somewhere, wearing the same leather jacket and shades in the same "bad ass" pose.

When a trio of ABC News writers were asked to sign a waiver agreeing not to be compensated for checking their BlackBerry when they were off the clock, a mini debate began between the news network and the Writers' Guild of America, East, which wants to make sure its members aren’t being required to maintain a 24/7 workplace without compensation. The dispute, since resolved (though the Times doesn’t explain what terms were reached), raised an issue we often hear from media types with and without guild representation: Everybody wants a BlackBerry, but nobody wants to be required to be on call after they leave the office. And now, the issue reintroduces itself at none other than the Times: Later this summer, as the newspaper’s IT department switches to Microsoft Exchange, staffers will be able to access their company email on practically any smartphone, not just BlackBerrys. Meaning the iPhone-toting geeks will also be expected to interrupt their sleep when their gadget dings. Suckers.

Cameron Diaz, wearing that cute Rag & Bone dress, was spotted getting up close and very personal with her newest flame, Paul Sculfor, yesterday. The couple looked pretty smitten strolling down the sidewalk and stopping for kisses between stores after a dinner date in LA. While it's still pretty funny that Cameron and Jennifer Aniston swapped boys, the all-around smiles make it clear that both ladies managed to trade up. Still, it'll take a few more dates before Cameron and Paul can give Jen and John a run for their money in the steamy new couple department.

Limelight

As always in sports comedies, there are a couple of wacky announcers (Stephen Colbert, Jim Gaffigan), and as usual they try way too hard. Their routine is so brainless that it's hard to picture anyone enjoying it except those in the same IQ bracket as actual hockey fans, who would probably be equally entertained by an evening spent at home holding a Bic lighter up to their own bursts of flatulence.