Some dude in Australia is handling his problems the way we all wish we could if we had the kind of balls he did: he's dropping everything and starting a new life somewhere else. But he's not going with the old-fashioned "faking your death" method, he's going with the fresh "selling my entire LIFE on eBay" method. On his website, he explains, using quotes from the deep philosophical imagery set forth in "The Sunscreen Song" by Baz Luhrmann, that his marriage was destroyed "at about 11pm on a Wednesday evening by a shocking and awful discovery." Not sure what the "shocking and awful discovery" was...but I bet it has something to do with the moon. And so now he's selling it all. Literally. His house, motorcycle, jet ski, job, and his friends. First off, the job is as a rug assistant at a place called Jenny Jones Rugs. I was wondering what she was up to! And his friends? Apparently they're on board with this. My question is: do they realize what they're getting themselves into? Let's think about what sort of person spends $150,000 (and that's just the current bid!) to buy themselves a new life as a rug assistant? This kind.

Read more at: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/06/23/get-a-life-on-ebay/.