You gotta hand it to England (the country, as a whole): While most Americans are waiting out this incredibly slow news month for the next big gossip scandal to hit the wires, the English are still batting 1000 when it comes to nailing the big stories. Like this one for example, from the UK Sun, where some guy named DJ Chris Evans took magic mushrooms at a Meatloaf concert, and thought he was riding a giant Rock N' Roll Crab:

MOTORMOUTH DJ CHRIS EVANS has told how he took magic mushrooms - and thought he was riding on a giant CRAB. The boozy Radio 2 presenter bragged on his BBC blog about using the Class A drug - and yesterday police said they could investigate. Party-loving Evans, 41, experienced the bizarre "trip" during a gig at London's Albert Hall. Recalling how he shot live footage on his phone, he said: "It was a Meat Loaf concert, two days before which I'd had rather more magic mushrooms than maybe I should have. "I thought I was chronicling the Albert Hall moving sideways on the back of a giant rock and roll crab - something I didn't think the world should miss."

Read more at: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/03/27/who-is-dj-chris-evans-and-why-am-i-not-hanging-out-with-him/.