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Sharon Stone has been wearing so much fur lately that she's practically become a dirty ass animal. Flea dip and spay her ass. Bitch is looking beat.
Here she is at that Scandinavian Style shit last night.
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Brit Brit Spears celebrated her 26th early yesterday at the
Scandinavian Mansion of Style party with her only friends, Alli Sims and Sam Lutfi. Paris Hilton and Sharon Stone were also there, but I'm pretty sure they were there for that Scandinavian shit.
Britney looks gorgeous as ever with hair by Brillo Pad, coat by tacky and dress by barf. Couldn't they take the damn cake out of the box? At least ,it's not a Devil Dog cake. She's probably saving that for tonight.
Happy Barfday you crazy bitch! What do you think she wished for? I'm guessing she wished for her kids to be turned into two gigantic frapps. That would be the ultimate.
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Paris Hilton has either been sucking too much dick or she got her beak injected. Maybe she got her beak injeced to improve her dick-sucking skills. That's more than likely. Here's Paris at Crimson last night to host a party for Ariva gum. It's these crap tobacco lozenges that are supposed to help you stop smoking. Bullshit.
And TMZ has this sort-of funny video of Paris leaving this party and getting into the wrong car. Some dude tried to kiss her and she practically jumps out the window. You know what they say. Hookers never kiss.
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Jessica Simpson's rep told People Magazine that she hasn't done anything done to her lips. " Jessica did not have anything done to her lips. She tried Restylane some time ago and did not like the way that it looked or felt, so she has not had anything done since."
They look slightly fatter, but it's probably just the air from her head finally making an escape. If fatter lips will keep her mouth shut then her getting restylane is fine by me.
Above is Jessica performing at Walt Disney World in Orlando yesterday.
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Guy Ritchie told Extra that they did not cancel Christmas entirely despite rumors that they had. He said that they don't celebrate Christmas in the traditional sense, but they still give their children 3 gifts each.
He said, ?So by the time they get to the third present they?ve had their sugar hit. As long as the kids get three presents at Christmas, everyone?s being happy.?
He also said that they don't celebrate Hanukkah, because they haven't converted to Judaism even though they study Kabbalah. ?I have not converted to Judaism and neither has my wife.?
So, they sort of celebrate Christmas, they don't celebrate Hanukkah, but they study the Kabbalah. Basically, they do whatever Madonna says. Hey, works for me.
I'm sure each present is worth like $5,000. Whatever happened to just spending time with your family on Christmas and not making it about gifts and shit. Yeah, screw that. I'm talking crazy.
Here's Guy leaving the Kabbalah center in NYC yesterday.
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In response to Entertainment Weekly's 50 Smartest People in Hollywood list, The New York Daily News has put out a 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood list. While Judd Apatow topped the smartest list, Lindsay Lohan topped the dumbest. The NYDN's reason is that she makes " poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men." Their Top 10 looks like this:
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Spencer Pratt
4. Jeff Kwatinetz
5. Shia LaBeouf
6. Heidi Montag
7. Jessica Simpson
8. Kiefer Sutherland
9. Tori Spelling
10. Rumer Willis
Personally, I don't think Lindsay is that dumb. She makes bad personal and professional choices, but I don't think she's dumb. Trashy yes, dumb no. My dumb list would look like this.
1. Britney Spears
2. Britney Spears
3. Britney Spears
4. Britney Spears
5. Britney Spears
The NYDN listed Britney as their #15 choice. Also on the list is Jennifer Love Hewitt, Michael Jackson, Ken Paves, Tila Tequila and Joe Francis. Click here to see the entire list.
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Christian Slater said in a recent interview that he's developed a liking for "toe play" in the bedroom. This isn't too surprising since he's been linked to Jimmy Choo founder, Tamara Mellon.
He said, ?I?m always experimenting in the bedroom ? trying to discover new ways to have a good time and enjoy myself. I think toes are a lot of fun, definitely. Do some of your own research and find out how, but trust me. Uh oh, now I?ve crossed the line!?
I'd let Christian suck my toes. However, I'd be concerned that his face would fall off from all the sucking going on. I don't know if his botoxed mug can take that much suction. His face falling on my feet would totally kill the mood.
Christian also talked about his drug use and thinks it's fine in moderation.
?The last time I had ecstasy was five years ago. There?s no question that in proper quantities and the right manner, drugs are fine. On the other hand, your perceptions tend to get all screwed up and you lose track.?
Ectasy at his age! I stopped taking ectasy, because of those annoying light shows people try and give you. If you've taken it at a rave you know what I'm talking about. These raver morons come up to you with light sticks and try and dazzle you with their skills. Unfortunately, the ectasy you've just ingested makes it so that you can't make fun of them. You just kind of stand there with a stupid smile on your face and inside you're thinking "this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life" but that damn chemical is stopping you from saying it! Eff ectasy!
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Former American Idol trash bag, Jessica Sierra, will star in a Vh1 reality show this January called " Celebrity Rehab." They already shot it and it looks like it didn't work out so well. Jessica was arrested again at a Tampa nightclub at around 2am on Friday. TampaBays10 reports the cops were called to Full Moon Saloon in Ybor City after Jessica created some sort of disturbance at the bar.
She was charged with charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest without violence and is beind held without bond.
This past April she was arrested in Tampa for smashing a glass on someone's head at Hyde Park Cafe. Shortly after that incident she went to California for this rehab show.
Poor Jessica. She can't help it. She was born with the trash gene. Look at her! She'd totally take it up the ass for a half-eaten Rocky Road candy bar. Can't say I blame her, I mean they put marshmallows in that.
Oh and this is an old mug shot from her April arrest. What a beauty.
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JLove has taken to her MySpace to defend these pictures of her that were taken a few days ago in Hawaii. I guess she's pissed that some blogs and other bitches are calling her fat. Wah...wah...wah....I say drink your Mai Tai and shut up. She wrote:
This is the last time I will address this subject.
I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.
A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful.
What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini ? put it on and stay strong.
Xoxo
JLH
Size 2?! In the chest maybe. JLove looks fine. She has a body like my mom's. Well until my mom got it all sucked out on the operating table. She's not going to like me saying that and with Christmas coming up I think I just fucked up. Oh well!
She's right though. Stop making fun of her fat ass! Make fun of her annoying personality instead. Here's JLove and the "man of her dreams" yesterday in Hawaii posing for the paps.
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Carrie Underwears was dating Tony Romo, but apparently he was cheating on her ass left and right and now he's dating that ultra skank Jessica Simpson. Carrie then moved on to "Gossip Girl" star, Chace Crawford, and it looks like she isn't having any luck with him either.
Page Six reports that Chace was spotted making out with some chick in NYC a couple of weeks ago. This past Wednesday night he was also caught making out with his co-star Leighton Meister at the Beatrice INN in NYC.
Carrie, let me give you some advice. Quit it with these Hollywood types and find yourself a good ole' farm boy back home. They have manners and won't cheat on you. Well, they might cheat on you with a goat, but you can work that out later.
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