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Bride Of Fugenstein

Teri Hatcher portrays 8 different kind of brides in an issue of The New York Times Magazine. She's a lesbo bride, an Indian bride, an old bride, a hippie bride, a trophy wife and it goes on. All these brides have one thing in common: BEING FUG!

Actually, she doesn't look that bad. She usually looks like she's about to attack Ripley on the Nostromo mining ship and she doesn't look like that here. Slight upgrade.

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Last night was the hometown dates on "A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila." When Tila was visiting with Dani's family, Dani's memaw asked for a lapdance and Tila delivered. Even Dani's granny is a hot bitch. I can't get over how tiny Tila is. She's like 3 feet tall. I can probably put my entire hand over her entire ass.

Thankfully, Dani lasted another day and she's in the final 3. One of the dudes was sent home which leaves 2 chicks and 1 dude. Dani all the way!

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Brit Brit Is A Wig Stealer

UsWeekly claims Britney Spears stole a wig and stripped down in the middle of the Hustler store in West Hollywood to try on panties on November 18th at 1am. A witness said Brit wanted to try on several panties, but they wouldn't let her.

Brit took matters into her own ass and changed in the middle of the store in front of 15 people. She tried on boy shorts with the word "Barely Legal" stitched on the back.

A source said, "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child." She also started to walk out with merchandise, but the staff told her she had to pay. She rolled her eyes and handed them a credit card.

On her way out Britney snatched a wig from one of the mannequins and ran off.

If she's going to steal wigs can she please steal them from joints that have high quality wigs. I'm sick of seeing her skanky ass rat's nest.

Oh and I'm just letting you know don't ever buy undies from the Hustler store in West Hollywood. There's a good chance Brit's puss juice is all over em. Nast.

Tabitha Taylor Is My New Muse

I think I'm in love. I was going through photos and I nearly dropped my Easy Mac after seeing pictures of this lovely, natural beauty. Her name is Tabitha Taylor and no....she's not a porn star. Tabitha has more class than that! She is a Nobel Prize winning Philanthropist. Naw, I think she's a nude model or something. Basically, she's God's gift to me. Oh, and by "gift" I mean a big platter of soggy silicone and restylane.

Here she is at Gene Simmon's roast in Hollywood last night.

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This Song Makes Me Want To Make Babies

The song and video for Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction" is doing things to me. I never liked Snoopy like that, but I'd definitely let him blow weed smoke into my a-hole anytime, anyplace, anywhere.

Damn, I want to work the corner for him and run from the police in 8-inch platform heels. All for Snoop.

Click here if you're having trouble with the video above. Yes, this shit was made in 2007.

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Kelly Slater Has The Worst Taste

Kelly Slater and Kiki Dunst are dating according to Life & Style. The two recently went out on a romantic date to Ago in Los Angeles. A witness said, ?They were flirting a lot, smiling and giggling. They were having a fun time, and there was definite chemistry. It looked like they were getting to know each other.?

The witness added that Kiki "was hanging on his every word." No, she was probably smelling him. She's so used to her own nasty stench that when she smells soap it intrigues her.

Kelly has recently been linked to Gis Bundchen, Cameron Diaz, Pamela Anderson and Bar Rafaeli.

At least he'll save money in surf wax. Kiki just has to lay down on his board and rub her grease all over it.

Blame It On The Kiss

Dancing with the Stars winner Helio Castroneves has split up with his fiancee, Aliette Vazquez (above left). The two have been dating for 6 years.

Aliette's rep told TMZ , "There have been a lot of rumors and a lot of misinformation out there. This is a personal decision and I ask the media to respect the privacy of Miss Vazquez and her family. She has no plans to talk to the media, but reserves that right if she needs to clarify misinformation or defend her reputation."

On last night's finale Helio kissed his partner, Julianne Hough (above right) sparking whispers that the two are dating.

What's with these people falling in love with their dance partners? Actually, maybe it's true that if they can get it on the dancefloor they can get it in bed.

Screw Julianne! Helio should've gotten with Maksim.

Heath Ledger Stinks

Heath Ledger reportedly stunk up a subway train in NYC recently. That's hard to do, because those things already smell like a load of jizz coming out of a dirty ass. A witness told OK! that Heath was with his daughter and looked dirty. What's new?

"He was pushing past the crowds on a staircase and I got quite a whiff. He smelled pretty unwashed! His jacket has clearly never seen the inside of a washing machine. He seemed to be going for the hobo-chic look!"

Maybe that's why Gemma Ward wants nothing to do with him. Heath has apparently been trying to get with the model, but she wants nothing to do with him reports Page Six .

Someone introduce him to Britney Spears. Those two pig pens can make-out on her shit stained sofa in dirty bliss.

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Xtina is pregnant and naked on the cover and pages of January's Marie Claire magazine. They probably cleared out the MAC factory with all the bronzer they used on her body.

She told the mag that her pregnancy was a bit of a shock. "We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn't know how much time it would take. You've heard it takes some time -- except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here... I'm like, Oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?"

Bat Boy has super sperm. STOP XTINA! I don't even want to think of that man busting a load. That should be illegal.

She said she didn't say anything about being knocked up, because she's just not like that. "Because I hadn't said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that's not the case at all. I just wasn't commenting. I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl."

No, but Paris Hilton is! She let the world know.

Xtina is no Demi Moore. Just because you're knocked up doesn't mean we want to see you naked! It's not empowering. That baby isn't even born yet and she's already whoring it out.

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