Could the Hogan divorce be one, big ugly ruse? A ruse! The attorney of John Graziano's family believes it might be reports The SP Times . John Graziano is the man who remains in the hospital and is suffering from brain damage due to a car accident involving Nick Hogan.

 

Kimberley Kohn, the Graziano attorney, thinks it's a way for them to protect their assets. Linda Hogan has asked for half of everything including a Bel Air mansion and a Florida home. Kimberly said if Linda gets half that would also cut Hulk's assets in half. If the car involved in the accident is not registered to both Linda and Hulk it could be hard to go after her, so they would have to go after Hulk only giving them less money.

 

She said they are planning to file a civil suit against the Hogans in 2008. They will file as if Linda and Hulk are still married.

 

They wouldn't.....would they? I wouldn't put it past them. You can't trust a man with a mullet or a wealthy woman who dresses like a $3 hooker.

 

 

 

According to People.com Usher and Tameka Foster popped out a baby boy last night. Usher's spokeswhore has not yet commented, but apparently she gave birth in Atlanta. Tameka will go home tomorrow.

 

Usher, 29, and Tameka, 36, were married on September 1st.

 

Oh please let them choose some effed up name. We haven't had a truly bad baby's name in a long ass time. Winter's here and I need the laugh to keep me warm. I'll help them out. His name is Usher, so naturally their baby should be named Flashlight. What's an usher without a flashlight? I know...I know....Get the gong!

 

 

 

You know that girl that won Miss Puerto Rico, but claimed someone poured pepper spray all over her make-up and clothes? Well, homegirl could've made it up reports People . Apparently, investigators are looking into the possibility. They find it strange that Ingrid Marie Rivera was able to stop crying when she got onstage.

 

Meredith Viera spoke to a reporter on "Today" this morning and asked if Ingrid made it all up. The reporter said, "They're looking into it. They're curious." 

 

Ingrid is expected to be on "Today" tomorrow and Matt Lauer will grill her. Yeah, I'm sure he will. After he does sex to her with his eyes.  

 

If homegirl made it up, her hotness factor will go up in my book. I love a crazy bitch who believes her own lies aka Tommy Girl Cruise.

 

Actually, who the hell cares?! I'm ashamed at my own homoness for caring so much about this stupid ass story.  

 

What she needs to do is stop this nonsense and go change her hair color STAT! It's offensive.

 

 

Amy Winehouse has cancelled her entire tour and all other engagments on doctors orders reports The Sun . Her management issued this statement:

 

"The rigours involved in touring and the intense emotional strain that Amy has been under in recent weeks have taken their toll. In the interests of her health and well-being, Amy has been ordered to take complete rest and deal with her health issues."

"Amy says - I can?t give it my all onstage without my Blake. I?m so sorry but I don?t want to do the shows half-heartedly. I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it?s just not the same."

Blake! Blake! Blake! FUCK! Shut the fuck up already about that loser. Damn! He must've given Amy good dick. Bitch is beyond dickmatized. Someone needs to send her one of those vibrating bunnies for the tub. I hear those do wonders on the coochie. One night with the bunny and she'll be saying "Blake who?"

Amy had 9 more dates left on the tour. 

 

 

 

Save the cats of the world! They are ending up on the heads of annoying Hollywood actors! 38-year-old Brendan Fraser is sporting a new cat on the Chinese set of the latest Mummy movie. Back in April (below) Brendan went natural showing his Frankenstein-like head. Fugenstein!  

 

Jude Law is just right around the corner from wearing one of those poor, dead pussies on his balding head.  

 

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

 

 

The "America's Next Top Model" judges table is about to get even more boring. Twiggy will not be a judge for season 10, because of "scheduling conflicts." Paulina Porizkova will replace her.

 

The CW issued this statement:

 

Yawn....wake me when it's done. Twiggy was like stale oatmeal, but Paulina is probably going to be worse. Ugh, can't they just bring Janice Dickinson back? She was annoying as hell, but at least she was entertaining. I know Tyra Banks loves to be the only alleged woman on the panel with any kind of personality, but still. 

 

Source: Buddy TV

 

 

 

Tonight is the last dance-off on "Dancing with the Stars" and Scary Spice's partner, Maksim Chmerokovskiy, doesn't think one of the other finalists deserves to bet there.

 

Maksim spoke to Extra and thinks Jennie Garth should've stayed and Marie Osmond should've gone. He said, "I think Jennie was better than Marie. Frankly, I think there are a lot of other people better than Marie."

 

He thinks Marie might be getting the sympathy vote, because of her father's death and her son being in rehab. ?Yeah, I think she represents a lot of women out there with all their problems. I know first hand that there are a lot of other celebrities on the show who went through somewhat similar situations this season and they decided not to make it public? we decided not to burden people with our personal issues. I think that is why our fan base carries us through because they vote for our dancing not whatever happens in our life.? 

 

Um...what is he saying? I'm too busy getting all wet over his picture. Who fucking cares Maksim! Just take off your clothes and shut up.

 

Marie is totally going to win now.

 

 

 

InTouch claims Jessica Simpson brought Dallas Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo home for Thanksgiving. I guess the two are dating now and Jessica wanted to introduce him to her grandmother in Waco, TX. The two arrived a day after Thanksgiving, because Tony had to play a game. Jessica's parents were there and all were happy to see him.

 

Tony has denied he's dating Jessica. I would too. Tony has the slut of sluts. He will fuck anybody!

 

I can only imagine Thanksgiving at the Simpson home. Papa Joe probably gets really drunk and "handsy" with Jessica. Jessica probably won't shut up and Tina Simpson probably cries in the corner from all the Simpson secrets she's been forced to keep. 

 

 

 

Macy's filed a lawsuit last week against Baby Phat and Kimora Lee Simmons for ripping them off. They claim Kimora overcharged them on her beauty line and then refused to to pay back the extra profits.

 

The NY Post reports that Kimora signed a deal with Macy's in September 2006 to sell her beauty producs. She then jacked up the prices.

 

Beauty products? What the hell does she sell? Adam's apple cover-up? It's probably not hard to overcharge for that crap! If she charged 5 cents for a tube of lipstick that would be charging waaaay too much.