Steve-O is starved for attention. At Gene Simmons' roast at the Key Club in Hollywood last night, he smoked weed out of a Dr. Pepper can and then showed off his nuts. He's trying to be high-class by smoking out of a Dr. Pepper can. He probably fished it out of the trash, because you know he can only afford Diet Rite. 

 

Why wasn't he arrested? Not for the smoking weed thing, but for being an annoying douche.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lindsay Lohan will release a third album so says Page Six. Lindsay has a contractual obligation to Universal. Her newest piece of shit is tentatively titled "Nobody's Angel." She should call it "Discount Bin," because that's where it's headed in its first week.

 

In other Lohan news, she's back to drinking. Gatecrasher reports that Linds has been sipping just a little bit of booze, but friends aren't worried. This friend said, "For Lindsay, her real problem was drugs, not alcohol. In the past, it wasn't the drinking that was the problem - it was the heavy drug use. The drug use was way more intense than her party drinking. As long as she isn't doing drugs, she's okay." Lindsay's rep denies it and said her so-called friend is lying.

 

And here's Linds leaving a hair salon yesterday. I shouldn't say hair salon, I should say yarn factory. Mattel should really consider opening up a beauty salon selling Barbie wigs and weaves. They would make a killing off of Linds alone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

InTouch Magazine announces that Brit Brit is indeed knocked up and the daddy is JR Rotem. Sources told the mag that Brit e-mailed a picture of her ultrasound to several friends. When InTouch asked JR Rotem about it, he said, "It's true."

 

JR is that douchebag music producer Brit has been seen with off and on.  

 

That's not a baby in her belly! It's probably one giant glob of cheetos, frapps and Slim Jims.

 

She's going to get sooooooooo fat. So much for that lipodissolve!

 

 

The Daily Mail and The Sun think Posh might have had those fugly concrete sacks taken out of her chest. Whether or not she took those things out, the chest area looks better. She actually looks like a woman instead of a stick figure with grapefruits.

 

 

 

 

Matthew Perry will play the older Zac Efron in "17" reports The Hollywood Reporter. Basically, it's a remake of "Big." Zac Efron will play a middle-aged man who waked up to find he's a big ole' homo. No, wakes up to find he's 17 again. In order to be close to his kids he enrolls in their high school. Shooting begins next month.

 

Matthew Perry?! They should've gotten Jodie Foster. She's Zac Efron's twin. Even Ellen Degeneres! Fuck, if they wanted a "Friend" so bad they could've gotten Jennifer Aniston and chopped off her hair off. Even she looks more like Zac Efron than Matthew Perry.

 

 

 

 

Heat Magazine has apologized for the Harvey stickers after disability groups complained. Heat included a sticker featuring Jordan's disabled son Harvey with the words "Harvey Wants To Eat Me" next to him. Mark Frith, the magazine's editor said ?no offence was intended, but if any was caused we would like to apologise?.  He went on to say that he's personally writing a letter to Jordan and Peter Andre. I already spoke to Harvey and he said, "FUCK OFFFFFFFFF."

 

In other Harvey news, Jordan recently said that he's now playing a little too roughly with his new sister, Princess Tiaamii. Jordan said, "He plays with Junior nicely but occasionally he will walk past him and give him a sly little slap. Sometimes he will slap Princess on the head as well and she'll just look like a nodding dog - a bit shocked with her eyes big but she's so good-natured and placid she doesn't cry."

 

At least he doesn't try to bite her eyes out like he does with Jordan. It's just Harvey's way of saying hello. A quick slap to the face. I should try that. Just go up to someone and slap them and explain it's the way I say hello. 

 

Source , Source

 

 

 

Page Six reports that Papa Joe is the reason Jessica Simpson is currently dating Tony Romo. Papa Joe is apparently friends with Tony and "introduced" the two.

 

A source said, "Joe and Tony have been friendly for a while. Joe is a huge Dallas Cowboy fan, and Tony has always had a crush on her - he even said on his Web site like a year ago that it was his dream to date her. Jessica has been in Nashville and Dallas recording her new country album. When Tony found out, he called Joe and said, 'I know she's not dating anyone right now, can I take her out for a drink at least?' Jessica said it was OK for Joe to give Tony her number and they hit it off. They've been dating for a couple of weeks now, and Jessica is so happy. She's been texting everyone about how great he is."

 

That's right. Daddy pulls the strings. Papa Joe says "jump!" and Jessica gets on her knees. Tony will be over that freak family in two snaps. 

 

 

 

Tony joined the Simpsons in Waco, TX for Thanksgiving. 

 

Paging Oksana Bauil! Lily Allen has stolen one of your ice skating costumes! She wore it to the British Fashion Awards tonight. Come get your shit!

 

Well, the good thing about that dress is if she got her period she could just use one of those toilet paper leaves to clean up the leak and no one would be the wiser. That dress is tragic.

 

Kimbo Stewart, Kelly Osbourne and Dita Von Teese also attended. Kimbo looks like she got caught in the baggage claim conveyor belt and it ripped her dress and weave off. BUSTED.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Golden Compass premiere was in London tonight and Eva Green stole the show. Damn that bitch is hot. She looks like a Russian call girl out for blood. She totally showed Nicole Kidman how a real bitch does the red carpet.

 

I'm starting to worry about Nicole's hair. That shit is coming out. It's probably the botox killing her hair follicles slowly. Keith Urban needs to share some of that bronzer with his wife.

 

Oh and Daniel Craig was there too, but I was too busy oogling over Eva to notice.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

First I hear that Miss Puerto might have lied about being pepper sprayed and then I hear that the Hogans might be faking their divorce and now TMZ gives me the news that Marie Osmond might have faked her fainting spell on "Dancing with the Stars." I don't know what to believe anymore!

 

A source said that Marie had a writer on-set feeding her lines and even fed her lines when she got up after her fake faint. The source also said that Marie is on the hunt for a rich dude. She's currently divorcing her second husband. A rich dude? I hear Hulk Hogan is available. 

 

The trickery! How can she be so cold?! It wouldn't surprise me. Bitch can't dance, so she had to do something! I feel so betrayed. Next thing you're going to tell me is that Suri Cruise isn't a real robot.

 

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