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This is just too ridiculous for words. The News of the World claims Brit Brit Spears is adopting Chinese twins. Cue the gong! This joke just went sour. She is apparently working with an adoption agency and finalizing the adoption. The twins are said to be 6-years-old and Britney is hoping they will feel the hole left in her heart from losing her boys to KFed.

And the jokes keep coming! The News of the World also reports that she's afraid she's going to die soon, so she's spending $50,000 to plan her funeral now.

A source said, "It doesn't seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don't exactly go hand-in-hand. Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do?but not when you're only 25!"

$50,000?! What a cheap ass. Well, I guess that can buy a lot of Frito pie and Possum stew.

If Britney adopts Chinese twins, I will seriously eat my own toe nails on camera. I'll even add some jam in there. China is probably pulling a fast one on her and is giving her two Chinese REAL DOLLS and she's gonna fall for it. "Mah new Chyneeese babies! All tha luv I need 4 eva!"

Going Through The Motions

Becks and his face are helping promote the ?Motorola Razr2 V8? Luxury Edition cell phone in Beijing today. Apparently that's all Motorola needs to cell phones. And he must have needed the money because... you know... he's broke...

Wenn

Hey Kim, Get A Job!

Eva Longoria, is that you? Here's Kim and her bubble ass out shopping at 'Intermix' on Robertson Boulevard in LA. For someone who 'dressed down" to go shopping she sure goes through a lot of trouble to make it look like she's not wearing any make-up.

Wenn

Not Entirely Naked...

Christina Applegate has decided to whore out her body and pose nude for PETA to stop people from buying fur this Christmas. All she's wearing is a pair of red gloves with green cuffs.

LIAR! How many green squirrels and red gerbils did she slaughter to make those hideous ass gloves?

Splash

One Night In Shanghai

Paris should go back to charm school and learn a thing or two. The hosts seem to be acting more gracious and feminine than she can ever hope to be. Bitch is tromping around like godzilla on a bad mushroom trip stomping yard gnomes and smurfs.

Here's Paris and singer Nicholas Tse presenting an award at the MTV Asian Style Gala in Shanghai on Friday.

Wenn

Are these two auditioning for roles in a remake of *"Married to the Mob"* or something? They look like a mother and daughter hooker team. Ali is only 13-years-old and she already looks 30! BEAT! What a shame. I blame White Oprah. She probably wants her daughters to look like retired strippers, so that she can look younger. Splash , Wenn
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Tara Reid's Piece

Tara Reid's man needs to stop thinking he's a young Robert DeNiro. He looks like one of those types that acts like he's high-class and rich, but will turn around and ask your ass for $10 to buy ciggies. FRAUDULENT! Judging by Tara's outfit it looks like she doesn't have $10 to give. Wenn , Splash
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Blackout Bombs

At least Brit Brit still has her looks. I'm being sarcastic. FoxNews reports that "Blackout" is an official FLOP! Blackout has sold a total of 430,000 copies. Her last album "In The Zone" sold a little over 600,000 in its first week alone. Her first three albums sold around 10 million copies each.

Her latest single "Piece of Me" is only the 37th most downloadable song on iTunes.

All I have to say to this is....AND? I mean are we surprised. Bitch did zero publicity and her one live performance didn't help. Britney doesn't give a shit! She doesn't give a shit about her career, kids or her hair. She only cares about Frapps and fast food. That's actually a perfect life.

So Their Love Is Real!

I am so relieved! Finally, there's a real Bachelor couple! Byron Velvick was one of "The Bachelors" and the girl he chose, Mary Delgado, was arrested outside their home in Florida of Wednesday. Mary allegedly beat Bryon's ass! Aww....love is so wonderful.

She apparently punched him so hard in the face that she split his lip. Cops say booze was involved. Isn't it always?

Mary and Byron were on the "Bachelor" reunion last week where they said they would get married soon. Looks like everything's on track!

Source: Fox News

Girls Gone...SHUT UP!

Joe Francis is much more annoying in jail than out of jail. I thought prisoners could only get like an hour a day to talk? Why the hell is Joe allowed to whine so much. This time Joe is bitching and moaning to Page Six about how he's afraid he's going to be killed in prison. We should be so lucky.

The Girls Gone Wild douche is comparing himself to a 14-year-old Florida kid that was killed by guards in 2006 while being restrained. Joe is currently in Nevada, but must be returned to Florida to face charges for using minors in sexual performance after he videotaped a 17-year-old girl for Girls Gone Wild.

He said, "These are scary people down there. If I get sent back, they will retaliate. They killed that kid . . . I think I would have been dead or I'd be drooling in a cup." He said the guards in Florida wouldn't let him eat or go to the bathroom and put him in ankle shackles which made him bleed.

"They'd put my food just out of reach and laugh with each other, 'Oh, I guess Joe wasn't hungry today.' "

He also said he was tortured in an Oklahoma prison. Guards there threatened to strap him naked to a chair for 48-hours without a blanket. That's punishment? It seems it would be more painful to the person that has to watch him while he's naked on the chair.

Blah...whine...blah...whine! Somebody shove a dick in his mouth! That's not hard since he's in jail. What he needs is a good old-fashioned train ran up on him. It'll loosen him up, so he won't be so effin stressed out.

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