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WTF?

Don't ask any questions, just hit play. It's Alanis Morisette covering Fuggie Fug's "My Humps."

It's obviously a joke, but does Alanis have that much time on her hands? Oh yeah...no man..no career...

VIA Pitchfork

Thanks Mat

Afternoon Crumbs

Tara Reid and Courtney Love need to get together for a little ONE-PIECE shopping - TMZ

Amber Benson looks like hell - The Bastardly

Snoop Dogg's lovely message to Bill O'Reilly - Hollywood Rag

A Beyonce upskirt! - Cityrag

Lindsay Lohan and Kimbo Stewart dress the same, like trash - Drunken Stepfather

The Girls Next Door are a hole in one - Hollywood Tuna

Carrie Underwear hates dying children - IDLYITW

Mandy Moore's broken leg - Just Jared

Haylie Duff is UGG - Mollygood

Michelle Rodriguez needs a wax - Egotastic!

Owen Wilson is looking fat - Popsugar

Rosie fires back at O'Reilly in her own retarded way - ASL


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Brangelina Want to "Balance the Faces" of Their Family

Pax Thien is barely out of his box and Angelina Jolie is already looking to adopt a 4th kid. Reportedly, Angie and Brad Pitt want to balance the faces of their family.

A source said, "Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn't feel alienated as the only black face in their family. She feels the children need a balance of faces in their life."

Black face? Who the hell close to Angelina talks like that?

Anyway, Angie has already settled on a girl from Oure Cassoni in Chad. Her lawyers are already at work. Angie is hoping to have her new girl by Summer.

They just need to add cheap boats to their house and an annoying theme song and they will have their own "Small World" ride.

I always call these stories bullshit, but then it proves to be true. This ho needs to slow down and spend time with the kids she has right now.

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Beyonce performed on "The Today Show" this morning to promote that DVD anthology or something. First of all, that hot pink lipstick needs to stay in 1987. Second of all, the red polish and pink lipstick is a beauty don't!

On the positive, whoever nails those wigs to her head does a mighty fine job. Those suckers don't pop off. It would be hot if they did though.

Guess That Ass?

Here's an easy one for a Monday. P.S. - This ho is getting too old for this kind of behavior.
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DanniHope's True Father to Be Revealed This Week?

Howard K. Stern's appeal for DNA testing was rejected by a 3-judge panel in the Bahamas today. He was also penalized and ordered to pay $5,000 in attorney fees to the General counsel and to Larry Birkhead's Bahamian lawyer. The penalty was most likely due to Howard wasting the court's time.

With that out of the way, DNA results could be revealed sometime this week. Howard's basically out of luck. If Howard is the daddy, they seriously need to do a crack baby check on DanniHope.

I'm sure she's Larry's!

Source: TMZ

Sanjaya Starver Quits!

16 days ago some dumb ho told the World that she won't eat a thing until Sanjaya is voted off American Idol. Well, because of "doctor's orders" she cannot continue. She states she lost 10-pounds and only drank water during the strike. Yeah water with a quarter-pounder in it.

That will teach this ho to hurt herself for something as lame as this. Let's be real, homegirl ate. To her "starving herself" probably means skipping her third dinner for the night.

LONG LIVE SANJAYA!

Thanks Caitlin

Morning Wood

The wrong head was shaved - YouTube

Donny Osmond is evil - SOW

Christina Ricci explains her tattoo and it's a nerdy reason - ICYDK

Who is Britian's best dressed dude? - INO

Andy Keaton arrested!! - Celebrity Nation

Posh's reality show is in danger - Celebitchy

Ellen Degeneres is a house flipper - Towleroad

Halle Berry has admitted to trying a little weed back in the day, but she didn't like the way it made her feel and she hasn't tried a drug since.

"People in this business use cocaine and crack, but I never wanted to put that in my body. Why would I? I tried pot when I was 18 or 19. But it just made me scared to leave the house."

Scared to the leave house? That trash was laced with speed. Weed makes me want to leave the house and goggle up an Arby's whole. Like the entire restaurant.

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