Linda Bollea has filed for divorce from Terry Bollea after 23 years of marriage. Terry is best known as Hulk Hogan. She filed divorce papers in Florida on Tuesday, but did not give a reason for divorce. They have two kids, Brooke, 19, and Nick, 17.

 

Linda is one of the stars of the Vh1 reality show "Hogan Knows Best." The youngest Hogan, Nick, is currently facing charges for driving recklessly after his car slammed into a tree. His passenger and friend is still in the hospital with a brain injury.

 

I know the reason for divorce: HEADLINES! They probably need more drama for their wretched reality show.

 

Naw, I watch the show and off and the two always seemed to have problems. I'm sure Nick slamming into a tree didn't help.  

 

Source: People

 

 

 

Some dude named Peter Pepper of the band Palladium thinks Amy Wino killed his hamster, Georgie Porgie, with crack! He told the Mirror that Amy was over his girlfriend's house and he brought Georgie out to play. Georgie bit Peter and ran off during their playtime. Amy said she was good with hamsters and would find Georgie for him while he went to patch up his finger.

 

When he got back, Amy said Georgie was asleep in her cage. He said a few hours later he checked up on her and she was dead! The hammy not the Wino. Peter thinks it was crack!

 

He said he's never accused Amy to her face, but he knows she did it.

 

He said, "That day last year was quite traumatic. Not only did I have to deal with a dead hamster, but for some reason Amy had also managed to unplug the freezer and flooded the whole kitchen and utility room. She can be a bit mental sometimes."

 

Peter Piper and Georgie Progie? Are they related to Mother Goose?

 

So...that's who taught Pete Doherty how to get his kitty high! The Wino is to blame.

 

It's not entirely Wino's fault. I hear hamsters LOVE crack. Ask Richard Gere. Oh, that was gerbils. Same thing!

 

Here's some pictures of Winoloonies outside a London courthouse today where Amy arrived to support her husband. Her hubby found out he won't be out of jail before Christmastimes. He was denied bail and is awaiting a hearing on January 18th. Sucks to be him! Winoloonies are much more creative than Britaloonies!

 

 

 

 

I've been stressing trying to figure out what I'm going to get people for Christmas and now I have the perfect gift! They are called Giant Microbes and they come in a variety of characters. Above is Chlamydia, Herpes, Syphillis and The Clap!

 

You whores probably already have all those things already, so I'll have to get one of the other characters. They have other diseases like Athlete's Foot, E. Coli and Rabies.  

 

The company that makes this shit says they make great learning toys for children. Um...like you really want your kid to be going to bed at night hugging Herpes!

 

 

 

 

 

Somebody give Amy Winehouse a cookie. Bitch be grouchy. Wino didn't look too happy as she visited her husband in the clink the other day. She made several grouch faces to the photographers and reporters.

 

It's not that serious. You're husband is in jail, you should be celebrating. Freedome.

 

Give Azrael a flea bath and get those Smurfs! 

 

 

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That sexy beast, Kirk Douglas, and I would like to wish you all a happy and drunken Thanksgiving! I am most thankful for all the dumb whores that read my site! Yes, that's you. Seriously though! You are a dumb whore. Ok! Secondly seriously, I'm thankful that some people actually enjoy my stupid ass sometimes. Ok, that's enough of that mushy shit.

 

Please have a drink on me...or two....or three....or a couple of bottles.

Bonus! Here's Dolly Parton and her piping hot cornish game hens at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade today.

 

I'm off to get stuffed!

 

xxxMichael

 

 

Wenn , Splash

 

 

When the lips on your face start to resemble the swollen lips on your vagina it's time to put the restylane needle away.

 

Here's Lindsay and White Oprah popping around that new city of York the other day. 

 

 

 

 

 

There's a new Menudo in town. I'm pretty sure these dudes are underaged, so I'm going to try and not say anything that will have Chris Hansen knocking at my door. These little twinkies were chosen by some MTV reality show to be the new Menudo.

 

I have only three letters to describe these dudes G-A-Y!! 

 

 

 

 

It's a Thanksgiving miracle!

 

People reports that Nancy Grace has taken one of her twins home from the hospital. 48-year-old Nancy gave birth to John David and Lucy Elizabeth on November 4th. They were preemies, because old memaws usually have problems with pregnancy. Nancy was also briefly hospitalized.

 

Nancy's rep said, "Nancy is thrilled that John David will be home for Thanksgiving. She is praying that Lucy Elizabeth comes home soon, too."

 

Lucy Elizabeth is expected to be released soon. Nancy and family are hoping to return to New York this December.

 

Lucy probably caught an episode of her mommy's show and is scared to come home.  I wonder what Nancy eats for Thanksgiving? Human male nuts? Probably. Male nuts roasting on an open fire....

 

 

 

 

 

Heather Mills.....is at it again. Sigh. She spoke last night in Dublin where she was named the honorary patron of the Trinity University Philosophical Society. Trinity University really needs to analyze their decision making skills, because bitch shouldn't be honorary nothing!

 

Anyway, instead of using the night to talk about her charity work, she used it to talk about how badly she's being treated by the media. 

 

She said, "Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the level of funds you need to bring about the greater good. Because people are very snobby - these people who have lots of money, they're either snobby or they're stingy.

"If you have lots of money you have to be stingy because why would you that amount of money."

This coming from a woman that's trying everything she's got to become extremely wealthy.

She went on to say, "I don't think anything can prepare you for being treated worse than a murderer or a paedophile when all you have done in 17 years is charity work."

Put a fork in it already! Somebody really needs to stick Heather's one foot in her mouth already. Fuck her with her fake leg, because bitch is wound up and just won't stop. It's like when a cat's in heat and won't shut the hell up. You just gotta whip out a q-tip and do what you got to do to keep it quiet. 

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There's the Borat baby! Little Olive is cute and everything. Newborns pretty much all look the same, but damn Borat is one tall drink of sexy.

 

Isla Fisher is one lucky Aussie. I bet he has major hairy ass though. Like you can probably braid the hair on his taint. 

 

Anyway, here's this lovely family outside the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills yesterday.