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Don't Stop Believing

Kanye West gave a small tribute to his mother, Donda West, while performing in Brussels on Sunday. A few nights before he broke down in Paris.

He told the audience, "There's nothing that she loved more than to come to the show and scream louder than any fan," he told a cheering audience. "She was my first fan that was screaming before anyone else.... If she was here, she would tell me, 'Get on that stage and kill it, dawg! That was her favorite word: 'dawg.'"

He dedicated Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" to her and said that's what she would've wanted, to not stop believing.

That's my karaoke song, but Kanye can borrow it. Actually, I think it's everyone's karaoke song.

Kanye is expected to attend his mother's funeral in Oklahoma City today.

Oh hell no! Zac Efron is gonna let that Vanessa Whateverthatslutsname is have it! Nobody wears his signature shade. You know Zac doesn't even look gay to me anymore. He looks like a straight-up female to male tranny. That's some *Boys Don't Cry* shit! Here's these two twinkies at a *High School Musical 2* event last night in Hollywood.
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The Coochie Bites Back

"Teeth" is basically about a high school girl who finds teeth in her vagina. Dangerous poon!

ShockTillYouDrop has a synopsis:

The film tells the story of high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

It's described as a comedic horror movie, but I'd describe it as just plain stupid! Wait, vagina dentata? Is that what Angelina Jolie has?

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Playgranny

102-year-old Nora Hardwick from England has become the oldest women to appear nude in a calendar. Nora agreed to pose in a calendar to raise cash for her local football team, Ancaster Athletic.

The Miss November said she downed a shot of whiskey before doing it. "I'd never done anything like it before - and I doubt I will again. I just thought 'go for it' and I'm so glad I did!"

You can't tell from the picture above, but she is topless. Those titties are probably hitting the floor, but she's topless!

Source: The Sun

Thanks Glenn

The Opening Of A Toilet

While Mr. Whipple was making the long trek to heaven, Molly Shannon was opening the Charmin toilets in NYC's Times Square yesterday. Charmin is opening "plush public restrooms" for the holiday season. Poor Molly! Has it come to this?

I guarantee you those toilets will be covered in heroin needles, dookie and barf come December. A public restroom in NYC equals all sorts of nasty.

I'm surprised they got Molly to do this. Kim Kardashian and R. Kelly weren't available? They are in the piss business.

The Gay Is In The Scarf

Actually, the gay is in the face too. Hayden Christensen is oh-so-purty. Purty gay! It's a good thing he's easy on the eyes, because this bitch can't act worth a damn. He's in that *"Awake"* movie with Jessica Alba and you just know he makes her look like Meryl Streep. Here's girlfriend leaving TRL in NYC yesterday. Wenn
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Red Hot Lawsuit

The Red Hot Chili Peppers sued Showtime yesterday for naming one of their shows "Californication" without their permission.

The Chili Peppers claim they coined the phrase by using it on their 1999 album. Anthony Kiedis said, "Californication is the signature CD, video and song of the band's career, and for some TV show to come along and steal our identity is not right."

The show stars David Duchovny as a writer who likes to have sex with strangers. Yeah, that's basically the plot. I've seen two episodes. The show also features a character named Dani California which is also the name of a Chili Peppers song.

The Chili Peppers want damages and restitution and disgorgement of all profits derived by the defendants. They also want to ban Showtime or anybody else from further using the name.

The show's producer said he got the title from an old saying. "Apparently in the '70s there were bumper stickers that said 'Don't Californicate Oregon,' because Californians were coming up there, and I just thought it was a great, great title for this show."

For some reason I thought Showtime already got permission. All these stupid lawsuits. If they coined the phrase, give them the money. If they didn't, don't. That wasn't so hard. I doubt they coined the phrase. They probably got it from some stoner in Santa Monica. It sounds like something a stoner would come up with.

Kiedis could use the money anyway. Judging by his wardrobe choices he's hurting in the wallet.

Source: Associated Press

The State of Florida has suspended Nick Hogan's drivers license, because he was drinking while driving reports Tampa Bays 10. He's under 21 and since he had booze in his system at the time of the accident he automatically gets his license suspended for 1-year. The state extended the suspension from 1-year to "indefinitely" because he failed to pay a traffic ticket he got earlier this year.

Nick is currently out on bond after being charged with felony reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. Nick's passenger is still in the hospital and isn't expected to fully recover.

Also TMZ has video of the Hogan matriarch, Linda Hogan, drag racing with Brooke in the passenger seat. The footage was taken from a documentary called "Vehicular Lunatics." In the video Linda tells us, "I love it. The rush, the speed on the road ... racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It's awesome."

Two drags drag racing! Can't say I'm surprised. Linda Hogan is offensive in every way. She should be thrown in jail for wearing that hideous dress. Public indecency!

I Applaud Madonna

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter, Lourdes, has a moustache and unibrow and so what? Like Tyra Banks would say, SO WHAT?! I applaud Madonna for not allowing Lourdes to cover herself up in make-up and look like a cheap hooker like other girls her age.

Maybe she gets made fun of, but she can say "I'm Madonna's daughter now shut the fuck up!"

Lourdes looks 11! Maybe she should clean that shit up just a little...NO! Forget I said that. That's just the conformist in me talking.

However, I am offended that she actually went to the London premiere of "Fred Claus." FRED CLAUS?! Here's Lourdes with Guy and Rocco at the premiere the other night.

G.I. HO

Sienna Miller will play that hot bitch The Baroness in the big-screen version of G.I. Joe. The Baroness is described as a raven-haired sexy femme fatale skilled in espionage. Sienna Miller is described as a dishwater blonde skilled in being a straight-up HO!

The movie will be directed by Stephen Somers for a February start and an August 2009 release.

The story is set in...oh who cares! That shit is going to suck! Wake me when they make a big-screen version of "My Little Pony" starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Sheryl Crow, Heather Mills and Haylie Duff.

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