CoCo gave it everything she had on Law & Order: SVU tonight. I'm telling you if they gave Oscars for TV performances this bitch would get one. CoCo played the girlfriend of some dude who's accused of murdering a girl. Her one major scene was opposite her real life pimp, Ice-T.

Casting directors better take note, because this girl has talent and by talent I mean fake boobies and ass.

I mean even if CoCo wasn't sucking the dick of one of the stars, she still would've gotten the role? Right? Well, she'd have to suck a different dick, but she'd still get a role on the show!

Meryl Streep.....who? Sally Field.....what? Helen Mirren....nu uh! It's CoCo!

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On "I Love New York" last night, Pretty walked out on New York, because her dick wasn't big enough for him. No, he walked out because New York disrespected his sister or something like that. He already disrespected his sister by appearing on that trashy reality show. Let's be real.

Pretty storms out of the house and New York follows him and yelling and cursing starts. It's like Christmas at my house!

Then Pretty's sister gets into it with New York. Production had to tear New York's tranny ass away from the action. They should've held New York's fake titties down, because those things look like they could do major damage. Unfortunately, New York and Pretty never duked it out man to man.

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Oprah's "Favorite Things" episode was on today and my favorite part of the show is when Ope tells her audience what episode it is. These women go buck-ass-wild! You would think someone just told them that their vagina is made of diamonds. Their heads practically explode and they are out for blood. Some of them even "Praise Jesus!" I guess it's like winning the lottery.

Oprah hosted the episode in Macon, GA, because they are Opaloonies down there. Macon has been Ope's highest rated city ever since she debuted.

She gave everything from $6 to cupcakes to $4,000 fridges to a shitty ass Josh Groban CD. Click here to see the entire list.

While Carrie Underwood, Chris Daughtry and Kellie Pickler were clicking cocktails with the stars at the American Music Awards this past weekend, Constantine Mouralis was performing in the underwear section of Stein Mart department store in Ohio! He's hit the big time!

Attention all Stein Mart shoppers! There's a little douche to go with your panties this afternoon. You know you've made it when you're performing next to nursing bras in Ohio. It's only downhill from here.

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I watched this stupid ass "Bachelor" show since the first episode and this is what I get?! That douchebag, Brad Womak, rejected both ladies in last night's season finale. He said he just wasn't in love with either one of them. Doesn't he watch the damn show?! It's not about love. Just pick one of them, pretend date them for like 6 weeks and then announce that "it just didn't work out." DUH! That's what all the other bachelors did.

I really thought he was going to pick DeAnna, but then he had that moment where he had to walk away from her and "pull himself together." He probably went behind the bushes to ask the producers what his next line is. Plastic robot.

DeAnna didn't take it so well. I thought she was going to slap or spit at him. She should've. Damn, give me something!

Ugh! I am so not watching the next season. Ok...I probably will, but I'll think long and hard about it before adding it to my Tivo.