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Candy Spelling: "LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONE!!!"

Tori Spelling's mother, Candy Spelling, must be really bored with life. Candy wrote a column for The Huffington Post on Sunday where she talked about an article in the Los Angeles Times about Britney Spears running over the feet of paps and a cop.

Candy wrote, " Enough. It's time to leave this girl alone. She didn't run over the feet of the two paparazzi or one sheriff's deputy on purpose. I've seen "breaking news" of her driving on many networks, and I don't think her aim is that good."

She went on to say, "Personally, I don't think Britney is that fascinating, and she and her sons don't look that different in photos taken five seconds or five days apart. Three feet is enough. We all know that something terrible is destined to happen to Spears, her kids, one of the photographers or innocent bystanders if she isn't given a few feet of space and privacy. How about a time out?"

She's probably sad, because the paps are following Britney instead of her own daughter. Candy please go wrap something in your gift wrapping room and shut up.

Candy sort of looks like a cute, little pug. Wait! Doesn't Tori have a pug named Mimi La Rue? Have Candy and Mimi ever been in the same room together?

You can read the entire column at The Huffington Post

Blind Item....I Guess...You Guess

WHICH leading man has aged a bit since his last major starring role - and so, in an effort to freshen up, got a dye job and an eye lift? Studio execs on the sure-to-be-blockbuster movie he's in are relieved. (Page Six ) I couldn't decide between Harrison Ford and Nicolas Cage? They both have movie's coming out, but I'm pretty sure Harrison didn't get that mop dyed.
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Wino VS The United Nations

Get Angelina Jolie on the case! The United Nations is pissed at Amy Winehouse for glamorizing the drug trade. NME reports that Antonio Maria Costa of the Drugs and Crime office of the UN said that the cocaine trade in going to ruin parts of Africa and Wino isn't helping matters.

He said, "Rock stars, like Amy Winehouse become popular by singing: 'I ain't going to rehab', even though she badly needed and eventually sought treatment."

He said parts of Africa are vulnerable from the influence of drug money.

Wino is runining the world and she must be dealt with! Wino performed without a hitch last night. She seemed to have troubles with her dress, but methinks her coke bullet just got stuck on one of her nips.

Images: Wenn

One Day

Mike Tyson was sentenced to 24-hours in the clink and 3-years probation for drug possession and driving under the influence. He faced up to 4-years maximum in jail for the charges.

Mike was pulled over in Arizona last December. He was leaving a strip club. Cops found a couple of bags of cocaine on him and also witnessed Mike cleaning coke from his dashboard.

At the time, Minnie Mouse told cops that he liked to take coke "whenever he could get his hands on it." He also admitted that he likes to smoke coke in his ciggies.

Can someone at the court change the "hours" to "centuries" so we never have to deal with his stupid ass again. Nobody will notice or care. A sentence to 24 centuries in prison sounds about right.

He'll probably beat Nicole and Lindsay's record and sit in the clink for 10-seconds.

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Charles IS In Charge

Chachi's a daddy! Life & Style reports that Scott Baio's girlfriend, Renee Sloan, gave birth to their kid on November 2nd. The baby girl weighed in at 5 pounds, 10 ounces.

A source close to the couple said, ?Scott?s over the moon ? he?s changing diapers and getting up at night to help with feedings."

You'll also be able to see Renee popping out her baby during season 2 of "Scott Baio Is 45...And Single." They filmed the birth for his reality show. Is anything sacred anymore?

This is Scott's first kid. No word on the name yet, but I think Joanie would be appropriate.

The Wino

Look who was at the American Music Awards last night? What the hell was she doing there? PP! Catering doesn't walk the red carpet. You were supposed to use the back entrance!

Anyway, Phoebe Price decided to go with "The Wino" beehive at last night's awards show. I wonder what she's hiding up in there? Probably headshots, business cards, her candles that melt into lotion and a camera just in case a pap should break his.

Splash

Hey cunt! Turn around! Last time I checked you weren't handicapped. Well, maybe artistically handicapped. Here's Julia Roberts and her husband, Danny Moder, taking up a blue space while shopping in Malibu. Splash
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Heather Mills Thinks We Should All Drink Rat's Milk

Heather Mills currently stars in some weird ad campaign for Viva! Heather thinks the world should go Vegan, because it's more eco-friendly. That's kind of funny since bitch showed up in a Mercedes SUV. At the launch in Hyde Park in London, Heather said she had a good alternative to cow's milk.

"Why don't we drink rat's milk or cat's milk or dog's milk?"

I probably already drink rat's milk when I get my coffee at McDonald's. If Heather wants to be the one to milk the rats, she can be my guest.

Heather went on to say, "The startling truth is that animals farmed for meat and dairy are now one of the greatest threats to the planet."

No Heather, I think your crazy ass is one of the greatest threats to the planet.

Source: Daily Mail

I Don't Wanna Know About You!

WHY?!!!!! Beyonce joined Sugarland onstage at the AMAs last night for a country version of her song "Irreplaceable." My ear drums are irreplaceable Beyonce and you don't seem to care!

It was truly horrendous. It was like a bad "Saturday Night Live" skit starring Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph.

Although hearing that country bitch sing "you must not know about me" kind of made my night.

It was nice of Beyonce to recycle one of Bette Midler's old jackets from "Big Business." Beyonce thinks green.

A Stunning Alien

The Alien Princess, Rihanna, won something or maybe two things at the AMAs last night. I was falling asleep through most of that shit. However, I did manage to wake up and see this hot piece perform. She's like a moving wax figure. It's really strange. Strangely stunning. It's probably sort of scary to have a conversation with her.

It's like that old episode of "The Twilight Zone" where that bitch wakes up in a department store and finds all the mannequins alive and moving and shit. It would be like that.

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