Mary-Kate Olsen was hospitalized in NYC yesterday for some kind of kidney infection. The 21-year-old was brought into the ER yesterday reports People.

 

Her rep says, "Mary Kate got a kidney infection. She's resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so."

 

Does "kidney infection" mean "not eating" in troll talk? Aren't you drinking cranberry juice MK? Add a little Vodka to it for extra infection-killing powers. My doctor told me that. Dr. Grey Goose. 

 

Her kidney is probably the size of my thumbnail.

 

 

 

Bill Nye the Science Guy is such a hot beast in bed that he drives women to do crazy things! Bill has taken a restraining order against Blair Tindall. The two used to be involved in the romantic sense.

 

Bill claims that Blair snuck into his garden at 11:30pm on Labor Day dressed all in black to pour weed killer on his garden. He said he called her name, but she took off like a thief in the night!

 

Blair dropped some of the poison while she was running away. Bill said it was some sort of toxic poison that she was using to cover his garden in. Bill eats produce from that garden. He said she could've squirted him in the eyes with that stuff if he got closer to her.

 

Blair regrets the whole thing and said it was a "foolish, sophomoric act of poor judgment."  She said she did it, because of the emotional pain Bill had caused her. They were engaged after only 3-months of meeting. They got married soon after, but quickly found out their marriage license was invalid. That's when Bill dumped her ass leaving her "heartbroken."

 

Who knew Bill was such a heartbreaker! Those nerds are so weird. Dressing up like a nerdy ninja to poison his veggie garden? Blair! Have some dignity! 

 

Call him 80 times a day, stalk him at the bar, send him dog poop in the mail, cause a scene at his job.....you know, normal stuff! Jeez Blair!

 

Source: The Smoking Gun

 

 

 

Has Brit Brit finally realized that two can play at that game and hired private investigators to follow around KFed? That's what TMZ says. They claim Brit has hired people to photograph KFed doing illegal shit and dig up crap on him like he's done to her.

 

A source told TMZ that Brit witnessed KFed smoke dope and drink in front of the tots while they were married. Brit's legal team hope they can turn things around, so KFed doesn't look like the perfect father anymore.

 

It's about time, but knowing that hillbilly twit she probably hired Mystery Inc. after watching too many episodes of Scooby Doo! She paid them in Scooby snacks!

 

UPDATE: Brit's lawyer issued this statement to UsWeekly about not being able to drive with the kiddies and other shit. Looks like bitch finally hired a driver.

 

"Recent aggressive actions by individuals who have followed her and blocked her access, with and without the children, have resulted in her decision to take certain security measures which she hopes will only be necessary temporarily, for the protection of the children. Ms. Spears is grateful for and appreciates the support and well wishes of the many, many people who have extended same. "

  

Image: Splash

 

 

But you better believe he got something in return, PRESS!

 

Daddy Lohan and his girlfriend, Eren, served Thanksgiving today at the NYC Rescue Mission.

 

Since it's getting cold, I'm glad Michael has traded his mock turtleneck in for a real one. That shit was really bothering me. His girlfriend looks brainwashed. Cute, but brainwashed. You'd have to be to suck that dick!

 

Is Daddy yelling at someone in the last thumbnail? Don't yell at people on Thanksgiving! Damn, the pilgrims would not have approved.

 

Daughter to father! Daughter to father!

 

 

 

 

This is for you oldie olsens out there. Mr. Whipple from the Charmin toilet paper commercials died today from old age. He was 91.

 

Dick Wilson made over 500 commercials in a span of over 21 years. He became famous for the "Don't squeeze the Charmin" line. His first commercial aired in 1964 and his last in 1985.

 

I always squeeze the Charmin. Farewell, Mr. Whipple! 

 

Source: Fox News

 

 

 

 

Louis Vuitton was awarded 80,000 Euros in damages for the unauthorized use of some tacky ass LV fabric in a Britney Spears video. The video for "Do Somethin'" which was released in 2005 shows Brit driving some pink hummer with pink LV fabric in the interior.

 

The tribunal found the director of the video had clearly emphasized the Louis Vuitton brand.

 

The video has also been banned. Sony, BMG and MTV Online were all named in the lawsuit. Britney was not.

 

In other Brit legal news. Life & Style reports that she's facing another lawsuit for allegedly trashing a condon in Marina Del Rey. The owner said that his $1.5 million joint is destroyed, because Brit and her brother tore that place up.

 

He said, "The whole family would come in and out of the place, but Bryan (Britney's brother) was the most constant. There?s damage to the walls, flooring, balcony, doors, electrical outlets and air conditioning. They destroyed it.?

 

Brit probably farted. It only takes one fart!

 

Image: Breathe Heavy

 

 

 

The writer's strike began on November 5th. The WGA and Hollywood studios have agreed to meet on November 26th to negotiate and hopefully end the strike which has already shut down production on several TV shows and films.

 

George Clooney has dipped into his own pockets and donated $25,000 to a charity providing emergency relief to workers hit by the strike. He also urged other actors to do the same.

 

He told Variety , "To people like myself, the strike is a forced vacation. But there is the fear that a prolonged strike can destroy people who make a living in this industry. My hope is that people who can afford it will take responsibility for this and help out."

 

$25,000 is $25,000! I applaud George! Most of these rich actors haven't done shit. Cheap, but generous! Wait, it is awards season! George should've sweetened the pot if he wanted some nominations. 

 

Oprah, the ball is in your court. You know she's gonna like buy all the studios and save the day.

 

Here's Georgie looking better than usual while out for dinner the other night.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nicole Kidman was in a New South Wales courtroom this morning to testify about an incident a few years ago involving a pap named Jamie Fawcett reports BBC News . Jamie is suing Sydney's Sun-Herald for defamation after they published a story about his shady ways of getting "the picture."

 

Nicole testified for the paper about a car chase incident involving Jamie.

 

Nicole was in the backseat. She told the court, "I was frightened and I was worried there was going to be an accident."

 

She went on to say that she was scared, but her driver didn't know this because her face is so frozen that it doesn't show any emotion. No she didn't say that!

 

She went on to say, "I have been pursued many times in relation to this particular man and the people he has employed to follow me. I employ people to protect me now. I employ people 24-hours to protect myself because I don't feel equipped to handle things."

 

Jamie has also been accused of "bugging" Nicole's home. Charges were later dropped.

 

While they had Nicole on the stand, they should've asked her if she's had botox or not. I mean she's under oath! She can't lie. Oh and she's a

Hollywood star! Bring a litttle glamour to the courts Nicole! She looks like she's on lunch break from her librarian job at the local school.

 

 

 

 

Jessica Seinfeld went on "The View" this morning to whore out that cook book for kids where she puts spinach in brownies and other gross shit like that. Barbara Walters asked Jessica about reports that she stole her recipes from another book by Missy Chase Lapine that was published a few months before hers. Jessica was accused of plagiarism.

 

She said, "I can understand why she would be upset. You know, first of all when you have a huge success, you know this, people tend to look for the cracks, anything that would break you down a little bit. There's always negative where there's positive. This was such an immediate success, this book, that I think people were looking for things to pick a part, but I can understand why she would've been frustrated.

She did a book with a similar topic a few months earlier and it must have been hard for her to see how quickly my book took off. I never saw her book or her recipes. Never as a person would I do something like what I was accused of doing. I mean, I really didn't need to do this book."

 

Yes Jessica, because rich people do not lie, cheat or steal. There's no reason for them to. Rich people are angels and only do honest things.

 

I just want to take her nasty ass chickpea chocolate chip cookies and shove em down her fug throat!  

 

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