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Oh Wino!

Stories about Amy Winehouse being cracked out are about as common as stories about Brit Brit running over somebody with her car. The trainwreck just keeps on choo-chooin'! Amy Wino busted on a flight from London to Glasgow, because she kept smokin' up in the toilet. The flight is about an hour long.

Amy reportedly kept locking herself in the toilet for 10-minutes at a time. Finally, an announcement was made. "Our famous little friend is smoking in the toilet. It's just that the smoke alarm hasn't gone off yet."

When Wino landed in Glasgow she was not arrested, because no complaint was filed. British Airlines said they would launch a formal investigation.

As if! You know if it was you or me we'd be sitting in some jail cell right now trying to cover up our butt from would be rapers! That Pete Doherty and that Amy Wino are above the law. Superheroes of crack!

Source: Daily Mail

Heir (Loss) To The Throne

There was a time when Prince William was the hotter of the two Princes and now his brother, Prince Hot Ginge, is quickly taking that title. Get Prince Willy some damn Propecia or something!

Shit, perform that Lucy crap on him. Remember that episode of "I Love Lucy" where Lucy did all that weird shit on Ricky, because he was losing his hair? Prince Willy needs that.

Here he is leaving a club in London the other night. He's slowly turning into daddy.

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Riddle Me This....

Is LeAnn Rimes married to a 'mo? I mean his name is Dean Allen Sheremet. That's a 'mo name if there ever was one. I don't know though. I sort of get the failed metrosexual vibe from him. Like he's one of those that wants to look gay, but isn't. He has major busted gay face though.

Here's Dean and LeAnn shopping in NYC today. Oh and by shopping I mean he's looking for a "fabulous outfit for Christmas" and she's paying for it. We should introduce them to Star and Gay Al.

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Acting Is So Weird

I don't know why I find this so funny, but I do. It's probably from smoking all that wee.....tea. Yeah, tea will just give you the fucking giggles. Especially when you smoke it. Chamomile will do tricks on ya! So it's a video of Rosie O'Donnell filming a scene for Nip/Tuck in which her character gets attacked by an eagle. It airs this Tuesday.

So weird....

I hope that eagle puppet gets some kind of recognition come Emmy time.

So Long, Big Martha!

Martha Stewart's mother, Big Martha, has passed away at the age of 93. She was my favorite part of the Martha Stewart show. That and watching Little Martha awkwardly try and show some emotion to her guests.

Martha wrote on her blog:

Martha Kostyra

September 16th, 1914 - November 16th, 2007

I am very sad to tell you that my mom passed away. Here's a tribute to Martha Kostyra - Big Martha. Please feel free to reflect on her amazing life by leaving a comment.

Visit Martha's blog to see the video tribute.

I loved Big Martha, because she didn't give a fuck and didn't let Martha bully her around. So long, Big Martha! See you later.

Too Fat For New Zealand

33-year-old Rowan Trezise planned to move to New Zealand with her husband, but was told she was too fat. The British woman along with her husband tried to get into the country for residence, but were told they were too fat and could be a burden on their health care system.

Rowan's husband lost the weight and was allowed into the country where he got a job as a technician. Rowan had to stay behind in Britian.

New Zealand assess weight based on people's Body Mass Index. They said,

"The immigration department can't afford to import people who are going to be a significant drain on our health resources. You can see the logic in assessing if there is a significant health cost associated with this individual and that would be a reason for them not coming in."

Rowan hopes to lose the weight by Christmas, so she can be reunited with her husband.

My question is what about people that are too skinny or smokers? They could be a burden on the health care system too. Not all fat fucks have health issues. That means most Americans better not even think of moving to New Zealand.

That's cold. I'd hate to be the bitch that has to tell someone, "Sorry you're too fat to live here. NEXT!" Actually, that might be kind of fun.

Source: Daily Mail

A Horse Is A Horse Of Course Of Course

Here's Jordan still out there whoring her childrens book "Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book" in England today.

She looks like a Real Doll posing for her pictures, expressionless and looking like a deer caught in headlights. Which is fitting to her nature being she has the IQ of a Real Doll. Keeping true to the book, her hair looks like a horses ass with that pony tail.

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What the fuck! Looks like Posh and Chrissy's faces smashed into eachother at 100 miles an hour and this is the result! Want to know what happens when you fall asleep with gum in your mouth? Exhibit A: Kimbo Stewart. Silly bitch must have had a full mouth of bubble tape and passed out because she hacked off huge hanks of her manky mane. Wear a hat next time bitch or G.I. Jane that shit!

Here's Kimbo leaving Radio 1 looking like total shit after doing Vernon Kay's show. THANK GOD it was radio and not TV.

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Out For A Stroll In The Dog Park

Here's Lindsay and her polyester hair leaving her assistants house in West Hollywood. What the hell is she wearing on her head? Could it be a bandage from a frontal lobotomy or is she hiding track marks?

And who's the guy in the picture with her? Is that even Lindsay or is some dude walking the ugliest golden retriever I've ever seen. He's looking at the camera like "why you taking pictures of my dog?"

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Look What They Did To My Brody!

Radar Online did this whole thing on what would celebrities look like if they went under the knife and fixed their flaws. Look at what they did to my gorgeous Adrien Brody?! Now he looks like he belongs on one of those CW or FOX shows. Generic. He looks better before with the Cyrano schnoze. Big schnozes make me think of big wangs and big wangs are always a good thing. Trust this.

They also "fixed" Kiki, Meryl, Bill, Kelly and Will among others.

They forgot Rumer Willis, but they probably figured she's a lost cause and no surgeon's knife can shrink her head.

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