Celine "The Greatest Singer in the World!!!!" Dion dazzled us with her presence at the American Music Awards last night. I love seeing this crazy horse perform, because she turns it on. She's got moves and isn't afraid to use them. Las Vegas has really turned her into a trained performer and when I say "trained performer" I mean drag queen.

It's like Mr. Ed put on a wig, individual fake eyelashes, ten tons of make-up and could suddenly sing. That's Celine and I love her.

She haunts my dreams! The Insider caught with Jocelyn Wildenstein screaming like a banshee to her poor pooch, Simba. He's probably thinking to himself "So this is how it's going to end? I'm going to be fed to this mutant lion creature? Please put me out of my misery! I can't stand to look at that thing anymore!"

You have to love CNN. They have video of a gay fight gone bad on a freeway in Phoenix, Arizona. One of the gays got all dramatic and tried to throw himself in front of traffic after fighting with his boyfriend. The two started getting into it, not in the sexy way, on the freeway almost getting hit several times. They were later arrested on domestic violence charges.

Those gays, I tell ya! All dramatic and shit. They should've just turned on a Barbra Streisand movie and all would've been OK.

Thanks Gabriela