There's a little clip called "2 Girls, 1 Cup" which has been taking the internet by storm for a while now. I'm going to be blunt, because that's how I roll.

In case you haven't seen or heard of it, it's basically 2 chicks shitting into a cup and eating it together. Not only do they eat it but they kind of swirl it in their mouth. Meanwhile, while the chicks are involved in this shit ballet an annoying score plays in the background. I first saw it a while ago and I've kind of blacked it out.

 

Anyway, we have our own government to thank for the clip! Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez waged a war on obscene fetish videos and zeroed in on a movie produer named Brazilian Danilo Simoes Croce. He reached a plea deal in June 2007 and agreed to turn over all obscene films. Looks like this one leaked.

 

During his court declaration, Danilo said had he known these films were illegal in the U.S. he would have stopped. He isn't in it for the money. Shit is his art. He said, "I have already made fetish movies with scat/feces using chocolate instead of feces. Many actors make scat films but they don't agree to eat feces."

 

If you haven't already seen it you can watch it here, but I'm telling you not to. Seriously I'm TELLING YOU not to watch it, but you probably will anyway. You only have yourself to blame.

 

For the smart people out there you can go on YouTube and type "2 girls, 1 cup" to see hundreds reaction videos. Those are easier to stomach.

 

I suddenly have a craving for peanut butter ice cream!

 

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