Her name is Nikolina Pisek and here she is some Croatian celebrity in some topless cellphone pictures.

Like most Croatians, she probably has a penis, is part of some circus and can kill a man in under 3 seconds, but she’s the good kind of Croatian with a penis, because she’s gone so far as to get the wonkiest set of fake tits the communist empire provides.

Sure she’s got a tight body, but that’s just because she’s on a rationed food diet and sure she’s got some frily lingerie, but that’s only because she is a master of the sewing machine, thanks to communist working mentality that made most of her life spent manning the needle and thread making communist uniforms and bed sheets, but luckily as communism fell, so did her need to repress her biggest want and that was to tuck in that penis and become eastern european whore that she is.

Those communists have sure gone a long way and the real impressing thing in these pictures is the fact that they exist, because I thought they only had nuclear technology and not cell phone technology, which has a way better signal than the messenger pigeons and two empty cans on a string they used up until the brought down communism, but the quality of these pictures, like their living conditions, are shit.

This is an old video of a girl with a mesh top and nipple tape riding a pool toy was just sent to me, and since I know some of you have some obscure fetishes, I figured I’d post it. This may not be as exciting for you as the times you hang outside the local pool watching the preschool kids on their water noodles and arm floaties, but it’s a little more legal, a lot less creepy, and not going to ghet you locked up and killed like you deserve, despite still managing to be pretty fucking weird.

Bonus - Another Pool Toy Hump

Lesbian Lohan is skinnier than ever and it’s all thanks to cocaine at least I assume that it is, I mean I know she’s been eating lots of pussy, but that meat pie’s got really nothing to do with weightloss, even if it has no calories despite the lovely sour fishy taste. I also know that she goes on these benders where she stocks up on shitty food and candy, which I assume is to tide her over from periods when she can’t do blow, like for plane rides, but it could jus tbe her falling off her anorexic wagon.

Who knows, maybe she’s not on drugs, or anorexic and is just addicted to exercise and being healthy while her life is finally finding stability, love and is getting on track….

But no matter what it is, I think it’s safe to assume that she’s tired of being the fat one in her lesbian relationship, since Ronson looks like she was some premature twin with fetal alcohol syndrome who was second in line at the trough while in the womb, you know with her grey skin, bags under her eyes and that look of death only a confused child star could find attractive that she’s always got…

Either way, she’s in leggings, showing off her legs and since I like skinny chicks, I’m posting it.

I am not down with Twilight, but I know a girl who lives around me who talks about it all the time. She’s a virgin, I know that may be a huge surprise and she likes to read all the fucking time. She’s a little more social than most losers. You know she doesn’t lock herself up with her cats and 10 library rentals, but is more into trying to talk about how she plays role playing videogames, how she met the last guy she fucked on World of Warcraft and how she’s never quite forgiving a character from some bullshit science fiction movie for letting another character die. I never really listen, because I avoid weirdos like that as best as I can, but I do hear her talking off every poor fuckers ear she can, her most recent kick has been this Twilight shit that she’s obsessed with and this video of some crazy UK girl that was sent to me over the last few days reminds me of her, so I am sharing it with you.

Watch Her Scary Excitement That the Sequel Will Be Made…

Ginger Spice went to some Children’s benefit event and she managed to moon it like a rebel high school student moons his high school principal, pretty much telling him to fuck off for trying to suspend him or some shit, only in this case, the only leather this bitch is wearing is on her haggard face and not her jacket to match her slicked back motorcycle hair. I don’t really know what that means, but I do know that Monday’s aren’t working for me right now.

Danielle Lloyd is another UK Glamor model and here she is in a bikini, I guess nothing really needs to be said about her, because let’s face it, these pictures are pretty much all there is to her, but I could tell you exciting stories about my weekend, unfortunately, like Danielle Lloyd in a bikini, every weekend is pretty much the fucking same and manage to run into each other making it impossible for me to really identify what went on this weekend, other than sleeping a lot and the only thing exciting about me sleeping is that I managed to wake up, because even I question how much more my heart can take…..

Brazil is known to have the hottest women in the world or at least some of the hottest women of the world, because the other Brazilian bitches you are jerking off to (Gisele) have penises and it is pretty much impossible to tell them apart, making it not as gay when you get a blowjob from them, if anything, it may lead to a more liberated life when you come back to America and buy a set of Madonna tickets and dance on your very own Gay Pride parade float.

They are that good and they manage to take their semi-masculine faces and trick us into thinking they’ve got pussy. I have no idea what this video is all about, but I did read somewhere that Brazilian chicks who are pretty fit because they live on a beach and naturally have these retarded asses, have started to make the move into getting fake tits like American women and that pretty much ruins any beauty they ever had but really secures the fact that they are whores. Seriously, for 10 US dollars, they will do anything you want them to do, even stick it in your asshole and give you AIDS or so I’ve been told…..

Abigail Clancy is some UK coke slut who landed a footballer and started dating him and touring as a WAG a couple of years ago, until a video of her doing blow was released to the media, leading to him dumping her via fax, to try to clean his image, because you know where a girl’s ripping lines, the guy she’s fuckin’ isn’t too far behind, and that’s the kind of shit pro athletes don’t really like having out there about themselves, despite the fact that most of the pro athlete’s I’ve ever seen at bars and clubs over the last 15 years, have been the first in the bathroom line, but I guess none of that matters and what does matter is that she did some shitty shoot for FHM Germany, wearing a Guns N’ Roses shirt, because Germany’s a little slow on shit, proven in David Hasselhoff’s singing success there and their failure to take over the world back in the 40s.

Brandon Davis is the greasy rich kid on coke who’s grandfather was one of the richest people in the world thanks to America being the land of opportunity. The problem with the land of opportunity is that allows people to make insane amounts of money and those people go out and have families, who leech off that success, and never work a day in their life because it’s easier to just send him checks than to listen to his cunt behavior. Yes, even his family hates him.

In this video, he is seen ramming into some SUV that belongs to Pink, what, you thought her balls would allow her to buy a sports sedan? It may be a minor accident but dude’s obviously drunk, medicated and as rich kids do, makes a bigger deal out of things than they actually are, because rich kids can’t handle stress at all, and blames it on other factors, because they can’t take responsibility for their own actions, like the paparazzi and the one girl begging to get his autograph because she recognized him from the “Lohan is only worth 6 million dollars and has a firecrotch” video, figuring he’ll be a lonely broken down child with low standards that is easy to manipulate into marriage and all she’ll have to do is deal with his whiny, rich, asshole behavior, which is a lot better than sucking cock in the back alley that she’s been doing the last 5 years, so he’s pretty much her exit strategy and her retirement plan…and who really cares.

So Britney Spears is on the promo tour in Europe and she played such prestigious venues like the UK version of American Idol called X Factor and the French version of American Idol called Star Academy. I could be wrong about these shows, but I do know that waking up at 9 am after not working for 4 days is fucking destroying my soul, like buying tickets to a Britney Spears concert hoping to see her perform live, before being fed this useless lip synching drivel. We realize she’s crazy, has no talent at that repetitive piece of womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer shit is sung by a fuckin’ robot, so it’s hard to fuckin’ sing it, especially when you are dealing with your mental illness and struggling to not shove the headset mic down her throat, not to simulate oral sex but to choke on and die, because even she knows it’s pretty much over, over , over , over, over for her…

Here’s one from a show called Star Academy….in France….

Here’s a video of her celebrating her birthday at some club called G-A-Y, which is coincidentally the same name your family calls you when you’re in the other room….I mean it is the only explanation for you never having a girlfriend, right?