So everyone’s always freaking out about this bitch Anna Faris because she’s in every sinlge Scary Movie and those are the only movies you watch and understand because you see tits in them. I used to only rent movies based on nudity, like I was some kind of virginal loser, but the reality is that I was bored of porn and was lookin’ for some obscure independent movie with live sex in it. I found a handful and now with the power of the internet you can to.

I don’t get they hype with her, but I do know she’s playing an ex-playboy bunny who gets kicked out for being to old and joins the sorority of losers to turn them all cool. It’s the kind of plot that makes me want to kill myself because it so fuckin’ bad but still managed to get produced.

Either way, here’s the slut in some tame boring fucking pictures for Details magazine, I guess she’s hoping for a legitimate career one of these days, you know wishing that the casting director will see the true artist in the body of work that she’s cataloged and not the body that’s sitting in front of him on the casting couch in a bikini.

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