Nylon is some piece of shit, too cool for school magazine, that is supposed to be on the pulse of the art, music and fashion scene and pretty much fuels the hipsters, indy rockers and electro DJs i hate by telling them what’s cool and what they should be into for the moment in their quest of trying to be cool.
It’s these pretentious elitist club of rich kids and actors who have no idea what’s up but are trying to live this bullshit fashionista lifestyle because they are empty and I have a feeling that Mischa Barton is probably friends with one of the editors or some shit and agreed to do a photoshoot because she really isn’t doing much more with herself and because it gives her that stamp of approval cuz she thinks being in the Nylon club means that she’s cool.
I think the whole thing is a waste of fucking energy and people should be worried about more important things in life. Trying to stay on top of things so that you come across as cooler than fuckin’ God is totally the opposite of being cool, because as far as I am concerned being cool means not giving a fuck about pretty much anything and naked chicks.
That said, I guess that means that Mischa Barton is halfway cool, so that means she’s on her way to being cool, but doesn’t mean she made the cut. Keep on tryin’, you sloppy fucking whore.

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