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To be hated. To be fated. To telling only lies. But my dreams they aren’t as… actually, they are as empty as my conscience seems to be.

• The Who :: “Magic Bus” (mp3)

Fuck The Secret! Emily Post, er, Kanye “Mr. Manners” West is dropping a whole book full of his patented scientificalesensce on yo head come this January. Just in time for… Christmas? You’re welcome! Let’s let the man inside the teddy bear costume tell you all about his upcoming $10 dillio:

It’s dope….10 bucks. I teamed up with co-author J. Sakiya Sandifer to make my literary debut with Thank You And You’re Welcome, an entertaining volume of “Kanye-isms “— the creative, humorous and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating my path to success. It captures the same wit, playful irony, and piercing insight found abundant in my lyrics. In Thank You And You’re Welcome! I deliver my personal message uncensored, without any five-second delay or media distortion. I’ll post some sample pages within a week…

His personal message, uncensored? Finally!!! Right!? Oh, and in case you’re wondering, J. Sakiya Sandifer is a black man. You’re welcome! (via nahright)

We don’t flickr, or twitter, or blistr, or stuttr, so this is just an exper…r.

We don’t flickr, or twitter, or blistr, or stuttr, so this is just an exper…r.

You think I’m gorgeous… You want to kiss me… You want to hug me… You want to love me… You want to smooch me… You want to hug me.

Not sure what’s funnier, the part where the kid sizes up his dad (:50), or the part where this is a McDonalds commercial for apples and caramel sauce.

• Apple Dipper or Ronald’s finger fresh out of the bung hole?

• Nutrition Facts: McDonalds Low Fat Caramel Sauce.

• Casper :: “Cha Cha Slide” (mp3)

Owen and Wes share their first, super-awkward, contractual, bi-coastal, split-screen The Darjeeling Limited interview. For MySpace? (via defamer)

Pink, pointy, and bald. Yes, Bruce Jenner. We’re talking about you.