A crunchy, corn taco shell filled with seasoned ground beef, shredded lettuce, real cheddar cheese, and sadness.

• Hudgens slams Spears and Lohan.
• Lopez defends Spears, Lohan and Hilton.
• Patterson shits on Kidman.
• P. Diddy gets pwned.
• Mike Mills gets interviewed.
• Jamie King joins Will Eisner?s The Spirit.
• Kickball, anybody?
• Fayreform lingerie.
• Stephanie Seymour at home, naked.
• David Lynch and Christian Louboutin.
• 8 pages of Bob Dylan.
• Pitchfork likes Band Of Horses.
• Letterman has Clooney and Kid Rock.
• Janani Obinski is the girl.
• Dreams are strange.

“I don’t have to defend myself. It?s laughable. The greatest revenge is true happiness. On a more interesting note, Planet Hollywood and I are up to so many wonderful projects. I’m writing my own ticket. Robert Earl has been so generous. Rick and I are truly grateful. We are toasting the casino right after we get married after my show.” (via pam)

• Joe Satriani :: “Always With Me, Always With You” Live, (mp3)

“I don’t have to defend myself. It?s laughable. The greatest revenge is true happiness. On a more interesting note, Planet Hollywood and I are up to so many wonderful projects. I’m writing my own ticket. Robert Earl has been so generous. Rick and I are truly grateful. We are toasting the casino right after we get married after my show.” (via pam)

• Joe Satriani :: “Always With Me, Always With You” Live, (mp3)

If yer old enough to remember, you may have had the same thought. Lo, and a dusty synapse farted softly in the wet deep trenchs of a brain.

According to internet lore, “She (buxom, eye-patched, polar bear-straddling Barbie, on the right) started life as a Dungeons & Dragons character played by a guy whose favorite drink was Rumplemintz Schnaps. He sent in the original rendition that was used in the early ads. Later they hired a pro to clean up the pic.”

At the bottom of the ad it says: “For an 18”x22” poster of this ad, please send $4 to Rumple Minze, P.O.Box 250-P Orange, NJ 07051.”

If you use this call me Cornelius Vandernauga.

What the f is going on in this 1967 print ad for Uniroyal’s Naugahyde fabric, featuring the infinite nightmare generating “Nauga?”

SI’s golden girl Marisa Miller graces the cover of this month’s Vegas magazine, which is a magazine devoted to all the things one can do in Las Vegas that aren’t illegal. or fun. Did we mention the intervideo?

• Marisa Miller at the 2007 Sunglasses Hut Swim Shows in Miami.

• Marisa Miller on Last Call with Carson Daly.

• marisamiller.com gets a redesign.

“I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a CAT 9000 computer. I became operational at the K.I.T.T.E.N. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Whiskers, and he taught me to meow a song. If you’d like to hear it I can meow it for you.”

Don’t have time to TiVo? Who does, anymore?! Well, don’t worry about it. Super Deluxe auteur Bob Odenkirk went ahead and taped that home makeover show A Gay Guy Wastes YourTime, starring that really fabulous and chatty gay guy, for you!!!

Yeah, Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ooooooo-oh! Ooooo-oh! Oh! (Guitar Solo)

From the guys who brought you that movie from the guys who brought you that movie from the guys who brought you that movie!!!

• So why did Brad cheat on Jen with Angelina: “Because I’m a member of the human race.” So true, Brad. So true. And spiritual.

• White Trash Battle Royale: Pam Anderson and Kid Rock are a living, breathing, tanning, boozing, fighting My Name Is Earl.

• Demetri Martin gets his own show about chairs or something.

• Wes Anderson’s first film Bottle Rocket to be Criterion Collected!

• Cinema Blend has another shitty review of Ang Lee’s Lust Caution.

• Fans of strange and beautiful R.E.M. covers unite! Once again, Stereogum has gone above and beyond the call of duty and given us Drive XV, for FREE! Just like that other group! and that other group.

• Candid shots of Krisitn Kreuk at LAX Airport. FINALLY.

• Letterman has Alec Baldwin, Conan has Tina Fey, tonight!

• The Hashshashin: Cooler than a Ninja in a bowl of hot sauce.

• Multipot: Unfortunately, contains no pot.

• Caffeine Nap: Now this sounds appealing.

• A “fixie” of hipsters. (via kottke)

• That’s going to leave a mark.