AP: The president and the bride picked “You Are So Beautiful” for their father-daughter dance, according to band leader Tyrone Smith of Nashville, Tenn. Smith and his 10-piece party band, The Tyrone Smith Revue, was asked to do “Lovin’ in My Baby’s Eyes” by Taj Mahal for the newlyweds’ first dance. Smith promised the couple a “get down” party.

• [ED. note: Jenna Bush + Henry Hager = Jenna Hager = Jager]

(l-r: Cuomo, Jonze)

“Hey, remember when I directed that video for that song off your first album? The one with all the dogs running around in slow motion?”

“Yeah, The Sweater Song.”

“Yeeeeeah. If you want to destroy my swe-

“Yep! That’s the one!”

“Yeah. Good times.”

“Yeah. Good times.”

“…”

“…”

“So, are you wor-

“I’m going bald.”

“Yeah. Me too.”

Fin.

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The Greatest Video Of All Time On The Internet…Today.

Like some piece of… meat? Kind of like, say, a fur coat? Jesus. It’s like watching someone walk into a sliding glass door.

Somebody get this woman some sax!!!

• Anistrot: Absolutely nothing to do with Jennifer Aniston or horses.

• Deeply confused Glamour model Keeley Hazell talks to the Guardian about being patronized by guys who want to see her boobs.

• Stax O’ Wax: “Vinyl sharity - soundtracks, lounge, exotica, easy-listening, celebrity vocals, and all sorts of groovy sounds from my personal collection!”

• Vice: Megan on Shot by Kern, part 1 (nsfw)

• Last Night’s Party: Chocolate Rain.

We saw the Apple Matrix Group (rhymes with Shmadioshmead) this evening. They were excellent (and jovial!), and we highly recommend that you get a ticket. The stage setup is their Wachowskiest, yet. Our most favorite aural orgasm moment: the drum roll cymbal crash 2 minutes and 41 seconds into “Bodysnatchers.” Fffffffffffpower.

• setlist

“Let this be a lesson… Behaving badly may get you on the covers of celebrity-obsessed mags and tabloids. But Hollywood won’t tolerate your shit and shouldn’t.” ~ Nikki Finke

• In an unrelated story, Heather Graham to star in something, again. Sure why not.

Josh Brolin as George W. Bush in Oliver Stone’s W. (click on pic)

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