Or you could do itunes. It’s your choice.

• Carla Bruni in Vanity Fair.

The Making Of The Pirelli Calendar 2009: Starring Daria Werbowy, Emanuela de Paula, Isabeli Fontana, Lara Stone, and other gene-freak womannequins. Photos by Peter Beard and Ricardo Corrêa, aka, the luckiest bastards on planet. (nsfw, duh)

Happy belated bullshit day! (we’ll take it!) Did you just say “srsly,” Lydia?

Again, fuck you, Gene Siskel. You’re on probation, Ebert. Wonder if that’s the kind of relationship Christian Bale has with his mother. Also, first Jimmy Fallon and now this?

• Related: Siskel vs. Ebert (thanks, jay)

DVDactive has the details on Universal Home Video’s 50th Anniversary edition of Orson Welles’ noir masterpiece, Touch Of Evil.

The 2-disc set will include a restored version (1 Hour 51 Minutes), the theatrical version (1 Hour 36 Minutes), and a preview version (1 Hour 49 Minutes) of the film. Each will be presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen, along with English Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono tracks. As well as all of the features listed below, the release will include a replication of Orson Welles’ Legendary 58-Page Memo to the Studio.

"The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor - and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot." ~ An Insider

Yes. That is Kristen Wiig.

Even more at GQ.

Hands down (ha) our favorite Rosario Dawson pictures ever. His too.

Former world’s greatest hand model J.P. Prewitt and 2004 Sports Illustrated Fresh Face Contest winner Michelle Lombardo film a scene of the hit-ish Showtime program Californication. We think. Right, Tea?