It could not look any better than this.

According to shocktilyoudrop.com, “Diora Baird, Shannon Elizabeth and Monica Keena have joined the cast of Night of the Demons, a remake of the 1988 horror flick by Kevin Tenney. Elizabeth is set to play Angela, a possessed party hostess who makes things a living hell for her friends.”

(via joblo)

Previously:

• Diora Baird in Playboy (nsfw)
• Diora Baird in Esquire (nsfw)
• Diora Baird in FHM (nsfw)

Previously: Stephanie Seymour in POP, Part I, II, III

Claire Danes on top, Brooke Hogan on bottom.

(teaser)

If the acting thing doesn’t work out, she can always fall back on voice-over work for future animated Kathleen Turner projects. YouTube it.

• Previously: Supercutie

Reminds us a little of the classic Cooking On The LSD.

“Competitors can stick their hands down an opponent’s pants for a better grip, so olive oil is applied liberally down there too.” (spiegel)

Variety is on it, now. Really, really, really good news aside for a second, how long has this picture been on the internet?! Meeeooooooooow.

“Once upon a time there was a retard.” (via skeetonmischa)