Watch your back, Samuel L. Jackson.

• Not even cold in the ground

Meet Jillian.

• American Idol is about to enter its 8th season on Fox, why would we be surprised?

• Quentin Tarantino based much of Kill Bill on the 1973 revenge film Lady Snowblood. See?

• 30 Things You Already Knew About Oasis But The British Press Is Going To Tell You About Them, Again, Anyway.

• Paper interviews mom, muse and paintress Rachel Fienstein.

• Naughty Little Donkeys: 80% of Craig Ferguson’s show, including the opening monologue, is improvised, on any given night.

• Pitchfork talks to future ex Mr. Agyness Deyn, Albert Hammond, Jr.

• Michelangelo Antonioni, the director of Blow-Up, L’Avventura and The Passenger starved himself to death?

• Project Runway: Terri is one chic bitch, and the only reason we’re tuning in at all.

• Mad Men's very own B-52 Bomber Joan Holloway (Christina Hendricks) is not a natural redhead.

• Netflix: Members in and around Atlanta, Georgia are currently embarrassing the hell out of non-members in and around Atlanta, Georgia with these titles.

• Playboy: “We wondered how our models would look in these skintight swimsuits for the space age, especially compared to years past.” Of course you did.

• Vice: Four naked women that are not my wife and one naked woman who is. (nsfw)

• Antscape Painting: These have been around for a while, but there are some new ones in there, too.

• jaumedelaiguana.com: Note to all aspiring photographers: do not put music on your website. No one wants to hear it.

• Magda has a problem with celebrities…

• Homestarrunner: See me after this email.

• Next Stop: Maldives!

• The Morphie Juice Pack for iPhone 3G is available for pre-order.

• All Ferraris from 1948 - 2000.

• Join the club, rioandleo.

• Exactly.

Beat that, opening ceremonies for the next 500 years.

(click on pic)

(The can of beans is just to show scale. Please don’t read anything in to it. There’s absolutely no correlation between Hills beauty Audrina Patridge and a can of delicious La Sierra refried beans with chipotle. None.)

According to their website,

Six Degrees magazine is a powerful pocket-sized 192-page (free) publication dedicated to fashion and entertainment. We spare no cost in paper, printing or design quality so as to ensure the collectability of our magazine.

Six Degrees: You’re best known for being the gorgeous brunette on The Hills, yet in a picture of you as homecoming queen you have blonde hair. Were you bleaching your hair at the tender age of 15?

Audrina: No! That’s my real color. I’ve been dying my hair and eyebrows darker since I was 18.

• Audrina Patridge in Six Degrees Magazine

Previously

• Audrina Patridge and friends at a “public pool.” (For some strange reason, these pictures remind us of Dizzy Gillespie.)

• Audrina Patridge at the 3rd Annual VH1 Rock Honors

“Velvet Revolver, you say? Hmmm. I have an anal bleaching/tanning session at 2pm, scrotal rejuvie at 3:15 and a hair tousling appointment with Chad at 4:30, but anytime after that would be splendid, I’m sure!”

(thanks to heartonastick)

From Rolling Stone:

At one point, Downey’s Lazarus says, “I know who I am. I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude,” which is a perfect line for Downey to have to deliver, because in a sense, his own identity, and who he really is, has long been up for grabs. Only two years ago, he looked at himself and his situation this way: “I’m not an actor. It’s my day job, and I learned how to hustle it really good. [But] it’s a hustle. I got some fuckin’ juice, man, I got some tools… . I learned some shit. I learned shit on the streets. It was providence, dude, and proximity to where I could get my grift on… . This is fuckin’ gypsy heaven, dude - there’s a million suckers out here.”

Let’s just get this out of the way. Laddies and webboys, her name is Emma Frain, and she’s the budding, busty, Brit babe on the magascene. Her look is a little Jodie Marsh, by way of Maggie Gyllenhaal and the tanning bed, so she’s no Keeley, Lucy, Michelle, Seren, or Sophia. However, Lady Frain has zero problem with losing her kit for the camera, so you shouldn’t have a problem with it, either. (nsfw)

Previously

• Emma Frain in Front magazine. (nsfw)

• Emma Frain plays topless Wii Fit. (nsfw)

• Emma Frain at zootoday.com. (nsfw)

The new album, Only By Night, will be released September 23rd.

September 23 New York, NY Webster Hall w/The Whigs

October (w/The Stills and We Are Scientists)

11 Las Vegas, NV The Joint
12 San Diego, CA House of Blues
15 Los Angeles, CA Nokia Theatre
17, 18 San Francisco, CA Warfield Theatre
20 Seattle, WA Paramount Theatre
21 Portland, OR Schnitzer Hall
23 Denver, CO The Fillmore Auditorium
25 Austin, TX Austin Music Hall
26 Oklahoma City, OK Bricktown Events Center
28 Houston, TX Verizon Wireless Theater
29 Dallas, TX Palladium Ballroom
31 Chicago, IL Aragon Ballroom

November (w/The Whigs and We Are Scientists)

1 Minneapolis, MN Orpheum Theatre
3 St. Louis, MO The Pageant
5 Milwaukee, WI The Eagles Ballroom
7 Toronto, ONT Kool Haus
8 Detroit, MI The Fillmore
10 Washington, DC DAR Constitution Hall
12 Boston, MA Orpheum Theatre
15 Philadelphia, PA Electric Factory Ballroom
18 Atlanta, GA The Tabernacle
19 Nashville, TN Nashville Municipal Auditorium

“Hell, he has things goin’ on all over the place. The magnitude of the things Ben had his hands on, and the grace and the dexterity, -I’m like, ‘Dude, how are you not blowing a gasket?’ He loves it. No doubt. The guy’s not working to retire. That’s for sure.” ~ Matthew McConaughey