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Uma Thurman Is See Through To The Nipple

Uma Thurman was at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks concert last night showing off her sloppy flapjacks in a see-through dress. Now, I wish I could get excited over seeing a little Uma Thurman nipple action, but I just can?t. She reminds me too much of an ostrich, and those things scare the hell out me. Anyway, if Uma is your type of bird, enjoy.

Somebody pinch me, because I must be dreaming. Is that really Stacy Keibler, Megan Fox, and Autumn Reeser all posing together at the Tart Spring 2008 Mercedes Benz Fashion show. That?s like the ultimate lesbian fantasy! I know I said just a few days ago that Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba were the ultimate lesbian fantasy, but this has got to be the ultimate ultimate lesbian fantasy. The only thing that could make this picture better is if Scarlett and Jessica were in it too. Or better yet, if you added Keeley Hazell and Lucy Pinder on top of that. OK, I’d better stop there; I could go on forever.

Pania Rose Picture Moment

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No, this isn?t déjà vu. These are new pictures of Heidi Montag in the same pink bikini she was wearing a few weeks ago. As you can see, Heidi is doing all kinds of weird facial expressions while posing for her douche fiancé, which comes across as very amateur porn-like. Good thing for Heidi I?m all about amateur porn! Bring it on, I love talentless ho’s!

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Phew! That was a close call. Usually, celebrity upskirts are welcome here on Hollywood Tuna, but not when it comes to my future wife and classy little lady Rachel Bilson. That area is for my eyes only! (Ok, and maybe Hayden Christensen?s too.) Unfortunately, Rachel has yet to contact me for our first date, which is throwing off the whole Rachel Bilson -box viewing exclusivity. But don?t worry, I?m a patient guy. There?s no need to rush destiny.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Victoria Beckham Is A Wonder

I don?t care what other people say, but when you put Victoria Beckham in a tight tanktop, it?s like witnessing the Grand Canyon, the Northern Lights and the Great Barrier Reef all rolled into one. It’s just that amazing. Sure, Posh?s funbags are not ?natural wonders,? so to speak, but neither were the Egyptian pyramids, and hey, they?re pretty nice to look at as well.

Photos: SplashNewsOline

Lindsay Lohan Boots Were Made For?

Here?s Lindsay Lohan heading out for a night on the town looking like a respectable working girl. And when I say working girl, I mean whore. But a respectable whore nonetheless… I mean, check out those f-me boots: that?s real leather! You wouldn?t find that on some street walker. They only wear that plastic crap, and let me tell you, after a few hours in them, feet begin to stink. Or so I?ve heard… Honest!.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Adriana Karembeu Picture Moment

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Here?s British babe Kelly Brook at the launch of her new perfume. Now, I know most of guys aren’t too familiar with Kelly, but that?s where I come in: to keep you up to date with all the unknown hotties. Unfortunately, today you’ll have to look her up on Wikipedia on your own. There’s no way I can continue this post when I?ve just witnessed the greatest cleavage ever? and probably the best-smelling too. Enjoy.

Elizabeth Hurley Is Ageless

There?s one thing that never seems to age on Elizabeth Hurley. Can you guess what it is? If you answered her face, then you?re a complete moron and have to leave the site immediately. Seriously, I?m not kidding. Get lost!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, PacificCoastNews

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