• Jenna Jameson's weight loss is upsetting fans. That's fans, plural.

• Paris Hilton's attorney goes on yet another attack defending his client's genital health and pill intake.

• Tom Cruise's first move to resurrect goodwill of the public: play a Nazi.

• Larry Birkhead continues milking Anna Nicole story, to the tune of $650k in legal bills.

• Kevin Connolly and Haylie Duff get close enough on a red carpet to fuel rumors of them being together.

• Adding to earlier reports of a budding romance, we spotted Josh Hartnett and Penelope Cruz entering cheesesteak factory Wogie's in the West Village with a third, unidentified guest.

• Jenna Jameson's weight loss is upsetting fans. That's fans, plural.

• Paris Hilton's attorney goes on yet another attack defending his client's genital health and pill intake.

• Tom Cruise's first move to resurrect goodwill of the public: play a Nazi.

• Larry Birkhead continues milking Anna Nicole story, to the tune of $650k in legal bills.

• Kevin Connolly and Haylie Duff get close enough on a red carpet to fuel rumors of them being together.

• Adding to earlier reports of a budding romance, we spotted Josh Hartnett and Penelope Cruz entering cheesesteak factory Wogie's in the West Village with a third, unidentified guest.

• Jenna Jameson's weight loss is upsetting fans. That's fans, plural.

• Paris Hilton's attorney goes on yet another attack defending his client's genital health and pill intake.

• Tom Cruise's first move to resurrect goodwill of the public: play a Nazi.

• Larry Birkhead continues milking Anna Nicole story, to the tune of $650k in legal bills.

• Kevin Connolly and Haylie Duff get close enough on a red carpet to fuel rumors of them being together.

• Adding to earlier reports of a budding romance, we spotted Josh Hartnett and Penelope Cruz entering cheesesteak factory Wogie's in the West Village with a third, unidentified guest.

• Jenna Jameson's weight loss is upsetting fans. That's fans, plural.

• Paris Hilton's attorney goes on yet another attack defending his client's genital health and pill intake.

• Tom Cruise's first move to resurrect goodwill of the public: play a Nazi.

• Larry Birkhead continues milking Anna Nicole story, to the tune of $650k in legal bills.

• Kevin Connolly and Haylie Duff get close enough on a red carpet to fuel rumors of them being together.

• Adding to earlier reports of a budding romance, we spotted Josh Hartnett and Penelope Cruz entering cheesesteak factory Wogie's in the West Village with a third, unidentified guest.

Because Larry Birkhead's Anna Nicole Smith saga ceases to end, so too will that of Frederick von Anhalt, better known as Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, who claims to have had an affair with Smith and may also be the father of baby Dannielynn.

Cue Inside Edition, hopeful to get in on the ratings fun The Insider and Entertainment Tonight have enjoyed (and paid for). We hear IE strapped down von Anhalt to a polygraph test on Friday at 2pm — a time frame agreed upon so he could keep a lunch date with the wife, says a source.

Meanwhile, an insider claims Zsa Zsa has no idea her husband submitted to a lie detector test. But when the results are announced on Tuesday's show, perhaps Frederick will have the decency to invite her to tune in.

• Sam Zell's new Tribune Co. will be hesitant to give away online content for free. Just like Pinch used to be!

• Why are so many folks hoping Conde Nast's $125 million Portfolio will bomb? We can think of one hundred twenty five million reasons.

• OK! and Hello publisher Richard Desmond hops out of bed with People for a few minutes to launch a Spanish competitor to People en Espanol.

• Checking in with Meredith Vieria. And the Today show's slipping ratings.

• With Katie Couric on the cover, at last we discover More's target demographic: Women in their 50s who still think they can start over.

• Bidders for Primedia's stable of magazines – that have something to do with auto racing and horses – shrinks. Also shrinking: the $1b asking price.

• Fewer and fewer excuses to continue paying Russell Crowe so much.

• Detained British sailors get the Hot Or Not treatment by HuffPo.

Jossip advertiser and ABC late night show host Jimmy Kimmel stepped in for Larry King over the weekend and, among the more rousing topics (of which there are many when compared to King's lazy fare), was the subject of paparazzi and celebrity stalking. Enter Gawker's Emily Gould, guest talking head and liaison between viewers and Gawker Stalker, the site's celeb mapping feature that accounts for a decent portion of the site's measured readership.

Despite what you may think, not all New York bloggers – and not all New York media bloggers – know each other. But we've heard at least two, maybe three, unsolicited compliments about Ms. Gould since her tenure began steering Nick Denton's ship of new media celebrity, so it pains us to say: The most worthwhile part of the interview – besides witnessing a host of Larry King Live ask questions not prepared by the guest's publicist – takes place somewhere between Gould's face expressing disbelief and amazement.

At not having the right answers.

With a name like Bambi Francisco, you're bound to get into trouble. And sure enough, the MarketWatch columnist whose name is tied to "Carmen Sandiego" in some back alley in our brain found out how to earn a rap sheet: by using her MarketWatch byline to promote start-up companies she featured on Vator.tv, an independent venture of hers that offers start-up companies the chance to beg for VC funding.

Her bosses gave her the OK to run Vator during her MarketWatch tenure, so long as the two projects never crossed paths. And then she went and wrote about Peter Thiel, a PayPal co-founder, current venture capitalist, and biz partner with Bambi on Vator.tv. And now she's resigned.

It makes you think: If only a certain other MW personality had a project on the side he could get fired for.

I had previously admired Jake Gyllenhaal, but after reading the interview with him in your Feburary issue, my opinion has changed. For him to say, "And sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered" is appalling. I will never spend money for another one of his films.

— Roslyn Krause of West Hollywood, California, in the April GQ's letters section

• Buy FuckedCompany.com. Then report on how stupid a mistake that was on FuckedCompany.com.

• Candace Trunzo's Star magazine cuts 10% from its rate base, leaving just 1.35 million readers wondering when Bonnie Fuller is jumping.

• NYT shareholders should refrain from voting to show their power, recommends advisory firm ISS. Yeah, that'll show the Sulzbergers!

• TV networks ban eBay advertising auction scheme, pissed they didn't think of it first.

• MSNBC delves into Top Model territory.

• Life magazine's EKG registers another blip.

• Blog growth growing, says Technorati. Blog growth slowing, says Technorati.