• Gina Glockson inexplicably loses out to her skanky, bug-eyed and well-coiffed competitors.

• Was Joseph Gordon Levitt's pap smear real or staged?

• Quentin Tarantino made out with four lovely ladies at Butter. Which is, admittedly, a huge step up from hitting on MTV interns at the premiere of My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

• Between her crappy reality TV series and her (presumably) crappy upcoming memoirs, L'il Kim's 5 minutes in prison could turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to her!

• Tinsley Mortimer and Chloe Sevigny BFF? Tins possibly being enlightened on what it's really like to go down on Vincent Gallo?

• George Clooney confuses lemonade stand with Starbucks, spends $20 quenching his thirst.

• Gina Glockson inexplicably loses out to her skanky, bug-eyed and well-coiffed competitors.

• Was Joseph Gordon Levitt's pap smear real or staged?

• Quentin Tarantino made out with four lovely ladies at Butter. Which is, admittedly, a huge step up from hitting on MTV interns at the premiere of My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

• Between her crappy reality TV series and her (presumably) crappy upcoming memoirs, L'il Kim's 5 minutes in prison could turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to her!

• Tinsley Mortimer and Chloe Sevigny BFF? Tins possibly being enlightened on what it's really like to go down on Vincent Gallo?

• George Clooney confuses lemonade stand with Starbucks, spends $20 quenching his thirst.

• Gina Glockson inexplicably loses out to her skanky, bug-eyed and well-coiffed competitors.

• Was Joseph Gordon Levitt's pap smear real or staged?

• Quentin Tarantino made out with four lovely ladies at Butter. Which is, admittedly, a huge step up from hitting on MTV interns at the premiere of My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

• Between her crappy reality TV series and her (presumably) crappy upcoming memoirs, L'il Kim's 5 minutes in prison could turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to her!

• Tinsley Mortimer and Chloe Sevigny BFF? Tins possibly being enlightened on what it's really like to go down on Vincent Gallo?

• George Clooney confuses lemonade stand with Starbucks, spends $20 quenching his thirst.

• Gina Glockson inexplicably loses out to her skanky, bug-eyed and well-coiffed competitors.

• Was Joseph Gordon Levitt's pap smear real or staged?

• Quentin Tarantino made out with four lovely ladies at Butter. Which is, admittedly, a huge step up from hitting on MTV interns at the premiere of My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

• Between her crappy reality TV series and her (presumably) crappy upcoming memoirs, L'il Kim's 5 minutes in prison could turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to her!

• Tinsley Mortimer and Chloe Sevigny BFF? Tins possibly being enlightened on what it's really like to go down on Vincent Gallo?

• George Clooney confuses lemonade stand with Starbucks, spends $20 quenching his thirst.

• Gina Glockson inexplicably loses out to her skanky, bug-eyed and well-coiffed competitors.

• Was Joseph Gordon Levitt's pap smear real or staged?

• Quentin Tarantino made out with four lovely ladies at Butter. Which is, admittedly, a huge step up from hitting on MTV interns at the premiere of My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

• Between her crappy reality TV series and her (presumably) crappy upcoming memoirs, L'il Kim's 5 minutes in prison could turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to her!

• Tinsley Mortimer and Chloe Sevigny BFF? Tins possibly being enlightened on what it's really like to go down on Vincent Gallo?

• George Clooney confuses lemonade stand with Starbucks, spends $20 quenching his thirst.

• Gina Glockson inexplicably loses out to her skanky, bug-eyed and well-coiffed competitors.

• Was Joseph Gordon Levitt's pap smear real or staged?

• Quentin Tarantino made out with four lovely ladies at Butter. Which is, admittedly, a huge step up from hitting on MTV interns at the premiere of My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

• Between her crappy reality TV series and her (presumably) crappy upcoming memoirs, L'il Kim's 5 minutes in prison could turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to her!

• Tinsley Mortimer and Chloe Sevigny BFF? Tins possibly being enlightened on what it's really like to go down on Vincent Gallo?

• George Clooney confuses lemonade stand with Starbucks, spends $20 quenching his thirst.

• Gina Glockson inexplicably loses out to her skanky, bug-eyed and well-coiffed competitors.

• Was Joseph Gordon Levitt's pap smear real or staged?

• Quentin Tarantino made out with four lovely ladies at Butter. Which is, admittedly, a huge step up from hitting on MTV interns at the premiere of My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

• Between her crappy reality TV series and her (presumably) crappy upcoming memoirs, L'il Kim's 5 minutes in prison could turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to her!

• Tinsley Mortimer and Chloe Sevigny BFF? Tins possibly being enlightened on what it's really like to go down on Vincent Gallo?

• George Clooney confuses lemonade stand with Starbucks, spends $20 quenching his thirst.

• Gina Glockson inexplicably loses out to her skanky, bug-eyed and well-coiffed competitors.

• Was Joseph Gordon Levitt's pap smear real or staged?

• Quentin Tarantino made out with four lovely ladies at Butter. Which is, admittedly, a huge step up from hitting on MTV interns at the premiere of My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

• Between her crappy reality TV series and her (presumably) crappy upcoming memoirs, L'il Kim's 5 minutes in prison could turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to her!

• Tinsley Mortimer and Chloe Sevigny BFF? Tins possibly being enlightened on what it's really like to go down on Vincent Gallo?

• George Clooney confuses lemonade stand with Starbucks, spends $20 quenching his thirst.

• Gina Glockson inexplicably loses out to her skanky, bug-eyed and well-coiffed competitors.

• Was Joseph Gordon Levitt's pap smear real or staged?

• Quentin Tarantino made out with four lovely ladies at Butter. Which is, admittedly, a huge step up from hitting on MTV interns at the premiere of My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

• Between her crappy reality TV series and her (presumably) crappy upcoming memoirs, L'il Kim's 5 minutes in prison could turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to her!

• Tinsley Mortimer and Chloe Sevigny BFF? Tins possibly being enlightened on what it's really like to go down on Vincent Gallo?

• George Clooney confuses lemonade stand with Starbucks, spends $20 quenching his thirst.

• Gina Glockson inexplicably loses out to her skanky, bug-eyed and well-coiffed competitors.

• Was Joseph Gordon Levitt's pap smear real or staged?

• Quentin Tarantino made out with four lovely ladies at Butter. Which is, admittedly, a huge step up from hitting on MTV interns at the premiere of My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

• Between her crappy reality TV series and her (presumably) crappy upcoming memoirs, L'il Kim's 5 minutes in prison could turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to her!

• Tinsley Mortimer and Chloe Sevigny BFF? Tins possibly being enlightened on what it's really like to go down on Vincent Gallo?

• George Clooney confuses lemonade stand with Starbucks, spends $20 quenching his thirst.