ICH MAG ES EBEN SEXY!!!

Rihanna takes it off for a bikini shoot in the September 2007 issue of Germany’s Maxim magazine.

“I just like it sexy,” Rihanna said to the magazine.

The R&B songstress is currently on crutches after a disastrous run-in with… a chair.

Rihanna also recently teamed up with Totes to launching her own line of umbrella, priced from $14.99 to $50. You can check out her rain gear collection here.

You can stand under my umbrella anytime, Rihanna.

Ashley Olsen attends at the LORAC Cosmetics/miss davenporte Showstopper Launch party held at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles on Friday.

Ashley, 21, spent some extra time with dynamic duo Christina Ehrlich and Estee Stanley, the L.A. stylists and designers behind the label.

Earlier this week, twin sister Mary-Kate attended the premiere of Weeds, the HBO series MK is starring in this upcoming fall.

A braless Victoria Beckham is spotted leaving her home in Beverly Hills on Thursday afternoon.

According to the NY Daily News, the Britney Spears allegedly stormed out of the celeb-friendly Chateau Marmont earlier this week when she was told the only table available was next to perky Posh.

Poor Posh, I’m sure she’s crushed. Tear, tear.

As for David’s Sunday Major League Soccer match in Toronto, things are still up in the air. “As far as we know, he is coming to Toronto and we hope he is healthy enough to play,” Toronto business operations manager Paul Beirne said. “The fact of the matter is his status is day to day, his team is in the middle of a three-game road trip and we haven’t gotten an official word of whether he will play or not.”

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• Catherine Zeta-Jones gets sexy David Letterman.
• Jerry Maguire’sJonathan Lipnicki looks way buff
• Lindsay Lohan is stuck on step #1.
• Jessica Alba calls it quits with Cash Warren
• Nicole Richie will sit down with Diane Sawyer next week!
• Michelle Rodriguez is always so gangsta
• Jordan introduces Princess Tiaami
• Celebrity Bobbleheads!
• Isla Fisher confirms the obvious.
• Colorful 80’s sunglasses are coming back.
• Heidi Montag’s fitness secrets revealed.
• Lindsay Lohan?s uncle says the actress ?was just trying to help out? her former assistant when she was arrested early Tuesday morning. Chris Sullivan says that Lindsay?s former assistant, Tarin Graham, is a ?problem individual? and that she and her mother are letting Lindsay take the fall.
• OK! reports this week that Britney Spears? meltdown prompted Kevin Federline to renew efforts to gain sole custody of their children. He spent three hours with his lawyer Monday discussing options to get the kids out of Brit?s care after hearing about her antics at the shoot. Meanwhile The Post ran photos of Britney preparing for the photo shoot that last Thursday.
• ?I feel like everyone as a human being on this Earth has a responsibility to give back and make this world a better place,? said Paris Hilton when The Insider asked her thoughts on troubled stars like Lindsay Lohan.
• Roberto Cavalli has teamed up with H&M to produce a line that will hit stores this November.

Sienna Miller strolls around NYC’s SoHo and grabs a cup of coffee on Thursday with equally stylish big sister Savannah. (Below, Sienna, in a leopard-print scarf, and Savannah are pictured together out and about New York City on Tuesday.)

Savannah, a graduate of Central Saint Martins school of design, is the co-designer of the Miller sisters? fashion line, Twenty8Twelve, which is in reference to Sienna?s birthday, December 28. Pepe jeans owner Carlos Ortega is backing this endeavor financially.

The collection will reportedly hit Bergdorf Goodman and Neiman Marcus soon!

Super-studly dad Ryan Phillippe takes his two kids — Ava, 7, and Deacon, 3 — down Bedford Drive in downtown Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Ryan doesn’t look very happy to see paparazzi… but nothing compared to how pissed wife Reese Witherspoon looked back in May!

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Wife-less U2 frontman Bono soaks in the sun with two lovely ladies — actress Penelope Cruz and former supermodel Helena Christensen — on Thursday at the Club 55 harbor in Saint Tropez, France.

Bono is one lucky man!!

The trio was seen leaving the VIP Room at 4AM looking very friendly with each other. Bono, 47, was seen taking them each by the hand and helping them board their private boat. The weather down there looks spectacular!!

Ex-lovers Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow are reportedly teaming up again for political drama Dirty Tricks, according to Page Six.

Dirty Tricks focuses on the aftermath of the Watergate scandal, where the wife of Richard Nixon’s attorney general comes to her husband’s defense.

Pitt will play John Dean, US government official and White House counsel to Nixon. Paltrow will play Pitt’s wife, Maureen Dean.

The film, set for a 2008 release, also stars Annette Bening, Meryl Streep and Sharon Stone.

Dirty Tricks will be directed by the genius Ryan Murphy (Nip/Tuck, Running with Scissors).

Catherine Zeta-Jones looked stunning in a red spangled-sequin starburst microdress by Emanuel Ungaro at the NY premiere of No Reservations on Wednesday. The 37-year-old Welsh actress finished off her look with strappy black shoes, minimal bling and a black handbag.

To the right, Belarusian supermodel Maryna Linchuk.

Who wore it best — CATHERINE ZETA-JONES or THE RUNWAY MODEL?

Baby Phat’s baby fashion!

Fashion sisters Ming, 7, and Aoki, almost 5, (daughters of Kimora Lee and ex-hubby-to-be Russell Simmons) unveil their signature fashion collection “Ming and Aoki” with an over-the-top fashion show and tea party to celebrate the latest designing duo.

The Baby Phat signature collection for girls used a Candy Land themed décor for their runway show at the Baby Phat showroom on Wednesday in New York City.

10+ pictures inside from Ming & Aoki’s clothing collection show…