Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel have been ordered by the Screen Actor's Guild to walk off the North Carolina set off their new movie, directed by the cantankerous David O. Russell, because of financing issues.

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Production is only half-way completed. It remains uncertain if/when filming will resume.

For those of you with a good memory (or not), David O. Russell is that scary director that got into a huge fight with Lily Tomlin (caught on tape) on the set of his last movie.

David Archuleta's overbearing stage father has been banned from American Idol.

The dad from hell will still be allowed to sit in the audiences during taping days, but that's it. He won't be allowed backstage or at rehearsals.

Producers are said to be fed up with Jeff Archuleta's shady ways, and other contestants were reportedly creeped out by him.

Let's hope David's dad is just like Joe Simpson and not Joe Jackson!

"You sang off-key. You're getting the belt!"

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Haven't we learned yet????

You don't fuck with the tax man!

The Rev. Al Sharpton and his business entities owe the gov $1.5 million in back taxes.

Wonder if there's any more room in Wesley Snipes' jail???

We're not sure how we feel about this!

Not only does Madonna charge upwards of $300 for the best seats on her tour, but now she wants a piece of the ticket scalpers' pie.

Yup!

Ticket scalpers (or "brokers" as they like to be called) buy up the majority of concert tickets, leaving many die hard fans to turn to other venues to buy their tix.

Now, Madonna is going into bed with the enemy!

Her Madgesty is the first artist to make a deal with StubHub, which is owned by eBay and lets people legally scalp (or "resell") their concert tickets.

M will get a base fee PLUS a cut of all the ticket sales.

So, in theory, the higher U pay for your ticket on StubHub, the more money she makes.

Why would Madonna (or anyone) wanna encourage ticket scalping/reselling????

Money isn't everything in life!

It's official!

Speed Racer has bombed!

The film took in an extremely disappointing $6.6 million on Friday.

It is expected to take in an embarrassing $23-24 million for the weekend.

Earlier this week, Warner Bros. was expected its film to make in the 30s. Last week, the number was in the 40s. Unfortunately, it's gonna debut in the low 20s.

Iron Man, on the other hand, opened to about $100 million last weekend and it's expected to remain #1 this weekend.

Good reviews probably helped that film and the shiteous ones probably hurt Speed Racer.

Warner Bros. spent close to $200 mill to make Speed Racer. They better make a ton of cash internationally, or else some heads will roll!

If you're a glutton for punishment, click here to watch the first 8 minutes of Speed Racer.

Bomb!

David Hasselhoff wants his ex-wife, Pamela Bach, to pay a $8,400 lawyer bill he incurred fighting her in divorce court.

Bitchslap!

The Hoff filed papers with the LA County Courts on Wednesday asking that the $8,400 be deducted from the $1 million he's already been ordered to pay her.

He was also ordered to pay Bach $21,000 a month in spousal support and a total of $4,000 in child support for the couple's teenage daughters.

Divorce is expensive!

Can't knock The Hoff for trying to save money where he can!

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As we mentioned yesterday, some crazy ladies on the East coast gave Dina Lohan an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island.

Ha ha! HAAAAA!!!!!!!

We still can't help but laugh.

And it seems we aren't the only ones that find it crazy. Ex-hubby Michael Lohan had a few words to say about Dina and her award.

Michael says, "Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court."

And the drama begins again.

We love you Poppa Lohan!

Michael continued, "She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling 'Oh, [bleep],' when she saw the paparazzi."

According to Michael, it turns out Dina was supposed to have attended their weekly family therapy appointment this week and didn't show in order to go to the award ceremony.

To that Dina responded, "He's a loose cannon. We speak to a therapist once a week and I'm not required to be there. My kids want me there, so I go. Obviously with our [TV] show and the event, [daughter] Ali and I rescheduled. I've allowed him visitation once a week, so I don't understand why he's doing this. He's jealous that I got the award. He even called the organizers and tried to talk them out of giving it to me."

The organizers should have listened!

We bet they probably just wanted the publicity, though. Smart PR people.

Dina's theory is that Michael is just using the media to try and communicate with her, since she has a restraining order against him until 2011.

She adds, "He's using the media to talk to me. I'm getting nervous. Lindsay came to town two weeks ago and wanted security guys there in case he showed up. His parole officer needs to see what he's doing and realize that he cannot address me directly or indirectly. He wears a tracking device and they'll know if he comes anywhere near me. He's on a mission to destroy me."

Restraining orders. Conspiracy theories. Shit talking.

We loves it!

This shit better be on Orange Oprah's crappy reality show!

Stay tuned for more Lohan vs Lohan.

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Yes, it really is that bad!

The reviews are in and critics are shredding the new Speed Racer film to pieces.

USA Today gave it a whopping 1 and 1/2 stars.

And, the Associated Press is saying, "In adapting the 1960s Japanese anime television series, writer-directors Larry and Andy Wachowski have created a noisy, overlong, mind-numbing extravaganza that seems tailor-made for nobody but themselves and their twisted sensibilities. At two hours and 15 minutes, it's way too long for little kids, the only ones for whom this explosion at a crayon factory would seem even vaguely entertaining. Adults seeking the nostalgia of their own childhood will just be disappointed, because Speed Racer the movie bears little resemblance to Speed Racer the TV cartoon."

Sucks for them!

At least the new Batman movie seems promising!

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And he gets even richer!

David Beckham is worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Though he got a huge payday when he joined the Los Angeles Galaxy, the soccer stud makes his big money through endorsements.

The Brit's latest partnership is with Sharpie. Becks is their new spokeswhore and just shot a commercial (above) for the brand, which will begin airing globally in July.

Ronnie's gonna have to work a little bit harder!