Wearing a surgical mask, a hat and some weird shit underneath it, Michael Jackson is pushed around in a wheelchair earlier this week during a visit to a Las Vegas bookstore earlier this week.

This is probably his idea of fun!

How is he gonna moonwalk across a stage to repay his debts when he can't even walk????

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Tobey Maguire pulled a total Leo DiCaprio douche move as he was leaving Madeo's restaurant in Los Angeles on Wednesday night and the paparazzi started snapping away.

Well, the flashes were too much for his sensitive eyes and…

THIS mini-meltdown ensued!

Miley Cyrus has a wax statue of herself already!

Madame Tussauds in London unveiled the figure on Thursday.

They got her chipmunk teeth down perfectly!

They're just making wax statues of anyone these days.

When is Cindy Landon getting hers????

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Olivia Newton-John had a secret wedding this past weekend. For real.

The Australian singer/actress/icon married 49-year-old Australian entrepreneur John Easterling in a ceremony at her home in Malibu, California.

Guests thought they were attending an Independence Day party, but the couple surprised everyone by getting married.

In 2005, Newton-John's then boyfriend of nine years went missing after a fishing trip. He's presumed dead.

Lovely to see Olivia find happiness again.

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The reverend was on Good Morning America today talking about Barack, of course.

Click here to check out his appearance!

There is no beef!

Despite Jesse Jackson's hurtful comments, Barack Obama has accepted his apology.

"He of course accepts Rev. Jackson's apology," Obama campaign spokesman Bill Burton said.

It's water under the bridge!

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Jesse Jackson said he wanted to cut Barack Obama's "nuts out".

As we mentioned previously, Jackson said some 'crude' stuff into a Fox News mic he didn't realize was 'on'.

The nuts comment is indeed totally crude!

Also, Rev J apparently doesn't like the way Obama talks down to black people.

During the 'reveal', Fox News talk star Bill O'Reilly noted that Fox actually held back and didn't air the entire Jackson tirade.

We were a bit floored!

Fox practiced discretion?!????

The Reverend apologized before the exact comments went public.

But, we all really know how he feels now!

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She's pulled a Mimi!

The National Enquirer reports in a splashy new cover that Cher has gone and gotten married!

And, as you would expect of her, she's wed a much much younger man!

The diva married a non-famous dude aged 36 (seen above).

She's 62!

The wedding took place in Vegas, and - thankfully - she's said to have made the former Hell's Angels dude sign a prenup.

Congrats, we guess!

OK! magazine is all about Jamie Lynn Spears and child this week.

Amongst the many pics in the issue is this gem.

We're feeling a bit like T.R. Knight for saying this, but….

We're having a hard time concentrating on mother and daughter cuz that babydaddy Casey, almost 20 years old, is so damn hot!

Madonna's on the cover of more celeb mags again this week.

This story just won't die.

We're sure she's thrilled!

You can't ignore this.