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Carmen Electra performs for the lezbots at the Dinah Shore women's gathering in Palm Springs this past weekend. Lucy Lawless also entertained the ladies.

Fergie is in the new May issue of Playboy.

Though she's practically naked on stage, she keeps her clothes on but does give a very revealing interview to the men's mag.

On pissing herself onstage - ( you remember this pic):
"Embarrassment. Everyone told me not to talk about it, but I wanted to call people and tell them what had happened. I was advised not to, and I didn't for a while. Now I'm just honest about it. It's embarrassing, but you just have to let it go at some point."

On meeting boyfriend Josh Duhamel because of his naughty dream:
"I met him on his show. I had read in a magazine that he had a naughty dream about me. All my friends knew about him because he had been a soap-opera star. I'm not into soap operas, but they told me, 'You gotta go out with him. Do it for the group. Take one for the team.' Time went by, and I saw on the schedule that we were taping a show called Las Vegas, and I thought, Is this the show he's on? We met, and I said, 'I read you had a dream about me." He said yeah, and I asked, "Was it good?" He said it was. So we hit it off.'"

On working with Quentin Tarantino in the new film Grindhouse:
"Quentin showed up and worked with me on a scene in which I'm being chased. I was running, and Quentin was acting it out with me. At one point he put on a mask and attacked and bit me. They had to redo the scene about 10 times because he kept making all these noises. He bit and bruised me. He gets into the characters. He's amazing."

On hypnotherapy helping her beat a Meth addiction:
"I went to therapy. I still go. I need to. I went to Narcotics Anonymous. I went to Crystal Meth Anonymous. Hypnotherapy helped me a lot. I love it. The first time I went was hilarious. I told the doctor I didn't want to do any of that hypnosis shit; I just wanted regular therapy. The next time I went in I was biting my nails, so I told her I'd been biting my nails and wanted to try hypnotherapy. I went into the chair, and it was amazing. It completely worked."

On Josh dancing for her:
"He likes dancing. I slow dance with him, but I have to stand on his feet because I'm too short. He's six-foot-three and I'm five-foot-four. Luckily I took ballet, so I know how to stand en pointe. He just dances for me in private, and I dance for him in private, in some very interesting outfits."

On being happy she did not have a childhood like Britney or Christina:
"I at least got to go through my worst times without being in front of the paparazzi. I think there was a plan for me."

Did she just make a liquor run?

We wouldn't put it past her!

The hard-pAArtying Lindsay Lohan lives and breathes in clubs, but she doesn't shower!

The recently "rehabbed" actress was spotted Sunday night at hotspot Winston's in Los Angeles wearing a cute little outfit.

Kinda gross that she wore the same thing to the beach earlier that day!

Did she at least wash her Firecrotch????

One of our favorites, Blender magazine, just wrote this brazilliant article about Perezzers!!!!

Ch-ch-check it out!

Rosie O'Donnell has broken free from the usual haiku/poetry writing style she uses on her website to post something very important to her.

This is what she writes:

2 whole paragraphs Posted by ro on April 2nd at 10:55am in in the news 9/11 affected me deeply, as I know it did many Americans. The falling of the twin towers served to remind me that many of the assumptions Americans have about their lives are rooted in false feelings of security. In light of this reminder, I have begun doing exactly what this country, at its best, allows for me to do: inquire. Investigate. America is great in so many ways, one of which is the freedom to speak, and indeed think, freely. I have, of late, begun exercising the rights bestowed upon me by the democratic system I value, and the exercising of these rights has taken the form of an inquiry into what happened five years ago, an inquiry that resists the dominant explanations and that dares to entertain ideas that push me to the edge of what is bearable. I have come to no conclusions and, given the scope of the subject, will not for some time.

If the very act of asking is so destabilizing for people, than I have to wonder whether the fabric of our democracy is indeed so raveled it is beyond salvage. My own belief is that the act of asking is itself reparative, because it brings to life the values on which our constitution rests. I am, therefore, pledging my allegiance, hand over heart, trying, as always, for a rigorous truth.

Yes, you read that correctly!

We love us some Alanis Morissette. Always have. Always will.

The Candian chanteuse just did a version of the Black Eyed Peas' My Humps and in true Canuck fashion even released a silly video of her cover.

The clip is fluff but her interpretation of the song is sooooo good!!!

Click here to check it out!

International style icon, Miz Dita Von Teese, continues her world tour of domination! The burlesque beauty was in Seoul this past weekend, promoting the MAC Viva Glam charity lipstick.

Kylie Minogue was spotted leaving a recording studio in London on Monday looking casual yet stylish.

The pop star's record label, EMI U.K., is readying a new Kylie album for later this year, Minogue's first record since being diagnosed with breast cancer and successfully battling the disease.

Thee label expects the recording to be its big fourth-quarter release. And if all goes according to plan, Minogue will have the holiday single of 2007.

We can't wait. We're ready!!!

Despite her no-show at the Academy Awards as his date this year and persistent rumors of romance troubles, Canadian lovebirds Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are still together and very much in love.

Of McAdams' absence at the Oscars, Gosling tells TV's Extra, "Rach had to work, I didn't have to make the choice."  

The private Ryan is opening up about his relationship with Rachel.

On keeping his relationship private, he claimed, "I just think there's places that you can go where you know you're going to get your picture taken and there's places you're going to go where you know you won't and you make your choice."

Of McAdams, he adds, "She's the most discerning person I've ever met. She'll read a script 100 times. She's relentless...She's kind...She's inspired me to do so much."