Two of Anna Nicole Smith's diaries failed to sell at an auction this past weekend in Texas.

Have we finally grown tired of all this Anna Nicole media saturation????

Hopefully!

Dashton have invaded Spain!

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher made a fashionable appearance at Prada America's Cup Party in Valencia on Sunday, and they genuinely look quite happy together.

Someone who is not happy is Talullah Willis, Demi & Bruce's daughter.

In addition to Talullah, they gave their other two daughters such shiteous names as Rumer and Scout.

Well, Talullah's not happy and she's changing her name!

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's teenage daughter Talullah is legally changing her name - because she has never liked the one her parents picked for her.

Appearing on the The Late Show with David Letterman last week, Bruce revealed, "She wanted me to mention here on the big show that she's legally changing her name from Talullah to Lula, just Lula. She doesn't like her name."

Lula???

That's just precious.

Good choice, honey.

Idiot!

Remember Meredith Brooks?

It was the height of the Lilith Fair era and in the early-late '90s this singer/songwriter chick had a pretty decent hit with her song Bitch.

Now, this really cool band from Amsterdam named Room Eleven has done a great jazz version of that song. Inspired!

Click here to check out the very sexy video for the song.

Then, CLICK HERE to listen to some other very funkalicious songs from Room Eleven, including another great cover - George Michael's Faith!

Somebody's moving in on his man!!

David Arquette gets quite chummy with retired cyclist Lance Armstrong, at a birthday party this past weekend in Los Angeles for rapper Q Tip.

Aniston's loving this!

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee get cozy with a very special friend - their drug dealer? - on the beach in Hawaii this past weekend.

No surprise here, Justin Timberlake's FutureSex/LoveShow is the
highest earning tour so far this year.

However, coming it at #2 is a still kicking Rod Stewart!

Timberlake sold 556,246 tickets to his FutureSex/LoveShow while Stewart did 371,277 with his Rockin' In The Round tour.

Disney's cash cow, High School Musical came in at #4 selling 324,765 tickets.

Next year? Madonna!!!

Does this lady look familiar?

Her son might be?

Who did that blonde give birth to?????

CLICK HERE to find out!

Amy Winehouse's fagulous fans were thrilled on Saturday night at G.A.Y. in London when....

1) She showed up!

2) She was able to successfully finish her set!

Last time she was scheduled to perform at G.A.Y., our beloved Wino was only able to get though one song before running off stage and puking.

No vomit this weekend. Just hot tunes!

Lindsay Lohan loves to lie.

In the past, she's said that she's been planning a "mission" to Africa with Hilary Clinton. Not true.

She's claimed to be friends with Al Gore. Not true.

And she's even expressed interest in playing Princess Diana in a movie. Never gonna happen, unless she produces the film herself with her own money.

Back when Lohan was making shiteous music that she's lipsynch to, she did a cover of Stevie Nicks' classic Edge of Seventeen.

And, once again, Lindsay lied - telling reporters that she's be playing the legendary Fleetwood Mac singer in a biopic. Not true.

In the new May issue of Blender magazine, the Gypsy woman sets the Firecrotch rumor straight!

"Blender: Is it true that Lindsay Lohan is going to play you in a movie?

Stevie: "Lindsay Lohan thinks she is going to play me!! But what the hell movie does she think she's talking about?? There is no book, there is no screenplay, there is no movie without me, because it's never going to be the story of ME. Even though alot has been written about me, the fact is nobody actually has a clue to what my life was really like. So, good luck Lindsay!"

Lesson learned? Never believe anything the Lohans (mother or daughter) tell you!

Beyonce kicked off her world tour in Nagoya, Japan this past weekend, where she showed off her new wig and put it to good use!

Show us some armpit!!!