How did Pete Doherty celebrate his London concert on Thursday night?

By partying so hard with fiancee Kate Moss that she was seen dangerously perched on the ledge of a window.

These idiots like to live dangerously!

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis hides his face in shame behind some papers after crying in a Florida courtroom on Thursday and making an exit back to a Panama City jail, where he is being held without bail.

Courtney Love is fighting back against reports in Page Six this week that she lost weight due to gastric band surgery.

The suddenly super slim rocker posted this message on her official fansite:

oh perez got it from pge six nd ots bullshit

i couldnt get that suregry iof i begged for it

FDA says you have to have a BMI of above 40 and that equals at least being 100 pounds overweight at least other wsie its ILLEGAL.

I know spmeone who troed to get that shit and no dr would give it to her an dhse was pudgier than i was, its total utter shite, i lost weightthe hard way and people cant accept it,whwnever ANYONE loses weight by determintaion and grit fast its suspect i got muyinspirationf rom Oprah losing so much weight on Slim Fast,. thats how i did it, thio sis nonsesne my breath is great and i dont "vomit inot a towel" it sjust cynical crazy bullshit,

i started weight training three days go to get rid of the saggy ass and loose tummy i pln on hving perrrfect six pack by summer, and be extra strong so when i play shows ill be strong nd not weak,

Thizs is bullshit as is the tummy tuck rumour or the 200k in liopo rumpur ( you dont lose eoght all over from lipo) ( noone loses more than 15 lbs from lipo ever they "resculpt") thi sisjust nnoying gross BULLSHIT. from people who cant lose wieght through ld fashioned discipline but dont think for second if it was legal i wouldnt think bout it sure i would but losing ll you rintesines doesnt appeal to me and im ton macro so i dont get cancer ( i kno wthe smnoking hs to go) banding s supposed to up your vchances for colon cancer as well as other terroble health problems,

again this is BULLSHIT. i worked my ss off and m always fucking hingry though ive gotten used to it, bno dr in the world would give me gastric bypass or gastric banding i dont meet the pproval of ny western country , it would be illegal and im[ossible fvor me to find dr to perform this surgery on me.
zso thats THAT.

Jealous Cynical people who anta cceopt that somneone cn lose alot of weight the old fshioned wy ive exercised mya ss off obv iously not enough in my stomach but xdone tons and tons aof cardio, so enough said on this nonsense jealous cynical lie.

good night.

And if you actually were able to make it through and read all that, cheers to you.

Let's have another bellini!

Little Miss Sunshine star Abigail Breslin is getting all the parts Dakota used to get.

Girl fight!

She must have been paid a pretty penny!

Click here to watch Kylie Minogue's performance at the opening of a new H&M store in Shanghai this week.

It's a bit like watching the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Lots of people and very theatrical.

Miz Minogue performed an almost eight minute medley of some of her hits - Come Into My World, Spinning Around and Can't Get You Out Of My Head.

Yes, she sings live and we love the arrangements.

There's even fireworks!

CLICK HERE to check it out.

It's peppered!

Perez is going to be a transatlantic bitch tonight!

The Gossip Gangstar will be DJing this evening (after midnight)
at Soho Revue Bar in London
for Miz Jodie Harsh's brazilliant weekly "Circus" xxxtravaganza!

and

Those of you in America can tune in to NBC tonight at 8 PM to
catch the Queen of All Media on
the Penn Jillette-hosted game show Identity

And, if you're not in London or the U.S., wherever you are we hope you have a Perezcious Friday that 13th and enjoy the motherfucking weekend!!!

xoxo

Jennifer Lopez, actress, "singer," perfume maker, designer and now....producer.

That's right, J. Lo is producing a new mini-series for Univision called La Flor Palida, a musical drama.

Here's the best part.....

It's going to feature and be inspired by all the songs on her new Spanish-language album, Como Ama Una Mujer.

That's kinda genius!

Lopez will not act in the project, but she will appear at the end of each episode, singing a song from Como Ama una Mujer.

She's getting paid AND has a big ol' infomercial for her record.

Ha!!!!

The project is shooting in Mexico city and will likely premiere in late May.

It's being directed by Leon Ichaso, who wrote and directed the upcoming Lopez-Marc Antony feature El Cantante.

Lopez's label, Sony Music's Epic, is funding the project, which will be produced via Nuyorican, the production company Lopez runs with manager Simon Fields.

Following the Univision broadcast, it's expected Sony will release La Flor Palida in the fall as part of a deluxe CD/DVD package featuring the full miniseries and an updated copy of Como Ama una Mujer.

Just another way to make more $$$$$$!!!!!

If you don't have your own ubiquitous celebrity fragrance, then you release a children's book!

That's exactly what Geri Halliwell is doing.

The former Spice Girl announced on Thursday that she is publishing a series of six children's books she started writing when she was sperminated.

The tales of her heroine, Ugenia Lavender, a nine year old girl, will be published under a punishing schedule - a book a month from May next year. She is also recording a special song to accompany them and will be reading the audio editions.

"She is the rebirth of Girl Power," says Halliwell. "It is time to hand on the baton of Girl Power through a different medium.

Among the characters featured in the books is a princess based on fellow Spice Girl Victoria Beckham.

Does the princess have an eating disorder that Ugenia helps to cure?

"[Posh] was very flattered and I hope she is going to read the books to her boys," Halliwell said. "I have a massive amount of creative energy and love to write. I needed something to channel that energy."

True.

But girlfriend also probably needs the paycheck. She's not exactly selling records these days!

Eva Longoria goes out clubbing with her very dear friend, Mario Lopez....cuz nobody else will!

Lezbot Michelle Rodriguez looks like she bought her outfit at some Versace knock-off store. The unemployed actress made an unfortunate appearance at dykon Billie Jean King's "Billie" awards, Wednesday in Los Angeles.