oh my goodness - some group on long island (mingling moms) must have been itching for a bit of press (even if it was bad) they decided to name dina lohan (aka wannabe 'white oprah') as one of long island's top (stage) mothers (hey - my mom is from LI too and she can spin circles around dina) this whole thing is the biggest joke of the year - i too am from 'wrong island' and thankfully i have since escaped - i loved my time growing up there and i adore my parents but i have no real love for the island - moving back there would be like death for me (NYC is a whole different story...although it may be close in proximity - long island is nothing like the city) as much as dina irks me i'm anxiously waiting for the premiere of her upcoming reality mess living lohan - it's totally going to be the train wreck of the summer (while on the topic of lohan - i'm still laughing about lindsay's whole fur coat thievery escapade - someone like woody allen should make a film based upon on the story - it's like my favorite gossip item of the past few months - there could be a number of juicy parts like the coat check girl or the undercover agent from PETA trying to steal & burn the mink coat) below is ms. lohan yucking it up for the camera along with her own mom ann sullivan - popbytes over & out for now...xxoo

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