It's called Camp Rock, and it's a Disney Channel flick. These chicks are still being dressed by Olivia Newton-John's character in Xanadu, huh? The Jonas Bros., it seems, are loved and revered by their co-star and director. One of the actresses, though, wants you to make sure she's not sleeping with Joe Jonas. Or is she? This slip seems kind of Freudian, though. Or a careful attempt to stir up some shit.

"Joe was such a sweetheart. He was awesome," said co-star Demi Lovato, who plays his love interest.

"We had the chemistry, but not romantically, just as friends," she continued. "I got to know them really well, they've become like family," she added.

Did you catch that? First off, who are you Demi Lovato? She is scheming, isn't she? Calculated!

The writer and director of Camp Rock (who I am praying is the Julie Brown I think it is) didn't know who the hell the brothers were when she started the project, but she managed to fill herself in.

"When I started to write this, I didn't know who the Jonas Brothers were," Julie Brown said. "They weren't the phenomenon they are, because it was two and a half years ago. And now they're amazing. When they were first cast, I had to go and look them up to see what they did, and they were so good. They are fantastic."

Are we talking MTV's Just Say Julie/Earth Girls Are Easy/Trapped in the Body of a White Girl Julie Brown? Hells yeah! I'm glad she washed ashore on something successful! That chick is rad! "The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun" is the only song that J. Harvey will actually sing at karaoke!

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9 more photos of the Jonas Brothers from the Camp Rock premiere are after the jump.

Sarah Larson is trying to make that moment in the sun last. Here she is working the Ivy on Robertson Blvd., which is the place to be seen if you're a Z-lister frantically trying to stay in the public eye. Larson is the cocktail waitress who recently got dumped by George Clooney. But she's now the Little Dumped Girl That Could.

"She knows she can't go back to a so-called normal life right now. So she wants to take this situation and turn it into something meaningful and helpful," a source (was it Sarah?) said.

Larson reportedly wants to create her own line of lingerie and work with HIV-related charities. Is she going to be afford that with the tips she makes?

Larson also reportedly had a boob job, which might have led to their split. No one knows if this is the truth, because neither she nor Clooney are commenting on their split. Clooney's probably like "Who? Oh yeah, uh, Susan. No? Sally? Sheena. Wait, let me look on the Internet...:

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More photos of Sarah Larson enjoying her 16th minute of fame on Robertson Blvd. are after the jump.

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This guy is toast. He's going to die a pauper! If he needs a kidney transplant, there is no way Madonna is giving up the organ. She'd throw two away just to spite him now! Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone is releasing a memoir on July 15. It's called Life With My Sister. The two of them have been on the outs for several years. Think she should worry?

Ciccone was once a close friend of his sister's, and even directed two of her concert tours (Blonde Ambition and Girlie Show). They had a falling out, reportedly over her marrying Guy Ritchie, and he now works as a designer in Miami.

Madonna is reportedly ready to kill a bitch to keep this book from hitting the shelves. No word on what he says about her exactly, but she's reportedly sought legal assistance. In fact, it seems as if we've been led astray by that consultation.

"When she was meeting with lawyers and everyone was saying it was because she wanted to divorce Guy, she was really meeting with them to get the book killed," a source says.

Madonna's rep denies that she's sought out an attorney and says that Madonna has no comment about the book.

Christopher Ciccone appears ready to run the whole celebrity tell-all gauntlet. Sources say his publishing company, Simon & Schuster have been approaching television programs like the one Diane Sawyer hosts.

"Simon & Schuster has been talking to Diane's team for two weeks," the source says.

Seriously, Madge has tons of money and she will be able to hire a plane to fly into his house in Miami. He better seek out a bomb shelter. What is she so afraid of though? It's not like we don't know she's an insufferable bitch. Why do you think the gays love her so much?

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LAUREN: "Audrina...I'm so sorry that I threw a hissy fit the other day asked you to move out. And that I'm about to throw up into your shoes..."

AUDRINA: "Oh my God! That's totally fine! I forgive you! And thanks for getting me into that club. Also, I'm not even wearing shoes. These pants cover up my feet so perfectly."

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge were rumored to be on the outs, but as we all know, alcohol is the salve that heals all relationship wounds. Just ask Justin Bobby.

These two buddies from The Hills were seen leaving the Crown Bar, with Lauren "Lo" Bosworth trailing along behind clasping LC's hand. Maybe their friendship is stronger than we thought. MWAHAHAHA! But seriously, they probably just know drama is money.

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More photos of Audrina Patridge and a tipsy Lauren Conrad leaving Crown Bar after the jump.

Finding out that she was pregnant with two babies was a surprise to Angelina Jolie, who told Entertainment Weekly, "We weren't expecting twins. So it did shock us, and we jumped to six [children] quickly. But we like a challenge."

I can't even imagine having that many kids, although I like to pretend that I can because I watch lots and lots of Jon and kate Plus 8. Which leads me to my next point: Brad and Angelina really should have a reality show. I know they would never agree to it, but I know it would be such an amazing guilty pleasure that maybe if I just think it hard enough, it will happen. I mean, J.Lo's doing it.

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Mike Myers and his new buddy and co-star Justin Timberlake looked like they were posing for a promotional poster for an modern-day version of My Two Dads. In actuality, the scene is the red-carpet for their movie together The Love Guru in Hollywood.

Timberlake talked about his scant wardrobe on the set of the film, telling the press, "There's nothing worse than wearing Speedo on a film. Sexy and what I wore in this film should never be in the same sentence." Liar.

Romany Malco and Telma Hopkins both also star in the film and God love Telma, but I think someone needs to tell her that her bra is holding one of her breasts hostage.

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19 more photos from the premiere of Love Guru featuring Justin Timberlake, Mike Meyers, Tila Tequila, Verne Troyer, Meagan Good and Mariska Hargitay are after the jump.

Don't worry, the least advisable pregnancy in the world hasn't taken place. (OK, maybe the second least advisable pregnancy...) This is just Lindsay Lohan on the set of her movie Labor Pains. The troubled starlet (my FAVORITE term of the month year) is back to work filming in Sherman Oaks, California.

There are so many reasons that she'd be in trouble if she got knocked up right now. For starters, her girlfriend Samantha might get just a teensy bit suspicious. Sam's no scientist, but I'm pretty sure she'd know something was up.

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More photos of Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains after the jump.

Forbes magazine has once again released their list of the 100 richest celebrities in the world and your spiritual guru Oprah Winfrey is once again at the top. She made $275 million this past year. Do you think she'll ever run for office? It's not like things could get much worse and at least we'll have a president who likes to read.

Here's the top ten:

The Top 10

1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Tiger Woods
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Beyonce Knowles
5. David Beckham
6. Johnny Depp
7. Jay-Z
8. The Police
9. J.K. Rowling
10. Brad Pitt

Wait, where's Madge? Snap! Madonna didn't make the list. And Angelina Jolie makes more money than her husband! That's got to cause a few snickers over the dinner table in France on Angie's part. Who knew Johnny Depp did that well for himself? That gay pirate thing pays off! And what's with Tiger Woods? Hasn't he gotten a ball stuck in a sandtrap yet? People love that guy. Golf is so friggin' boring. Watching it on TV is worse. They need to spice it up with pyrotechnics or something.

Nicole Richie, possibly taking a cue from her "best friend" Paris Hilton's current quest to find a friend via reality television, is pitching a show that would find her trying to find the "next Nicole Richie." Who was the first one? Damn. What does she do anyway? What are the qualifications? Having a baby to avoid jail?

Nicole did star on a couple of seasons of The Simple Life with that walking herpes sore Paris. So I guess she's at least got some reality show cred. Anyway, the pitch says that she would take seven girls from around the country and test their ability to "achieve insta-fame." I can only imagine the events. Acting like a twat to the salesgirl in Fred Segal, bathroom bjs and who can hoover up the pile of Bolivian marching powder the fastest off Nicole's coffee table. No, Harlow, the sugar's for mommy.

Supposedly the remaining two girls would be judged during a live finale. And three networks are reportedly interested. CW, Fox, the Eternal Word Network?

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Former nanny that I am, I can't help but know everything about what the kids are watching these days. Since Hannah Montana is rocking the world and Zoey got herself knocked up, Nickelodeon must be scrambling to find their next golden goose. Their answer is sweet little Miranda Cosgrove.

She started as the adorable little sibling of kid rock duo Drake and Josh for Nick, and then moved on to her own show iCarly, which is proving to be a hit for the younger crowd. Excited about the possibility of half-dressed MySpace and Vanity Fair photos? Don't be.

At a signing for her new album iCarly - Music from and Inspired by the Hit TV Show, Miranda said that her parents are "kind of strict." She added, "I have to clean my room and stuff like that. And I have been grounded before, unfortunately."

But don't worry. This chicklet will have a little more freedom to screw up soon. The next thing on her to-do list: get a driver's license!

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