No nipple alert here people, move along.

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Nice work, David Spade. You knocked up your 22-year-old ex-girlfriend. You must be THRILLED. Jillian Grace is an ex-Playboy Playmate and she is reportedly knocked up with Spade's baby and due this summer.

Spade has inexplicably worked his way through every availble D-list trim in Hollywood, so it was inevitable he'd sire a short, floppy-haired droll baby.

He's not admitting he's the daddy, but he's not denying it either.

"If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility," he says. Get your Tommy Boy/Just Shoot Me dollars out, because you are so very busted. This skeeze is going to take you to the boards and back. You might even have to go get a job to afford the golden pregnant lady Crocs this chick will want to wear.

Spade admits that he had a relationship with Jillian, and the two are reportedly trying to figure out the child support arrangement before the baby births this summer.

He's going to be the oldest floppy-haired sarcastic wispy father at the Hollywood High graduation ceremony.

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She's back on the silver screen people!

Justin Timberlake made an appearance on Leno last night, and was not asked to make his "gayest face." He's usually making it anyway. Leno asked him straight out if he was engaged to his Amazonian galpal Jessica Biel.

"Am I engaged? In what?" Timberlake asked, telling Leno, "I'm engaged in a conversation with you." He's slick, that one. With his twisty words! Timberlake also denied that Biel is knocked up. You'd need a jack hammer to penetrate those walls with an egg! She's that tough.

Timberlake did admit he's dating her (they recently moved in together), and when male audience members yelled their support, he said "woo is right!" They're just in awe that she hasn't crushed your tiny ass with her massive rockhard wrestler thighs. That chick is like bricks.

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More of Justin Timberlake's appearance on Jay Leno are after the jump.

• "Regretful" & "Embarrassed" Does Not Equal "Sorry" [Pink is the New Blog]
• Ken Paves Should Be Dick Slapped For This! [Dlisted]
• Eva Herzigova Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]
• Lily Allen Pinks Out in L.A. [Bauer-Griffin Online]
• The McCain Girls Take on Michael Sembello [Towleroad]
• Chris Evans Dating Vida Guerra? [JustJared]
• Did Lindsay come out to her mom? [Celebslam]
• Porn Star Tera Patrick Plans "World Domination" [Jezebel]
• Kendra Wilkinson's Cleavage Supports The Lakers [Hollywood Tuna]
• What's Too Taboo For Martha Stewart? [Best Week Ever]
• dogs in costumes for a good cause! [popbytes]
• Avril Lavigne is a High Quality Chick [Cityrag]
• Donald Trump is Slightly Rich, Entrepreneurial [Pacific Coast News Online]
• John Woo Has a Dead Stuntman [IDLYITW]
• Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Molded Her Ass [Hollywood Rag]
• Making The Most Amazing R2-D2 Cake Ever [B-Side Blog]

• Ken Paves Should Be Dick Slapped For This! [Dlisted]
• "Regretful" & "Embarrassed" Does Not Equal "Sorry" [Pink is the New Blog]
• Eva Herzigova Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]
• Lily Allen Pinks Out in L.A. [Bauer-Griffin Online]
• The McCain Girls Take on Michael Sembello [Towleroad]
• Chris Evans Dating Vida Guerra? [JustJared]
• Did Lindsay come out to her mom? [Celebslam]
• Porn Star Tera Patrick Plans "World Domination" [Jezebel]
• Kendra Wilkinson's Cleavage Supports The Lakers [Hollywood Tuna]
• What's Too Taboo For Martha Stewart? [Best Week Ever]
• dogs in costumes for a good cause! [popbytes]
• Avril Lavigne is a High Quality Chick [Cityrag]
• Donald Trump is Slightly Rich, Entrepreneurial [Pacific Coast News Online]
• John Woo Has a Dead Stuntman [IDLYITW]
• Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Molded Her Ass [Hollywood Rag]
• Making The Most Amazing R2-D2 Cake Ever [B-Side Blog]

These are some lovely shots of Reese Witherspoon. No, really. She looks very cutesy-pretty. But I'm wondering what some of these motions she's doing mean. Is she late or having trouble hearing the questions? I think she's supposed to be showing off some sort of jewelry for Avon but she also looks like she's trying to hear the directions to land the plane. Get some of those orange flags or a Songbird! It's disposable!

Reese Witherspoon is an Avon Global Ambassador and here she is at a press conference in Tokyo announcing Avon Japan's partnership with the United Nations Development Fund For Women (UNIFEM). Reese helped introduce Avon's global fundraising product, the Women's Empowerment Bracelet. Like Wonder Woman's!

So that's what she was doing. She's probably holding her hand to her ear to still try and decipher the questions, though. You're not deaf, it's Japanese!

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9 more photos of Reese Witherspoon introducing Avon's global fundraising product the Women's Empowerment Bracelet in Tokyo are after the jump.

Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl's name is missing from the ballot of this year's Emmy nominees, according to the LA Times. Kathy took the Emmy last year for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama. So why didn't she submit her name this year? And yes, I called her "Kathy". You know she hates it. Anyway, she's blaming he writers of Grey's Anatomy.

"I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials," she said in a statement.

I don't watch the show, did she really have nothing to do this season? You would expect an uppity bitch like her would have put some demands on the writers to make her character retarded or have cancer or something like that to contend with. It should have been repeat Emmy gold for her ass.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline

More photos of Katherine Heigl leaving the wrap party for her latest movie The Ugly Truth are after the jump.

Here's that video. His douche friend should have hit him harder. So Shia LaBeouf has issued an apology for the above video via his spokesenabler. Oh, who cares? It's not like it's going to affect his career. He's a white man. You have to do something really effed up to destroy your career if you're a white man. Like be a black woman and flash your tit at the Superbowl. That chick STILL hasn't recovered what she lost.

"The videotape that is currently being circulated is several years old and captures Shia playing a game among friends in which he uses a derogatory word toward a friend," LaBeouf's rep tells me exclusively. "He regrets having used the word in any capacity and is very embarrassed that this footage is being seen by anyone," his rep said in a statement.

It doesn't look THAT old. He probably made this at a "I'm acting opposite Optimus Prime" party.

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Is she high? Mariah Carey has sent out over a 100 e-mails to tell her friends that she is registered for wedding gifts at Bergdorf Goodman's. Excuse me? Mariah married husband Nick Cannon in a small ceremony at her private estate in the Bahamas. And there weren't really any guests.

Carey was supposed to have a big wedding party when she got back. Nope. She just wants the gifts. Bitch, I've seen your Cribs episode. You have enough! Damn, how rude is that? People don't even get a buffet but they get to contribute to your Mimi fund?

Sources say that Mariah wants "fine china and very expensive silver stemware." Yeah, and I want a DJ, prime rib, and a chance to catch the bouquet. Get it right!

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline

More photos of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon on the set of her latest music video, 'I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time', are after the jump.