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More photos of singer Amy Winehouse and husband Blake Civil-Fielder are reunited in an undisclosed location where their erratic behavior continues following earlier footage of Winehouse singing to the tune of a racist chant as cocaine lays visibly on a table are after the jump.

I might actually have to start watching that terrible show The Hills. I like the idea that bitches are being kicked out of houses. That Hills girl with the weird eyes, Audrina Patridge, has reportedly been asked to move out of the house she shares with Laurens Conrad and Bosworth via A NOTE ON THE DOOR. HAH! Get your shit and get out, weird eyes!

"They left a note on her door [of the guest house] telling her she had to move out," says a source.

Of course, no one is commenting on the situation because they want us to watch it on the show. But there have been numerous reports of tension between Audrina and Lauren Conrad lately. Lauren Conrad seems like she'll turn on a bitch in a hot minute. She's one of those chicks with that borderline personality disorder thing. Or her PMS RAGES when it's that time, and people need to duck. People who sever friendships so easily need to be avoided.

Audrina's rep says she's still living there.

"That will all play out on this season of The Hills," she says. Maybe someone needs to put a note on HER door.

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And thank Christ! This show SUCKED. Courteney Cox should have been ashamed of herself. And I had to recap it. I would rather have helped a friend move. FX cancelled Courteney's show Dirt yesterday. Cox played Lucy Spiller, a tough as nails tabloid editor in Los Angeles. No, really. It was bad. This is like a weight off my heart.

Cox says that she will go on to produce other things. Howa bout a show in which a popular actress has to deal with the fact that her best friend, another hugely popular actress, gets dumped by her superstar husband and keeps coming over to whine about it to Courteney and her husband who will not in any way be played by David Arquette? I totally made that up!

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The New York Daily News reports that a federal investigation into how Farrah Fawcett's medical records were leaked to the National Enquirer, revealing the possibility of an ongoing relationship between hospital staffers and tabloids that has been going on for years.

Transcripts of conversations between insiders at Globe magazine and outside sources have revealed the inner workings of the dirt-digging that takes place when it comes to finding secrets on the health ailments of celebrities.

The recordings made by Globe managing editor Jim Mitteager about such stars as include Liz Taylor, Tom Cruise, Magic Johnson, Roseanne Barr, Paula Abdul, Vanna White and Al Pacino.

Private investigator Paul Barresi had the tapes handed over to him by Mitteager, and in turn, Barresi handed them over to the feds for the investigation. He told the News, "I remember the gleeful reaction from a Globe senior editor to the news that Dinah Shore had been diagnosed with cancer. It made my skin crawl. Nothing has changed inside the tabs."

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New mom and entertainment mogul, Jennifer Lopez, has added yet another responsibility to her plate. The pop star, actress, designer and future reality television (oops, docudrama is what I meant) star has found yet another activity to keep her from having to watch those babies of hers.

J.Lo is launching an exercise clothing line. A tipster told OK! Magazine, "She has some street gear already in her lines, but she wants something exclusively for sneakers, yoga pants and dance gear."

Seriously, she and her hubby claim that they're doing it all without the aid of a nanny and it's getting increasingly more difficult to believe this. Unless those babies fit in her purse and are very quiet and subsist on lint and Starbucks receipts.

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Dragonette do a pretty good job covering Calvin Harris' "The Girls."

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We showed you photos of a baby bumpy looking Eva Longoria at the CFDA Awards, and the photo above of what looks like a woman touching Eva's belly (plus that loose dress Eva's wearing) don't do anything to squash those rumors.

15 more photos of Eva Longoria shopping in Manhattan with her husband Chris Parker and stylist Robert Verdi in New York City are after the jump.

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Lionel Richie won a TV Land Icon award over the weekend. I have no idea what that means in this case. For his videos? TV Land is weird. Anyway, he says one of his greatest triumphs was adopting and getting through raising Nicole Richie. Because you know she was a straight-up pain in the nuts.

'Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business. Just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you," Lionel kidded. "I stand here as a survivor, I want you to know, for all the parents out there.''

Nicole had a problem with heroin, got arrested for DUI, served a short jail sentence, and then gave herself an image makeover by squirting out a kid. Oh, and the worst part for Lionel - she hung out with Paris Hilton and even did a show with her. Ugh. Lionel must have looked into seeing if he could return her to his drummer that gave her up.

Lionel says it's a whole new household at Nicole's place, with baby Harlow and babydaddy Joel Madden.

"She went from, 'Dad, I don't care. Whatever you say.' to 'Wash your hands, dad.' and 'Be quiet, dad,' " he says. "It's a whole new sound of the house."

Don't let that skeeze boss you around. She is not the Angel of Calcutta just because she got knocked up and kept it. Remind her that it was you who bailed her out all that time. You're 58 and you've been through the wars and back. Just show her that badass video for "Dancing On The Ceiling." She'll know her place then.

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Jessica Simpson, trying to branch out into any direction possible now that her film and pop music career is over, is unleashing a line of panties. And you know that her creepy Pops is going to overseeing every stitch because that guy has a lineup in his future.

The collection of bras, panties and sleepwear will be available in major department stores (Wal*Mart) and online (used, on EBay) by spring of 2009.

"I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that's the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood," Jessica says. What if my mood is despair? Do you have despair panties?

Jessica already has "successful" lines of makeup, handbags swimwear, sunglasses and (along with chief hairburner Ken Paves) weave pieces. Seriously, Joe Simpson's going to want to see her in every piece. And take his own Polaroids.

More photos of Jessica Simpson at the CMA Music Fest after the jump.

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