Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag recently hung out with the ever charismatic Audrina Patridge at the Heroes Celebrity Carnival benefiting the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation. Kidding, of course. Sorry Barney.

Poor Barney here is a dinosaur sandwich trapped in between two pieces of idiot. I'm pretty sure that Barney, although friendly, is a Tyrannosaurus Rex and really could have made himself into a national hero by eating these two whole.

Or there is the possibility that he already tried and vomited these two right back up. Luckily for them, I'm already getting plenty distracted by Rumer Willis, whose ensemble is confusing. Is looking like an old lady what the kids consider to be "hot" these days? If that's the case, then my pajamas are totally hot by accident.

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Many more photos from the carnival after the jump.

(Seth Green, Robin Williams, Marcia Cross, Khloe Kardashian, Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port, Lo Bosworth, Denise Richards, Nigel Barkerat, Zachary Quinto)

Most recently, word had it that Patrick Swayze had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and was undergoing treatment. And now it looks like he's at least well enough to get back to work.

Although details about his health is unknown, The Hollywood Reporter attained confirmation from A&E executives that the actor has been cleared to work on a new series The Beast. The network has picked up 13 episodes of the crime drama.

Swayze will be starring as an "unorthodox but effective FBI veteran" partnered with a young pup of a partner. A novel formula for a buddy cop premise, I know, but at least it's good news for Patrick, who could some right about now.

According to the actor, "I have searched for quite a long time to find a character that is this mutilayered, unpredictable and downright entertaining as well as a project this current and cutting-edged."

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UPDATE: It's official! Usmagazine.com is finally confirming the news we gave you Saturday morning. Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren welcomed a baby girl over the weekend. Jessica's father was reported as saying, "She's beautiful," and Cash was seen carrying food into the maternity ward.

The grapevine tells us that Jessica Alba was seen being wheeled in Cedars Sinai Medical Center in LA. A reader of Celebrity Baby Blog said she spotted Alba, as well as her husband Cash Warren, who was standing by security holding birthing balls.

I have no clue what birthing balls are, but I'm hoping they are like those big balls at the gym. Fun!

Jessica was reportedly due in late May, so she's well overdue to pop.

Of course, the media has been duped once this week already with false baby reports. Let's hope that this one proves to be true, for poor Jessica's sake. Get that baby out of there!

Photos: WENN

More photos of Jessica Alba rocking the Indiana Jones look after the jump.

Last night some of Hollywood's most glamorous came together to support the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation, a charity created by former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev to raise money for fighting cancer in the name of the late Soviet first lady.

Hugh Grant gave a moving tribute to his mother who he lost to the disease in 2001. Bono and his U2 bandmates also played a set for those attending the event, which took place at the Hampton Court Palace.

The big money-maker of the event was an auction, which had the star-studded group offering large sums for the charity.

Other stars at the annual dinner included Kate Beckinsale and husband, Petra Nemcova, Joan Collins, Orlando Bloom, Kevin Spacey, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Emily Blunt, Benicio del Toro and Joely RIchardson.

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12 more photos from the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation dinner after the jump.

Dax Shepard is being a show-off for the paps here outside of his home in New York City.

That's right. I said his home.

Meaning he isn't doing this for some goofy role he managed to land. This is what Dax does in his leisure time. Pop wheelies in spandex for the photogs.

Now I'm even more confused how this "comedian" manages to swing such great gals like current girlfriend Kristen Bell. Seriously. I think it might take a Dateline 2 hour special investigation piece to figure that out.

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Looks like Oprah is pulling a Britney. The powerhouse talk show host might make an appearance on the sitcom 30 Rock.

According to Keith Powell, who plays Toofer on the hit show, the rumor going around the cast is that NBC is working really hard to get Oprah on the program next season.

Keith couldn't contain his excitement, saying, "There are very few people in the world that if I meet I would hyperventilate over and that would be her."

When asked if Oprah would play herself or someone else if she were to be on the comedy Keith said, "She'd have to play herself. I think we've talked about her so much she'd have play herself and then you'd have to watch me loose all bowel movements."

Wow. If Oprah sees that quote she might be inclined to turn down the offer. No one wants to see your B.M.s.

But then again, everyone is hailing Tyra as the new Oprah. O needs to get on her best game and put that bitch back in her place -- and 30 Rock might be a great way to do just that.

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Keith Urban made a surprise visit to the CMA Music Festival (ala Jessica Simpson) this weekend.

When talking to the media, Keith mentioned all of the cool stuff fans have been sending to him and wife Nicole Kidman, who is expecting their first child together this summer.

"We got a tie-dyed jumpsuit thing that we really like," he said. Reporters informed him that is was likely a "onesie," which confused the country singer.

He added, "I'm learning a new vocabulary. We also got a tiny T-shirt that says 'I crawl the line' that we like a lot."

Keith played a full set for the crowd. Nicole was nowhere to be found in the hot Nashville weather, but Keith still had a great time and loved the crowd.

I want to say a huge thank you to everybody that has coughed up the most outrageous amount of money per gallon to get gas to come to this festival this year," he said. "We're gonna give you a show worth seven bucks a gallon, so you're making three bucks right there."

Denise Richards has been dying to know everything about Charlie Sheen's recent wedding to real estate investor Brooke Mueller, so much that she called OK! Magazine to see if she could find out the details before they published their exclusive as a favor.

I haven't really looked into the latest Sheen wedding much, but the vows were definitely something that caught my eye.

Both Charlie and new wife Brooke wrote their own vows, promising to be better about their annoying attributes.

Some of Charlie's vows included "organize less and listen more," "quit breaking a hug too soon," and "mute the ball game when Brooke says, this is a matter of life and death."

Brooke promised to "cook more meals outside of the microwave," "keep the pile of debris on my side of the bed below the two foot mark," and "clean my closet at least once per decade."

Then they both concluded with "this and that, such and such. Yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah."

I can't decide if it is a good or bad thing that they didn't take their wedding seriously, but it doesn't really matter. I'm more interested in a the possibility of another Charlie Sheen divorce disaster than anything, to be honest.

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A video was released this weekend which featured Amy Winehouse as filmed by her incarcerated husband Blake FIelder-Civil. It was a perosnal friend of Amy who now released the older footage to News of the World.

The video shows Amy and a friend singing "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" with racist remarks instead of body parts. In the background you can see all sorts of drug paraphernalia.

In the clip, Blake claims he isn't taping when Amy asks him multiple times.

This morning Amy came outside her house and apologized to the photographers who are eagerly waiting outside her house all hours of the day.

The friend who released the video said she did it because she wanted people to see the hold Blake has on Amy, and how he is the one who endangers her career.

"Some might say Blake's been the unwitting architect of Amy's downfall. But to risk all Amy's achievements and all her future by committing this sort of material to camera is beyond the pale," she said.

Amy has recently released her own videos to public with pal Pete Doherty, where she doesn't seem quite as drug-free as she currently claims to be.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

Find out who the coffee drinker is after the jump.