Just two seconds ago Sandra Bullock was all over Ryan Reynold's balls. But now she has lightened her coif and hopped on over to the set of another movie called All About Steve.

According to IMDB, Sandra Bullock plays an "eccentric crossword puzzler" who believes that a CNN cameraman is her true love. Then she goes all astronaut stalker and follows him around the country. It's a rom-com not a thriller, so don't get too freaked out.

Those red boots are... nice. At least they aren't all beat up like those Louboutin's she had to wear last time (although I don't have any, so I can't say much).

Sandra's outfit is really starting to grow on me though. For a professional crossword-er she sure looks pretty stylish!

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More photos of Sandra Bullock on the set of All About Steve are after the jump.

The premiere of Kathy Griffin's first episode of her newest season of "My Life on the D-List" has her excited over her Producer's Guild Award nomination, as well the Guild's nervous reaction to having her present an award. That incorrigible Kath!

"My Life on the D-List" premieres tonight at 9/8c.

Britney Spears is one of 41 actresses included on the official ballot released by the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences to its voting members. That means that Brit has a chance of being nominated for her guest appearances on How I Met Your Mother for an Emmy this year!

I know. Calm down. An Emmy might mean that Britney's back on track. If by some chance it helps inspire her to really get on the straight and narrow path, there will still be plenty of news for you consume about her wild and crazy days.

Lynne Spears is coming to the rescue! Her tell-all memoir is finally going to be released this coming September. The book was originally going to be released on Mother's Day this year but was postponed when Jamie Lynn got knocked up.

Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is going to be the story of the hot mess from the inside. I love it! It's going to be so much better than that crap Justin Timberlake's mom wrote!

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More photos of Britney Spears are after the jump.

Where's the other one? Pregnancy only inflates one boober sometimes? Huh? I seriously need to take a class. Pete Wentz called into the John Jay & Rich radio show in Phoenix this morning and sorta told them that he and Ashlee are expecting twins! In discussing his wife's pregnancy, Pete mentioned a scrapbook he was keeping for "them". Twin flat irons! Except he's since cleared the statement up with another gossip blogger who shall remain nameless because that arrogant bitch gets enough traffic.

"That was waaaaay wrong. I meant to say 'the baby' and said 'them' cos it was 7 am. Not in a bs way: I can tell you we are absolutely not having twins. I totally misspoke coz we dunno if it's a boy or girl. I try to speak vaguely and I totally blew it on this one."

That's good, but it still doesn't explain why pregnancy has only enhanced one of Ashlee's tatters. Can pregnancy wonk mammaries? Ladies? Anyone?

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More photos of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson leaving a medical building in West Hollywood after the jump.

Tom Cruise might have met his match. Unfortunately. Dr. Drew Pinsky gave in. The Celebrity Rehab counselor and level-headed Loveline doctor recently gave his diagnosis of Tom Cruise in an upcoming Playboy interview. Thank Xenu that someone in the medical profession recently gave their professional opinion of that wacky queen! Katie's going to need all the documentation she can get for the court battle that will take place if she ever escapes her brainwashing drug regimen!

"A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that's a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect," Dr. Drew says.

You forgot the closeted homosexuality. That's the shredded cheese on top of this chili! As expected, Cruise's lawyer lashed out at Drew and compared him to a Nazi. For having a medical opinion?

"This unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them. He seems to be spewing the absurdity that all Scientologists are mentally ill. The last time we heard garbage like this was from Joseph Goebbels," says Cruise's high-powered attorney, Bert Fields.

Drew caved. Probably because he knows that Cruise has millions and, even scarier, followers. Some of them high-powered.

"Although Mr. Field's intent is clearly to slander and discredit Dr. Drew, under no circumstances is Dr. Drew making a blanket diagnosis about Scientology nor Mr. Cruise whom he does not know. Dr. Drew was simply using Mr. Cruise as an example of someone who is recognizable to help the public understand. Again, Dr. Drew meant him no harm," his rep said in a statement.

Tom's not paranoid or anything. I mean, his cars are bombproof, but you never know when someone might throw grenades at his SUV. Right. *cuckoo sound*

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Is it Bizarro Day here at Socialite Life? Am I really seeing Victoria Beckham in hippie jeans and flat sandals? Has she branched out into acting and this is for a part? Why is she playing a lesbian? I would ask why is she playing a "sullen lesbian" but she's always sullen.

Here's David Beckham, the kids, and whoever that woman is in Disneyland in Anaheim, California. Even Chip and Dale are going to ask her where her customary high heels are. I thought she couldn't walk without high heels? Or maybe that's Mariah Carey. I get confused - they're both ridiculous crazy bitches with way too much money.

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More photos of the Beckham's at Disneyland after the jump.

The infamous plastic surgery victim known as "Cat Woman" AKA Jocelyn Wildenstein was spotted prowling the wilds of the airport. Can you imagine working security and being expected to allow this woman past? I'd be nervous that whatever disease had done that damage to her face might be contagious and I'd quarantine her ass immediately. I don't need to get some cat-face disease! I have bills to pay and unborn children to one day conceive and then raise!

For more photos of the Cat Woman, visit BauerGriffinOnline!

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Previously - Well, my first season recapping Top Chef is coming to a close. I was kinda bored for the most part. There's not much you can do over a burner. In a surprise move, the judges kept Lisa. Man, do the viewers hate that chick. Well, she does act like an ass most of the time. Top that off with that bad haircut and you have a target for all your venom. Oh, so Antonia went home and Richard won a car. I still think Stephanie and her Xanax prescription are going to make off with this whole thing.

Puerto Rico. Stephanie talks. They all have lunch or something. Lisa looks like she just dismounted from her bike for dykes. Richards waxes a little self-pitying and mentions that he has a wife, and a baby on the way and he has everything to lose. I don't think you're going to get fired or anything for losing this. Wow, gawky cute, but total drama mama. Richard says that he can't believe Lisa is still here. In fact, you can feel the disdain Richard and Stephanie have for her through your television.

More Top Chef, after the jump!

Paris Hilton has updated her blog. She wrote about filming her new show about trying to find friends. I seriously am now over my neuroses about being a boring writer. Here's why:

"Hey everyone! It's been a little while since I last checked in. I've been so busy shooting my new show. It's been quite the experience, these people are amazing! Everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way. We are having the best time, it's been so much fun to meet such interesting characters. We've gone on some crazy adventures together. I even brought some of the contestants on trips with me to Japan and Las Vegas within the past 2 weeks. It's been a blast! It's so much fun to take your friends to places they've never been and show them experiences they'd never even think of. It's quite a site and its going to be an amazing show and I'm so happy and thrilled with what's happening everyday."

Zzzzzzzzzzwha? What the f*ck? Did Harlow Madden dictate that shit? No, she probably would have been a little more interesting and spelled "sight" correctly.

Paris goes on to talk about how she's become really close with the contestants and how the eliminations have been "brutal" on her. She just loves them all so much and is so very sad to see them go. How do we insure that one of them snaps and turns on her ass with a hammer? I hope the screening process wasn't too thorough and some crazy bitch got in there. Sleeper crazy!

Here's Paris in Vegas with her dude. Seriously, I think he works at Castle Frankenstein.

Photos: WENN

More photos of Paris and Benji partying in Las Vegas after the jump.