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Those scary Nosferatu Olsen twins were out and about in search of hemoglobin when they almost knocked some lady over. Why? Because they were wearing sunglasses at night. Corey Hart just made a face.

A twin-sunglassed Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen walked right into jewelry designer Lisa Salzer inside the Chateau Marmont. "They all apologized to each other and walked on, but the Olsen girls clearly couldn't see a thing," says a spy. "They had their sunglasses on inside the dark hotel." That must have been it.

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Look, I'm sprouting some new hair y'all! More photos of Britney in her Lakers get up after the jump.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck says that, despite their political differences, she has a strong friendship with her co-host Rosie O'Donnell. When asked about this, Rosie had no idea who she was until "that terrified conservative airhead you sit beside" was used as a desciption.

"Everyone's always thinking Ro and I don't get along, we're 'enemies,' " The View's youngest - and most conservative - star, 29, tells PEOPLE for its new issue. "Politically, we're rivals. That is clear. However, we are personally friends. We are on e-mail all day long with each other."

As for the gossip reports that O'Donnell's on-air remarks to Hasselbeck have caused the younger star to cry backstage, Hasselbeck shrugs off the stories, saying, "Under these blonde highlights I consider myself a pretty tough person. So don't cry for me, Argentina."

Irish actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers, perhaps riding high on the critical success of his new series "The Tudors", decided to treat the crowd at NYC's Plumm to some dry-humpin' the other night. Sources say he got into it with his lady friend. And he didn't even order drinks! Cheap-ass. So he was the entertainment? He was in one of my favorite movies of all time, "Velvet Goldmine", so I can't fault him too much.

The Irish-born hunk, who stars as Henry VIII in the new Showtime series "The Tudors," sashayed into The Plumm with his pony-tailed brunette love Reena Hammer under his arm the other night. They immediately retired to a couch and launched into a frenzied make-out session as a crowd of revelers became voyeurs. "It was really a scene. She straddled him, and they were at it for some time," our spy said. When the steamed-up duo finally called it quits, they left without even bothering to have a drink.

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Nickelodeon's Kid's Choice Awards ended with an after-party shooting. You know Jamie-Lynn Spears got pissed she lost a trophy to "Drake & Drake" and busted a cap in their asses. She's raw like that.

Suspected gang members opened fire on a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards after-party early Sunday, wounding three and scattering 200 mostly teenage attendees, police said.

The shooting occurred at about 12:30 a.m. at a drapery store rented for the party in the western part of the city, said Los Angeles police Lt. Roger Deranian. The party was thrown by someone who had attended the awards, but was not an official Nickelodeon function and had no celebrity guests, Deranian said.

At least one person opened fire with an automatic weapon on the crowd after the group of five was denied entry to the party, Deranian said.

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Many more photos from the Kids Choice Awards' red carpet are after the jump.

Ok, I didn't actually meet their asses so this is more of a concert review but the audience was full of homos, and hot ladies and 12 year olds who need to wear more clothing. So I figure A Socialite's Life's audience pretty much. So it's my duty to report on what went on and if you should check out the show. Keep in mind, I'm not a reviewing genius or anything. I just know what I like. And I like when whores jump around and sing and do sexy dances!

Danity Kane was a no-go. The only reason to check them out was to see if Aubrey O'Day is actually pregnant with Diddy's baby. And the tickets were free and in the nosebleed section so I wouldn't be able to see the bump, much less Sean's fingerprints on her honeypot, anyway.

Keep reading for J. Harvey's take on the Dolls and Aguilera.

I am not a fan of "American Idol." That said, I do admit that I am a fan of the makeovers that show bestows upon the wannabe record-makers. It's endearing to watch the contestants coming in wearing their best spangly tube-top and shiniest hoop earrings in hopes of impressing the judges, and walking out with better hair, make-up and a higher quality of denim than when they started.

And the man in charge of revamping the hopefuls is none other than Miles Siggins. The man isn't a miracle worker, but does somehow manage to put fashion training wheels on the confused K-Mart shoppers and push them out into the world to hopefully learn how to continue on their own.

"A lot of these contestants, they haven't had massive exposure to fashion. The first thing people see when (the finalists) step out onstage, they don't hear their voices, they see what they're wearing." Siggins explains.

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More on Simon Cowell, the bad British schoolboy, after the jump...

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Usher Raymond's rep announced on Friday, that the R&B singer has popped the question to his longtime girlfriend, Tameka Foster. Back in February, we reported that he had plans to marry Foster, his wardrobe stylist, but I guess it's all official now. Those were all the details that were released by his mouthpiece, Simone Smalls.

Given Usher's penchant for exposing his abs, I wonder if his tuxedo will be outfitted with a special "midriff window," so that he won't have to hold up his shirt throughout the entire ceremony.

I know that taking into account Britney Spears' vast wealth, estimated to be anywhere between $50 and $100 million, means that Kevin Federline's divorce settlement represents a mere sliver of that giant pie. Still, that's a MILLION DOLLARS, y'all. Starpulse News Blog reports that the couple also settled the custody question at their five-hour meeting on Thursday:

The former couple also reached an agreement over custody of their two children, 18-month-old Sean Preston and six-month-old Jayden James. Spears is thought to have gained custody with Federline granted full visiting rights.

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No, you're not looking at one of the signs of the Apocalypse. The rain of slime pictured above took place at Nickelodeon's 2007 Kids Choice Awards, hosted by Justin Timberlake, who snagged the Male Singer award. Beyonce was awarded the Female Singer award and her hit, "Irreplaceable," earned her a win for Best Song as well. Adam Sandler and Dakota Fanning each took home an orange blimp for Male and Female Movie Star.

"I consider all of you my friends and thank you from the bottom of my heart!" Fanning told the crowd, which included loads of screaming fans who looked to be no older than the precocious youngster they were cheering.

"I want to thank you for seeing the movies, for seeing the DVDs. And for not making fun of me for talking like this every speech I do," the actor said in a voice utilized by his characters in Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy and at least several other films.

It's so depressing to know that these awards are determined by people who were born in the 90's--and most likely the mid-90's and later. Please excuse me for a moment, while I go take some antioxidants and rub placenta on my skin before I age any further during the writing of this post...

Many more photos from the Kids Choice Awards are after the jump, as well as a complete list of winners...