• Sanjaya Starver Quits! [Dlisted]
• Geri Halliwell Wears Pink Panties [Just Jared]
• Tara Reid's Bikini Cannot Contain Her Breasts [Egotastic]
• Trent decides not to fool around this year. [PITNB]
• Mandy May Be Hobbling To a High School Near You [PopSugar]
• The tudors premieres tonight! [popbytes]
• Monday Morning Cuteness [CityRag]
• Playboy's The Girls Next Door Play Golf [Hollywood Rag]
• Fergie is Still Trying Too Hard [IDLYITW]
• Ugg Alright [MollyGood]
• Playboy Bunnies + Golf = A Hole In One [Hollywood Tuna]

Hmm, she's not doing a whole lot to convince me that my penis theory isn't true. Fergie-Ferg recently chatted about her sexual experiences and how they included women--probably because she's out promoting the new Tarantino flick, "Grindhouse," in which she plays a lesbian character.

"I have had lesbian experiences in the past. But I started having sex quite late on - after I was 18. I was raised a good Catholic girl.

"I won't say how many men I have slept with, although it's not many, but I am a very sexual person."

"When I was going through my out-of-control phase, I could have got into some very dangerous situations. But I never sold my body - ever.

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Find out who's slumming with Kimberly Stewart after the jump.

Which gorgeous New York City actress cheated on her (now ex) actor-model boyfriend with another woman? (Gatecrasher)

Which current NFL player is telling pals he is seriously considering coming out of the closet while he's still on his NFC team? (Gatecrasher)

Of course you would. The fine folks at Premiere Marquee Club are giving away a pair of tickets to the concert of your choice (restrictions apply).

All you need to do is send us an email to This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it with "TICKETS" in the subject line by midnight tonight ET (April 2, 2007), and a name will be drawn at random.

Check out the list of concert choices after the jump.

More angry haikus are flying from Rosie O'Donnell's direction--most specifically, her blog--and this time, her target is right-wing talk-show host, Bill O'Reilly. Rosie's angry rant comes in response to O'Reilly's public announcement last week that she should be fired from ABC. She referred to him on her site as "a fattish ... man of paralyzing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms." She also went on to compare O'Reilly's relationship with Fox honcho, Rupert Murdoch, as reminiscent of a George Orwell novel. According to her it's "like 1984/molding the facts/2 suit the needs/of big brother rupert." From TMZ:

And Rosie also revealed that when she and co-host Joy Behar made reference on "The View" to a sex scandal involving O'Reilly, they were told they had to can it about O'Reilly or else "bill o would 'go after' all the hosts" of their show.

Well, Bill O. did go after Ro at least, as TMZ noted last week, calling Rosie "nutty" and "irresponsible" and suggesting that ABC should oust her from the show.

When she was very young, Avril Lavigne's mother made her daughter sit down and watch Britney Spears perform, so that she could take pointers.

My mom made me go to a Britney Spears concert when I was young," she confessed to Jane magazine. "I was like, 'No, I don't want to.' She was like, 'If you're going to be a performer, you need to see other people."

"What's happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person. If you want a piece of this business you have to be able to deal with it. You can't complain about the pressures, the paparazzi, the madness because that's the job."

Lavigne adds that she is able to live a relatively normal life - by concealing her private life from the press. She says, "No one really gets to know."

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Greg Walker, who claimed to have been short-changed out of a multi-million dollar deal with Beyonce and her House of Dereon line, has been told by a judge that his suit against the singer lacked "a valid argument." Greg, who works for Icon Entertainment, had filed suit against the mogul of everything bootylicious back in 2003, which was recently tossed out of court. The clothing line first went public on "Oprah, " naming Beyonce and Mama Knowles as the creators. Keeping it in the family, the name of the line comes from B's grandmother, Angez Dereon, and little sis, Solange Knowles, jumped on the bandwagon soon after to create a her own line, simply entitled Dereon.

"Walker claimed Knowles failed to pay him the $25,000 for his services, which led to the creation of the singer's clothing line, House of Dereon, in 2004."

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My favorite red carpet moment from the Kids Choice Awards was Larry King posing with his young children, while dressed as to look hip. It's not working grandpa!

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Many more photos of the men from the Kid's Choice Awards' red carpet after the jump.

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Hah! I've always wanted to write "on blast!" Anyhow, hot piece of hip-hop producer ass Timbaland is not a fan of former colleague/engineer Scott Storch. These girls need to wrestle it out. Actually, I've seen Scott Storch. Timbaland can wrestle it out with Joey Fatone and I'll throw rocks at Scott for him. And break those stupid-looking big ass Human Fly sunglasses he's always wearing. My Mom had those in 1987 and they were electric blue. You aren't Nicole Richie!

Storch, 32, the record producer who has worked with Beyoncé, 50 Cent and Jessica Simpson, used to be friends with Timbaland, 36. But they had a falling-out. Timbaland's "Give It to Me," featuring Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado, contains lyrics that were thought to refer to Storch:

"I get a half a mil for my beats/You get a couple grand. Never gonna see the day that I ain't got the upper hand. I'm respected from Californ-i-a way down to Japan. I'm a real producer and you just a piano man."

Timbaland's reps repeatedly claimed the song was not about anyone particular in the industry, but he made liars of them when he jumped on Marquee's turntable last week. Celebrating after his concert with Timberlake at the Meadowlands, Timbaland was given a microphone and started improvising, clubgoers told Page Six. Rapping along to his lyrics, Timbaland yelled, "Scott Storch, I'm a real producer and you just a piano man."

The crowd was "shocked," said our spies. "But when he called Storch 'a bitch,' that pretty much cleared up any confusion over who that song is about."