Angelyne, a Tinseltown fixture as integral to my beloved Los Angeles as the Hollywood sign or the Walk of Fame itself, is pictured here in all of her pink and cheetah-print glory during an otherwise hum-drum visit to Rexall's drugstore. For those of you who may or may not know, it's something of a rite of passage for a Hollywood local to spot Angelyne, zipping around in her pink Corvette and I have to admit that I've been blessed with more than a handful of sightings. And as of this past weekend, I have experienced my first undercover brunch at Scientology's infamous "Celebrity Center," and with a visit to the Playboy mansion under my belt, feel like I am officially a fringe member of "the Biz."

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Sean Combs' recent night out on the town in London, ended with him storming out of the Maddox Club launch party after spending a whopping ten minutes inside. First off, his BFF, Sienna Miller, was nowhere to be found, according to The Mirror:

"It was a bad night all round for him," says our perfectly-placed partygoer.

"He was really excited when he came in but his mood soon changed when he was taken to his table at around 1am and there was no sign of Sienna.

"He was asking people 'Where is she? What do you mean she's not here?' before taking a seat and sulking."

As the amorous reveller attempted to grind against the hip-hop mogul, ladies' man Diddy yelled at his burly goons: "I'm ready to leave, right now!"

One guest reveals: "This guy was quite drunk and he'd already made passes at one of the barmen. But when Diddy walked in, the guy made it his mission to try and get in there with him."

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Maroon 5 is so fun, they make it almost impossible to not enjoy their music. Check out the first single from their upcoming disc, It Won't Be Soon Before Long, due in stores May 22nd.

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In an amazing twist to the struggling reality series, "Pussycat Dolls: The Search for the Next Doll," the Dolls will announce that none of contestants will actually become a Pussycat Doll. Instead, the newly rehabbed Britney Spears will join the group. Robin Antin said of Britney Spears:

"We are thrilled that Britney Spears has decided to join the Pussycat Dolls. She so talented and she's just what we need to take us to the next level. The positiveness that the Pussycat Dolls represents is just kind of environment that Britney needs right now."

The first photo of Britney Spears posing with the Pussycat Dolls is after the jump.

I shouldn't enjoy this show, I really shouldn't. It has a lot of things in it that I don't like including a pun in the title. I never even watched 90210 when it was on, I think I caught a few episodes near the end of the run when Kelly was doing coke and they had lots of guys in leather jackets lurking around but that was about it. The funny thing about that show is that even though I didn't watch it, I still know the characters names and what they are like just from pop culture. So of course I know who Tori Spelling and her famous father are, and I had heard rumors through people who had worked with her of her financial escapades and constant need for attention (although in a clingy way and not loud obnoxious way like some people, yes Scrubs star I'm side-eyeing you), so I was very curious about this reality show of hers and just how "real" it would be.

Is Tori Spelling funny? Find out after the jump.

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Once again, my good friend, J. Harvey has made it very difficult for me to sort through the gems he's produced this week to try and find my top five favorites. And I know I'm cheating sort of, cause I'm sneaking in extras. But guess what? I'm the editor, so I do what I want! BWAHAHAHA!

1. Lohan's Being Used To Sell Condos and Lindsay Celebrating Being Used To Sell Condos - I enjoy the cause and effect going on between these two posts, one of which refers to "Scotch-garded carpets and plenty of room in the bathroom for four people to hunker over a mirror" and the other, in which he informs our dear Linds, "No one wants to see you grinding your teeth and licking your lips, Peanut Butter Mouth!" And you know what? It's funny because it's true.

2. What Do Lesbians And Kirsten Dunst Bring On The Second Date? A U-Haul Full Of Their Furniture. - I'd attempt to compete with J. for most clever titles except that there would be no point, really. And as if that weren't enough, his awesomely bad impersonation of a British man is so dead-on, it's as if he were transcribing Dick Van Dyke's chimney sweep from Mary Poppins his very own self. Cheerio, guv'nor!

3. Christ, You Give A Girl A Machine Gun For A Leg And Suddenly She's Jennifer Hudson - Sigh, the ol' "Jennifer Hudson/Machine Gun Leg" joke--kills me every time.

4. Donatella Versace's Daughter In Treatment For Anorexia and Donatella Versace Phones Home - These two posts have me thinking that we might need to start a completely separate "Donatella Versace Blog," that J. is required to do simply for my benefit. Go!

5. Heather Mills Making One-Legged Golddiggers Look Good, Limber - Part of the reason why I love this post so much is:

1) "She's doing back-flips! I'm starting to understand why Beatle Paul was so into her ass. She can do tricks!"

2) In a phone conversation with my mother (a HUGE "Dancing with the Stars" fan) in which I read this post her had her exclaiming, "He's so right! I'm starting to like her too!"

Enjoy your weekend, my filthies.

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It's that time again. Friday. My week might be a barren wasteland of...uh....barrenness if not for the writing of one Ms. Lisa Timmons. Vivacious. Scandalous. Snarky. She's the complete package. Sorry, boys, she's taken!

1. Denise Richards and Pam Anderson get sued - Lisa gives a very interesting description of her sex life. Please read it for yourself. I feel positively missionary.

2. Nicole Richie Explains Why She Passed Out - "Girl, you need to learn to start keeping some protein bars in your purse. Cause those of us in the know are aware that as much as it might smell nice, in a pinch, strawberry-flavored lip gloss ain't gonna do shit." Nicole needs a friend like Lisa. That cracked me up, but it was also useful advice.

3. Fergie Likes Firearms - Lisa demonstrates why Fergie might hate bloggers. Oh come on, you were thinking she looked like a trannie, too!

4. Patti LuPone Has Down's Syndrome - I haven't listened to this yet, but for some reason this headline made me laugh til' I cried. I am a strange, cruel individual.

5. Editor of Jane Claims She Banged Drew Barrymore - Obviously circulation's down over at Jane, but who knew Lisa dallied with a lady?!? Am I gonna have to talk about the time I finger-blasted that chick at the frat party which proved to me once and for all that I'm a homo?

The Beckhams are like a really hot, powerful disease sweeping the world. Kinda like what would happen if chicken pox took to wearing complicated outfits and dished out fashion pointers. Who would have guessed that the once silicone-free Posh Spice would grow into a mogul, knocking boots with soccer star David and ruling the world as a bra-less wonder? While Victoria's boobies are under fire, David Beckham is causing a stir of his own in the sports world. I know (and care) very little about athletics. Luckily, what we're really talking about here is fashion.

The Washington Post posed the question, "Does the US sports scene need a style icon?" Responses from magazine editors, as well as NBA and NFL players, reveal contrasting opinions. A fan of David Beckham, Wendell Brown of Esquire magazine welcomes the Beckham-style and feels that athletics are "desperately in need of an icon." Brown also notes a void left by Michael Jordan after he retired. .

Find out why you won't see sleeveless t-shirts on a basketball player after the jump...

Mr. Pouty Lips, Jonathan Rhys Meyers stars in the new Showtime miniseries "The Tudors." He stars as a sexy, often wildly unpredictable young ruler in the role of King Henry VIII in this period drama.

Writer Michael Hirst, who pulled off the same trick well in the movie "Elizabeth," starring Cate Blanchett, is the creator and writer of "The Tudors," but he's less fortunate here in the casting department. Henry VIII is played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who had the title role in last year's "Elvis" and neither fills nor grows in the royal role the way it requires.

In the first six episodes, "The Tudors" (premiering Sunday at 10 p.m.) veers between painting a credible depiction of the period and shattering any pretense of credibility with a blatant desire to update the attitudes, actions and even hairstyles of its players. Bodices are ripped often - but just as often, they don't need to be. Even the king runs around shirtless, like the star of "Baywatch: Camelot," and women slip into his bedchamber to slip off their robes, stand naked in the candlelight and ask, "My Lord, how like you this?"

Whether "The Tudors" will alter the course of Showtime's history is doubtful. The network is putting a major promotional push behind it, and even offers a sneak preview of the first two episodes tomorrow night at 10 on Direct TV's Channel 101.

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Or someone. This woman, Emily Diane Leatherman, was arrested yesterday outside of Tom Cruise's Beverly Hills home. She's possibly the same Emily Leatherman who John Cusack sought a restraining against order last year.

Emily Diane Leatherman, 32, was arrested at 3:36 p.m., and held pending $45,000 bail, Sgt. Rex McEvoy of the Beverly Hills Police Department said Friday.

McEvoy could not confirm if Cruise's Leatherman was Cusack's Leatherman--however, both women have the same first, middle and last names and are the same age. Police would not divulge who alerted authorities at about 3 p.m. to Leatherman's presence.

Leatherman was arrested on suspicion of receiving stolen property and violating a restraining order, police said. McEvoy couldn't say what hot item Leatherman allegedly had on her, and he couldn't say whose restraining order she allegedly had defied.

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