Here's Scott Speedman out biking. Everything seems fairly normal until he gets to the bench and starts rocking out with his earphones. Then I expect him to start talking about the Burger Barn and inviting me to his party.

Scott's starring in this new flick called The Strangers with Liv Tyler. It looks scary as hell. Anytime someone in a movie puts on a grotesque mask, I'm checking under the bed that night. This one is a remake of a foreign movie that was supposely based on a true story about random strangers who attacked a young couple one night. Probably an urban legend. Watch the trailer here. Watch until the end for the reason why they attacked the couple. I'm sleeping with the lights on.

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No, that's how she put it. Here's Salma Hayek holding her seventh-month-old daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault at LAX. Salma says that Valentina's birth taught her how to love again.

"When she was born the amount of love that started pouring out of me was completely pure. Anything anyone ever did to me was erased by this energy," Hayek said.

No, sweetie, that was afterbirth. Some people save it in jars. Sick! Salma also said that Valentina already sounds as french as her daddy, billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault.

"You learn so much, just by listening to her. She makes a strange noise like a purr, or a rolled r. It's the French in her. It's hilarious!"

Soon she'll be sneering at Americans trying to order in English at bistros. Zoot alors!

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Whitney Houston really seems to have put the pipe away for good. She performed at London's Battersea Park on Thursday night and was reportedly in fine form.

Houston reportedly "looked and sounded amazing," and was "fantastic," according to an audience member.

Her name is not Susan performed at the Caudwell Children Legends Ball, and did a set of her greatest hits. Houston performed "The Greatest Love Of All," "I Wanna Dance With Somebody," and "My Love Is Your Love" among others. She even brought her daughter Bobbi Kristina out to duet on that last song with her? Bobbi Kristina can sing? Hey, as long as she's not trying injure herself, we're cool.

Houston is working on her "comeback" album with longtime friend and mentor Clive Davis and no longer getting high on crack cocaine and visiting gas stations wearing fur coats at 3 AM. She's really turning it around.

Lindsay Lohan caused a stir on Robertson Blvd. yesterday when she did the stroll accompanied by two models. The girls were showing off Lindsay's new lines of leggings, called "6126." Lohan's been known for always wearing the gross things, so now she's making some money off her signature fashion laziness. Note that one of the models has leggings with knee pads. Need I say more?

Lohan advertised for models to display her wares and expected the girls to do it for free:

"The Look Book Shoot for 6126 - a new contemporary collection of leggings designed by Lindsay Lohan... Looking for diverse, multi-cultural, mixed races, an 'off beauty' is good as well as 'beautiful'... Rate: trade'".

'Trade" reportedly translates as "free." She's so out of money. It all went up her nose! She needs to steal more shit and pawn it! And what hooker is going to buy these gross things? Lohan's ad reportedly requested that "no blondes" try out. I guess that one chick snuck her way in. Lohan should be grateful that she even got anybody. Seriously, leggings with knee pads. Just wear your rates on a sign around your neck.

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You would too. She used to be able to rest her head on Ryan Reynolds' rock-hard abs. Then they broke off their engagement last year. Alanis Morrisette and his abs, I mean. And now he's engaged to Scarlett Johansson! That bitch can't sing! At least not about giving head in a theater! Alanis Morrisette says that she "hit rock bottom" last year.

She says she had to take a break due to "a personal unraveling of significant relationships in my life." Oh honey, just say it. Ryan took off and you were devastated. I would be, too. Look at that body.

Her new album, Flavors of Entanglement, hits on June 10 (J. Harvey's birthday!), and it's how she worked through her issues she says. That, and everything from "pounding pillows" (with Scarjo's face on them) to "sharing with intimate friends." So she f*cked her way back. Good for her.

Alanis hasn't lost her faith in love, though.

"Oh yeah. My nature is always hope filled. It's more about values matching now. That's the foundation," she says. Oh shit, she joined EHarmony? Those bitches are homophobic and I'm disappointed in Alanis now.

The Canadian songstress says she's dating someone but declined to reveal who. It's totally George Glass.

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Heidi Montag got her ass on the Ellen show, and told her that no longer being fake friends with Lauren Conrad is a "weight off my shoulders." You'd feel even lighter if you took those plastic domes off your chest, moron. The interview will air on Monday.

I seriously feel for the TV hosts who have to speak to this broad.

"Towards the end of our relationship she was just always yelling at me and nagging at me because she didn't like my boyfriend [Spencer Pratt]," Montag said. No one likes your boyfriend, Heidi.

Heidi says that Lauren had a boyfriend that she "didn't like" for several years, but she kept her yap shut. She thought it better that the two just "go our own ways." I'm sure the writers did, too. Heidi said that the recent journalistic integrity-destroying Rolling Stone cover that featured all the Hills girls was "awkward." Yeah, well, fake friendships designed for TV and passed off as "real" will do that.

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Discolicious!

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The heiress has announced that she's turned over a new leaf...again. Remember how she acted like she was going to be all Paris Plain and Tall after she was released from jail and that she would only do good and party solely in the name of the Lord? Well now she's claiming that she totally, seriously means it when she says she's no longer partying like she used to.

The shiny heiress claims that her relationship with her boyfriend Benji Madden has turned her into a homebody. "We don't really like to go out. We have game night where friends come over and play Monopoly."

Oh, how quaint. Snorting lines off Park Place sounds like a fun way to spend a quiet night in.

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