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Is it just me or is Vanessa wearing the same dress as Cheryl Tweedy?

Photo: Complex.com

Our new favorite model Jarah, recently did the cover of Complex Magazine’s April/May issue. Besides the cover shot, she also lead a sexy photo shoot inspired by sneakers. The issue isn’t out yet, but once it is we will have photos of the shoot. For now, check out the preview.

Taking a line from Peter Griffin, you wanna know what really grinds my gears? Girls sending in pictures and getting their panties tied up in a bunch when reading negative comments disagreeing with their self-believed hotness; going as far to request pictures being taken down for fear of being disowned by their family. Folks, it’s the Internet, I can’t think of any chick that we’ve posted here that has unanimously been praised for being hotness personified. Not even the likes of Alessandra Ambrosio has been able to accomplish worldwide agreement of hotness. Let’s face it, it’ll never happen.

This leads me to Tila Tequila. Personally, I think she’s pretty hot. I wouldn’t bother posting pictures of her otherwise. Now, as you might recall, recently she was promoting her new single, “I Love U”, and even took the time to film a quick video for The Bastardly answering several questions from our infamous Bastardly Mini-Questionnaire. Much appreciated from our end.

However, you might have noticed on other sites a blogad promoting her single, “I Love U”. Now, would it make sense to the geniuses in marketing that a site like The Bastardly that is all about chicks, including Tila, would be ideal for placing an ad? I would think so because Tila does strike interest within our readership.

Here’s what Moe found out. Apparently, Tila’s team said they would’ve purchased a premium ad but were discouraged after we posted that video of her making a fool of herself. I guess her party got upset that everyone posted horrible comments about her. What did they expect? Only comments of praise and proclomations of Tila’s hotness? Everyone’s got an opinion and that’s what we love about you readers.

Now honestly, in the end do I really care? No. Why the hell am I wasting your time and ranting on this shit? No reason, I’m just bored while creating this post of Tila in a red bikini. However, anyone who knows how blogs generate revenue is through ads and any ad helps to pay the bills behind the scenes to bring you meaningless crap and hot chicks everyday in addition to helping subsidize our ability to bring you travel reports from Buenos Aires.

Thanks again Tila Tequila and team! I’d love to run Tila through the complete Bastardly Interview process, see how her team likes that! Here again is Tila apparently making a fool of herself for The Bastardly!

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