Just because prosecutors haven't been able to lock his child-molesting ass up doesn't mean the charges aren't true. In a classic case of a slimy horn dog showing his true colors, R. Kelly has burnt an all-important bridge.

I know, I know, it's a tough choice. I'd choose to stay in that night myself, but I don't have a dozen handlers telling me I look fine or a failed designer as a mother with scary murderer eyes. Make your choice after the jump.

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Britney Spears gets boys on Christmas day

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Angelina Jolie voted one of the world's 'yummiest mummies'

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Pete Doherty records solo album

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Brad Pitt faces possible legal action

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